Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-10-07 at 6:15 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's better than the 3 eyeball Jesus at least

   
2. 2024-10-07 at 6:12 PM UTC in Whaat is DMAA?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy “I didn’t know Officer, I swear I thought that little girl was really just BradleyB!!!”

   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing dick muncher

3. 2024-10-07 at 6:11 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surprisingly, they're actually one of the more peaceful ones. They are more inquisitive than anything.

   
   Probing is an inquisitive endeavor.
4. 2024-10-07 at 6:09 PM UTC in I sin too much
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina show me with this doll where did the agents of evil touched.

   
   ⬆️暨舔基佬⬆️
5. 2024-10-07 at 6:02 PM UTC in Whaat is DMAA?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I'll just take an F
6. 2024-10-07 at 6:01 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Up is away from a gravitational force and down is towards it. That is what the words were invented to express. As long as humans who speak English exist, up and down will exist.
7. 2024-10-07 at 5:59 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the alien races actually looks very similar to that. It has the head of a squid, with tentacles coming out of its snout, but it has a body that looks mostly human. For real.

   
   Are those the one who put you on the anal probe table upside down?
8. 2024-10-07 at 5:58 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Professor Rodent.

   
   Shhh, next time raise your hand before speaking.
9. 2024-10-07 at 5:57 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina whoa.
   
   geriatric jokes.

   
   So far, this is the oldest I've been.
10. 2024-10-07 at 5:50 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Cthulhu hatchling
11. 2024-10-07 at 5:49 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus wore sandals and a potato sack.

    
    It was an astoma sack. The potato never made it to Europe until the mid 16th century. In the mid 18th century the British introduced it to Persia (Iran) in the mid 18th century.
12. 2024-10-07 at 3:43 PM UTC in I sin too much
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The Catholic church is an agent of evil.
13. 2024-10-07 at 3:41 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Will do. I also am starting a charity to help me and my family

    
    I'll donate all my used empty cigarettes packs. But you can't have them until I've used them. No new unused empty cigarette packs for you.
14. 2024-10-07 at 3:35 PM UTC in Whaat is DMAA?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy It’s kind of weird how speedy constantly talks sexually to this little girl despite being told not to by pretty much everyone in the community.
    I really don’t buy the whole “ignorant old man” routine

    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing dick muncher

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's a sock puppet.

    
    You're a sock puppet, a crusty cum stained sock puppet.
15. 2024-10-07 at 3:33 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If it's a sustainable orbit versus a decaying one there isn't.
    
    But even then there still isn't a down, attraction to another object in space (re: the Earth) isn't up or down…it's just 2 objects attracted to each other.

    
    By that logic there is down period.
16. 2024-10-07 at 3:31 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So this skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...
17. 2024-10-07 at 2:18 PM UTC in Whaat is DMAA?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Dude stop raping me

    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing dick muncher

18. 2024-10-07 at 2:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist You been eating Mexican food?
    
    
    .

    
    It's an actual dinosaur
19. 2024-10-07 at 2:11 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no down in space.

    
    There is in orbit.
20. 2024-10-07 at 8:52 AM UTC in Whaat is DMAA?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Stop raping me

    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing dick muncher