Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-11-16 at 5:07 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I remember Hebrew Darnell from zoklet

   
   He doesn't remember you...
2. 2024-11-14 at 2:02 PM UTC in Trumps new CIA director is pretty down to earth
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   John Ratcliffe
3. 2024-11-06 at 2:56 PM UTC in CONGRATULATIONS To Our New POTUS!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) This is correct. Kamala can still win. She is luring the Trump tards into a false sense of complacency. When they have all gathered and revealed themselves the Space Force will swoop down and arrest them all for domestic insurrection.

   
   Buwahahahahaha
4. 2024-11-06 at 2:54 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes Because they think they're smart.
   
   "But the people… are retarded."

   
   Yes you are.
5. 2024-11-06 at 2:53 PM UTC in This US election is hard to predict
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but she won?

   
   Um no Biden did
6. 2024-11-02 at 4:30 AM UTC in For Trump supporters
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I could believe it. He's a New Yorkier and they have never been allowed to own guns. I bet he doesn't actually care about guns at all, he doesn't seem like a gun goy. He seems like the type to pass a law that would ban handguns in municipal school zones or some other gay shit.

   The words Fact Check on the link proves it's a lie
7. 2024-11-02 at 4:29 AM UTC in Has anyone tried productivity mentors?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what yiu really need is a reproductive mentor,

   
   All you need is a rat eating mentor
8. 2024-11-02 at 12:10 AM UTC in For Trump supporters
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina higher performance at a lower price = cheaper.

   
   higher performance at a lower price = better value
   
   Dumbass
9. 2024-11-01 at 9:09 PM UTC in I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

   
   Unless it's a digital clock like Lil Obber
10. 2024-11-01 at 8:20 PM UTC in I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe You might be moving back into the ghetto but I don't think the ghetto ever moved out of you anyways.

    
    One of the few things you have ever gotten right. Good job sparky.
11. 2024-11-01 at 7:12 PM UTC in What happens after death?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina is this suoposed to be funny?

    
    If you recall, which doubtful, the fact that ching chongs have sense no sense of humor was covered in another thread. Your opinion on humor is therfore worthless.
12. 2024-11-01 at 6:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock

    
    ⬆️And then he died
13. 2024-11-01 at 6:27 PM UTC in My last post. I super mean it this time.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The trippiest part of this symbol is it highlights vertically which Is why computers don't bother trying to render it. It's TOO POWERFUL

    
    I remember when I discovered the character map in 90s and thought I was leet. Then I realized it was not really all that.
14. 2024-11-01 at 6:24 PM UTC in "Fona call me I need some advice, SERIOUSLY"
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley
    
    
    
    Thanks

    
    Damn, I've been trying to figure out who you remind me of. Thanks to this thread I figured out. You look just like Mr. Potato Head.
15. 2024-11-01 at 6:18 PM UTC in My last post. I super mean it this time.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    That looks Mongol like
16. 2024-11-01 at 6:09 PM UTC in In honor of the genocide of native americans, we have a new theme
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Why don't I see anything?

    
    Me either
    
    
    /unsub
    /thread
17. 2024-11-01 at 5:46 PM UTC in I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.
    
    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.
    
    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.

    
    You're going to wind up just like that old guy John who was in a shit hole nursing home I worked in Hot Springs Montana in the 80s. John had wet brain from drinking mouth wash in his previous nursing home. John was an angry slobbering vegetable.
18. 2024-11-01 at 5:11 PM UTC in Dunno if I should go to boardgame night
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka It will be my first time going and it's mostly guys who refer to themselves as nerds. I have an assumption that there'll be a disproportionate amount of incels or misogynists there, does anyone know if this is usually the case at these things?

    
    It's a setup. They are going to gang bang you. You had better just stay home and think about how all men are rapists.
19. 2024-11-01 at 5:05 PM UTC in For Trump supporters
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina must be really hurt having to ride a second rated "great" "american" "motorcycle".
    
    
    
    BTW, my mpg is like 60-80.

    
    Indian has been tearing Harley a new asshole 9n the American Flat Track circut and the King of the Baggers race for that last seven years, ever since Indiana rendered the AFT in 2017. Just like they were until 1958 when they dropped out of the AFT due continued poor post war sales. The reason Indian took a beating in the market from 1942 until 1953 when the original owners sold was corrupt government officials who gave Harley wartime contracts for kickbacks. The owners of Indian refused to grease these officials.
    
    Since 1901 Indian has always made the better machine. But why am I arguing with you're stupid ass. You don't know shit about and are just trying and failing to hurt my feelings.
20. 2024-11-01 at 4:54 PM UTC in Has anyone tried productivity mentors?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OP needs a fuck off mentor