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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    People are like ooo u got a portable generator set up bradleyb

    and its like nah nigga we're gonna close all the hurricane covers on the windows, I have a book I've been wanting to read, I have 1 flashlight, 1 case of water, and a bunch of canned goods. My plan is to tell everyone to leave me alone, turn off all my electronics and lay in bed for 3-4 days. Every couple of hours I will walk around and ask everyone if they're ok and if they say no i'mma say "That sucks." and go onto the next person.

    I also have a gallon of bleach so worst case scenario I can pretty much survive forever enhancementing water that way.

    Very excited.
  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    As for potential medical equipment I have garbage bags & duct tape which should hold everyone over, at least if they want medical treatment from me, Bradley-Bro I taped it back on-B
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    bruh this shit is supposed to be so bad that they're warning peopel about 16 feet of flooding
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    i told my friend to fill up his bathtub for him and the dog becasue I am not traveling 6 miles in this weather to get him water
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Watch and see. Miami Dade is going to be one a the few places voting will be fixed by FEMA in time for the election.
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  6. #66
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley bruh this shit is supposed to be so bad that they're warning peopel about 16 feet of flooding

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  7. #67
    Bradley Florida Man
    u think they cause hurricanes to influence voting? Lol

    Bro I wish I was more like you, it seems scary but also very fun.

    These hurricanes are getting worse and more commona nd later in the year because of global warming.
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    Like I was explaining to my assistant I like things a little loose.

    I explained maybe u and other members of the tinycockgang (Esp: Pandillo de Pappino, or Gang of Tiny Sexual Peppers) need things to always be tight fits to get any action but u give me an XXL Jar of Peanut Butter and about 20 minutes and I'll be heading to the shower with a smile on my face
  9. #69
    Bradley Florida Man
    "how you get so good at speaking spanish?"

    "I like to make fun of people for having small cocks in a manner that they understand."
  10. #70
    Bradley Florida Man
    my accounting professor said he will not be doing zoom classes even on Thursday and I asked why and he said he leaves in 45 minutes to go to some carribean island for the next 6 days LOL I was like really

    he said ya he hates hurricanes
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley my accounting professor said he will not be doing zoom classes even on Thursday and I asked why and he said he leaves in 45 minutes to go to some carribean island for the next 6 days LOL I was like really

    he said ya he hates hurricanes

    Leaving behind all his little lab rats like you lol.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Fluttershy In my experience well traveled individuals don’t feel the need to come on deaf forums to tell everyone how well traveled they are.

    Clearly demonstrating your lack of actual experience.
  13. #73
    Bradley Florida Man
    I should have evacuated.
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  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    This isn't good.
  15. #75
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clearly demonstrating your lack of actual experience.

    Clearly demonstrating you’ve never been outside of the states for any real reason other than to take pictures so you can force all of your coworkers and friends to listen to how cool you are for 30 minutes.
    Only tourists brag about how many places they’ve been as if it’s some sort of accomplishment.
  16. #76
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley This isn't good.

    Try not to drown Brad. Are you good?
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  17. #77
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley I should have evacuated.

    I told you to, even begged. Should’ve listened to me
  18. #78
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy In my experience well traveled individuals don’t feel the need to come on deaf forums to tell everyone how well traveled they are.

  19. #79
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hi
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  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    In my experience people who've never done shit make alts and talk to themselves online.
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