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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    11 minutes ≠ 3 seconds
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    How does a Rabbi make coffee?

    Hebrews it.
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    The papal secretary comes into the office, looking shaken.

    “What is it, my son? Has something happened?” the pope asks.

    “Holy Father, there is good news, and bad news. The good news is, Jesus has returned, and he has just called to talk to you!”

    “Hallelujah! To think that I lived to be the pope who would lead the Church at the time of the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior! God be praised! … wait, you said there was bad news?”

    “Yes, Your Holiness…. He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”
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    Originally posted by Instigator I can spend my moms allowance on what I want

    Your mom gets an allowance?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson African American street talk
    "Damn Gurl, ur thicc as fuck"

    Translation to English
    "Good lord madam, you're extremely dumb"

    Translation to American, "Jane you ignorant slut".
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Do as I say not as I do"…as me old dad used to say.

    How did that work out?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There's absolutely nothing wrong about being a caring individual guys. If only more people cared the world would be a better place.

    This modern phenomenononononemen of wanting to demonize human feelings and try to "lessen" them is nothing but a reflection of inner pain and self hatred.

    That's a 180 for you.
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    Originally posted by Fluttershy I’m just here to shitpost and have some fun lol.
    You’re the one who’s been here for a decade and feels the need to tell everyone how much he doesn’t care about it here while being here more than pretty much anyone else.

    That didn't scare me or make me give a fuck.
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    Originally posted by Fluttershy The guy who doesn’t care suddenly started caring a whole lot

    ⬆️Confused between someone caring and someone laughing at him.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I wish I could be like speedy and give 0 fucks about being the laughing stock of this forum!

    How many fuck per day do you give about what anyone here thinks?

    Less than or more than 6?
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I imagine in some churches you kneel, close your eyes, open wide, and the priest puts his dick in your mouth.

    Imagine imagining that and not being gay.
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    Originally posted by Bradley my accounting professor said he will not be doing zoom classes even on Thursday and I asked why and he said he leaves in 45 minutes to go to some carribean island for the next 6 days LOL I was like really

    he said ya he hates hurricanes

    Leaving behind all his little lab rats like you lol.
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    Originally posted by ner vegas also Iran has a credible air defence network, unless it could be destroyed or disabled in some way trying to bomb them with C-130s is hilariously retarded

    Obviously captain obvious.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by shitty titty Stop trying to have sex with him

    Are strong in this one the fucks to give.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy wow speedy for someone who just made 3 threads…

    You give so many fucks you're willing to type demonstrably false statements.

    I've made 3 threads in the last month you thick little twit.

    https://niggasin.space/user/4068/threads
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    Originally posted by Fluttershy I just think it's funny how you say something that's wrong, I call you out on it, and then you make a thread about how "being right is for losers!!! real winners don't care if they sound like retards!!!!"

    I can make an observation without caring about an outcome. I know that's a foreign concept to you speedy.

    Keep those fucks coming.

  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Completely ignoring posts that prove you wrong is just being a sore loser baby about it, not "subtly not giving a fuck… LIKE A BOSS!"

    People who don't care typically don't feel the need to shout "I DON'T CARE GUYS!!! I SWEAR!! I REALLY DONT CARE!!! AKSHUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAD!!!" over and over again

    It seems like you really give a fuck.

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