Can someone explain to me .....

1. 2024-10-07 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #1
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   why a small bag of coffee like this
   
   
   
   can make a decent 600ml cup of thick coffee but with "expensive" italian coffee such as this
   
   
   
   it takes about 2½ (chinese) soup spoon to make a half liter cup that taste barely like coffee.
   
   i dont understand fuys
2. 2024-10-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Arabica is for Arabs you bought the wrong shit
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 100% Arabica
   
   Royal Elixir Reserve tripple Red Roast with honey and nut, 100% Arabica
   
   Velvet Symphony Blend from the Jungle of Africa, Small Batch, Harm free trade save the kids save the rainforest, 100% Arabica
   
   Celestial Ember Essence 1999 New York Coffee House Special Blend, 100% Arabica
   
   Whispering Moonlight Roast from Kentucky, Master Roasted, Barrel Aged, 100% Arabica
   
   Enchanted Oasis Brew made from wild coffee plants growing in the new zealand jungles harvested by birds, 100% Arabica
   
   Regal Serenity Infusion Industrial Laboratory synthetic hydroponic grown indoor coffee harvested by machines, 100% Arabica
   
   Majestic Mirage Java from the Jungles of Java plantations White Beans Unroasted, 100% Arabica
   
   Opulent Aurora Roastery Big Batch Unfair Trade (subsidiary of Maxwells house), 100% Arabica
   
   etc etc etc you get the picture
   
   i drink this
   
   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. 2024-10-07 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #3
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   oh no, not the instant coffee.
   
   the one i actually have.
   
   
   
   does the "expresso preparation" thing means it can only be made with a machine.
4. 2024-10-07 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   It fizics or sommat not sure.
5. 2024-10-07 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina does the "expresso preparation" thing means it can only be made with a machine.

   It's Italian for 'you have to make it quickly'
6. 2024-10-07 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why a small bag of coffee like this
   
   
   
   can make a decent 600ml cup of thick coffee but with "expensive" italian coffee such as this
   
   
   
   it takes about 2½ (chinese) soup spoon to make a half liter cup that taste barely like coffee.
   
   i dont understand fuys

   
   If your coffee is "Thick" you're doing it wrong...
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7. 2024-10-07 at 6:19 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   gotta make the blongus cup
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Dissociator You can tell the machine is malfunctioning or atleast one of the overlookers fucked up, like spilled their blongus cup on one of the reality simulation emitters and for a sec, sometimes in like rotating frequencies you can see the grids, almost like a video game texture when your graphics card is all fucked up, its not just a projection of light obviously, projection of matter isn't perfect and since its all tech their are nanobots, smaller than quarks but still clusters of squiggly error fibers are what morgellons are. Or a computer virus in the subsystems

8. 2024-10-08 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #8
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If your coffee is "Thick" you're doing it wrong…

   
   what should it be then
9. 2024-10-08 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what should it be then

   
   A free flowing fluid with no visually discernible "thickness" to it. Semen is thick, vomit is thick, mild diarrhea is thick...coffee should be as thin as your Asian penis.
10. 2024-10-08 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #10
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A free flowing fluid with no visually discernible "thickness" to it. Semen is thick, vomit is thick, mild diarrhea is thick…coffee should be as thin as your Asian penis.

    
    
    
    thickness does not exclusively refers to a liquids viscosity.
11. 2024-10-08 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
    
    thickness does not exclusively refers to a liquids viscosity.

    
    Um you were talking about a liquid though...if not it's viscosity to what were you referring?
12. 2024-10-08 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #12
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um you were talking about a liquid though…if not it's viscosity to what were you referring?

    
    in coffee ?
    
    taste.
13. 2024-10-08 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina in coffee ?
    
    taste.

    
    
    
    That would be referred to as "Strength" in the English speaking world...
    
    "A strong cup of coffee" not a "thick cup of coffee"
14. 2024-10-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    blongus cups are thick
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What da hell is a blongus??

15. 2024-10-08 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #15
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Back in England "Thick" means "dumb"
    
    "Damn that chinky fella is as thick as two short planks, I thought they were supposed to be smart"
16. 2024-10-08 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    dummy thicc
17. 2024-10-08 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    African American street talk
    "Damn Gurl, ur thicc as fuck"
    
    Translation to English
    "Good lord madam, you're extremely dumb"
18. 2024-10-08 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson African American street talk
    "Damn Gurl, ur thicc as fuck"
    
    Translation to English
    "Good lord madam, you're extremely dumb"

    
    Translation to American, "Jane you ignorant slut".
19. 2024-10-08 at 8:54 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Excuse me miss but the mass of your appendices has caused my heart to swell with emotion
20. 2024-10-08 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #20
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    That would be referred to as "Strength" in the English speaking world…
    
    "A strong cup of coffee" not a "thick cup of coffee"

    
    so strong that it can lift itself.
    
    
    
    english.