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  1. G African Astronaut
    So what ?! You can tell people whom have nothing going on in life, they concern themselves w/ others lives lol.
  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Mask are for gonts like keenan because they are dominated. He probably sleeps naked with his ass hella high in the air like a fuck beast waiting for the nearest nemesis. Because he's a clown.

    Keenan's one of the softest/queer names of all time lol.
  3. G African Astronaut
    lol masks
  4. G African Astronaut
    lol @ Alfredo
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like to squeeze her tits and slap her ass. Nothing gay about squeezing titty

    Except when it's on a male by a male.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Pfft couldn't even drop a bitch off a steal ?!
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S explain your method of jacking-off on the sly

    You get bottom bunk(like all G's do) hang(lengthwise) your blanket under the top's bed roll like a curtain, insta private rub room.
  8. G African Astronaut
    False flag err fag.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Bombastic

  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh calm down. Lol you're so melodramatic like frala and candy.

    Anyway I just got to hornbachees and they're closed too. :(

    So basically I just walked 3 miles total to 4 different locations ans they're all closed. I can't smoke a cigarette anymore.

    But I can get home and get mad and drinkn4 beers really fast and kill myself !

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  12. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i don't see why im the biggest loser here but i'll bite.

    i think fona should be

    his gf is older than the moon and they both have hpc and work the same plastic part counting screws
    his computer is too old to run serious sam evidently
    he lived with his mother and his "gf" at his moms house
    he got a dog with chell that he took back after two days because they couldn't keep up
    he speaks like a retard and his friend slank text me all the time asking if id go farm with them
    he moved to a place where niggers block his gf's car so they can't get kft
    he post every day about how he's being mundane
    he sits bitch with shell in the drive thru of long john silvers with her yelling at him if he wants fish or chicken like he's a child
    he plays mine craft
    technologist ghosted him
    he pulled out his old ass gf's bloody tampon posting it like it was something to be proud of

    but hey.. he's came long from his addiction so can you blame him? He's only a boy.

    In reality Fona & Hiki are the perpetual fail champs, especially now that Wario's out of the running.
  13. G African Astronaut
    2 am EST :

    Beastly Cardio Interruptus -

    Went to hop on my bike w/ my satanic playlist firing on all cylinders, Dio's prompting me to "Dream Evil" & BAM a flat fucking tire, Walmart's no longer 24 hours here either. Guess it's stationary satan lol.



  14. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ "That doesn't scare me, kid" has seemingly meant "fuck, you're right."

    Wait that's not what it means here ?!
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I hooked up with my old old school meth dealer jenna tonight. Lol. Lots ots moving parts. I even got to ride around on the back of her bike and I was scared the whole time. I was just a little drunk but she was high as a mountain. Its fine. Fun.

    Get hoes young mmQ, get hoes, & liver pills,,,leave the meth be though.
  16. G African Astronaut
    I sense jealousy over Bill Krozby's hedonistic lifestyle as he gallivants about life tagging hoes & shitting on internet lames.
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  18. G African Astronaut
    DLR's an honorable dude, respectable kata & unbridled stage presence all which detract from the fact that he is a jedi/hiki.

  19. G African Astronaut
    I get hoes,,,
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