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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas lol

    you can't be retarded enough to actually believe this

    How little you know about the paper bear young one.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You do realize they have 2 million in reserve, which makes it 3.5 million, and can raise the rest almost immediately, don't you? Second largest army in the world, next to China.

    Wow man! Really? They have 2 million in reserve? I did not realize that. I mean I tottally typed "they have around 2million reserves" without even realizing they have 2 million reserves. It's a good thing you pointed out that they have 2 million in reserve or .i might never have known I meant they have about 2 million in reserve when? I?typed"tuey have about 2 million reserves"a

    Thanks!

  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I almost feel bad for you, Rodent, and then I think… nahhh.

    I do feel bad for you. No really...

    For over 30 years this mess has robbed you of time for nothing of value in return.

    Sad...
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only a born idiot would think Russia can't muster five million soldiers when they need them.

    You're the idiot that typed it.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He was also never picked in school for the baseball and football games. They'd pick everyone else and just leave him standing there.

    I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.

  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole


    By the fall of 2002 I had been playing Day of Defeat for around three years. That's when I tripped across a server named Ratz on Toast. It ran small fast custom maps all from the same map maker who's name escapes me.

    Long and short of it is this. There were two clan like groups of players that called this free server home. I rented three for servers and formed both groups into a clan which eventually grew to include three league teams in four leagues.

    Many other members were heavily involved in community created content in the form of every thing from custom models, maps, server plugins, and in the case of Zor and Havoc, the code for DoD United Admins.

    United Admins started as a collaboration of a dozen or so admins from the most popular public servers. The plugin banned you from all participating servers if you were banned on any server for cheating. Before too long it caught on and more admins joined up.

    The code was developed by the community and eventually Valve used it as the "bones" of VAC.

    So now to the moment you've all been anxiously waiting for, the origin of the dancing Hitler stick and GIF.

    Remember when I said there were two clan like groups on the Rats on Toast server?. Well one of the two called themselves WwW or World War Warriors and was "led" by a kid who went by. Grimm.

    Grimm was smart old. At just 17 he was doing three hours a day of college court work in mathematics at some private academy in NYC.

    Anyhow in Half Life/Counter Strike/Day of Defeat you could "spray" a decal on the map. This GIF was made by Grimm as the first step of creating it as a custom in game decal to spray on the map.

    That was over 20 years ago and I still found a copy of it by searching "dancing Hitler GIF stick an".

    Crazy...
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I remember it like it was 1939.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's the strain?

    Toledo Window Box

  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Exclusive graphic photos of Kafka's dead sister. Warning, not family friendly.

  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should take a reading comprehension course.

    "followed immediately by 5,000,000 in ground forces"

    As my post was clearly in response to the above ridiculous statement your response unquestionably demonstrates the compression deficit belongs to you.

  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy What is bradleys last name
    Milton
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Another oldie but goodie...

  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Don't kid me, scare you.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Don't kid me you scare
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This should be his new avatar.


  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    That was a clever thought.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Milton looks weak... Like Bradley...

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm home now


    Fat
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A massive, full-on nuclear attack from Russia would be a deadly first strike, if it was hundreds of ICBMs all fired at once and targeted to key areas, which would knock out America nationwide before they even had a chance to fire back, followed immediately by 5,000,000 in ground forces to blast them out of their hideyholes.

    Russia can't handle Ukraine lol. Russia currently has only around 1.5 million active duty troops. A great percentage of which are poorly trained, I'll equipped, and badly led conscripts with no moral. They also have around 2 million reserves equipped primarily with soviet era equipment including Mosin–Nagants.

    Put inside conscription and military spending along with severe sanctions have crippled the Russian economy.

    Were Putin to attempt to conscript, train, equipped, and deploy another 1.5 million conscripts and mobilize his entire reserve force the RRussian economy would implode.

    But let's say the war fairy waved her magic wand and gave all that to Put in at no cost. How the hell is he going to get them out of the Back Sea, through the Mediterranean, and across the Atlantic. Or out of the Back Sea, through the Indian Ocean, and across the South Pacific. Or even across the Bearing Strait.

    He has no Black Sea fleet left to speak of thanks to Ukraine and his Baltic fleet would never make it to the North Atlantic.

    In other words he had no possibility of getting even 500,000 ground troops to the stores if North America yet alone 5 million.

    If knowledge of what it takes to wage war was a finger yours wouldn't be big enough to pick a "Sea Monkeys" nose.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Me scare kid you don't
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