Its good to be high and enjoy life.
the joke is that jerry sienfield is a jedi.
I can't tell the difference between something squirrel and a college professor and I think they are both scronaldo but lets hear more about these meth fantasies. I mean I wanna know ALL the details, feel free to make multiple threads to cover every aspect because I think your meth fantasies are a requiem for human nature and as a real college professor they add quality data to my studies.
It's not me because I just watched it for the first time today but something tells me there are a lot of diehard fans on here. THere is something about the show and jerry sienfield that just screams.... something at me. I can't put my finger on it. My money is on infinityshock or Bill Krozby but I'm looking forward to the nerdy fandom that I'm sure will ensue.
I want to get high like a baby would.
Sid vicious was a rich junkie which is a death sentence but this is how he died. He got high and nodded out with his girlfriend and a couple other people. He had a stash and the couple other people robbed him and stabbed his girlfriend with his knife in the process. Sid wakes up and says to himself in his terrible british accent "I stabbed me girlfriend" and confesses to the crime to the police. It takes the police a while but they eventually figure out it wasn't sid who stabbed his girlfriend. He spent a couple months in jail and his tolerance to heroin went to basically nothing. He gets out, shoots up, and immediately dies because he thought he needed a lethal dose of heroin to get high. There are probably a lot of life lessons to be learned from his experience but the most important one is don't play in a shitty band.
If I call you a pretty boy will you call me trailer trash?
I was on suboxone for a while this winter and that was free because I'm a burden on society as an addict.
I"ve worked real hard to not have any misdemeanors on my record and they will take my guns away if I get in trouble. My guns make me feel safe and I won't give that up.
2018-05-08 at 4:52 PM UTC
in
How do you make edibles?
Sometimes when I make edibles they are not very strong but the best way I have found to do is this. Take an eighth of weed and put it in four cups of whole milk, put it on low heat for an hour or until you only have 1-2 cups of liquid left, you wouldn't think whole milk would have enough fat in it but I drink the whole thing and blackout. I do this and then go to the movies so I can see a new movie twice and I get to cheat life and enjoy a movie twice for the first time.
I have thought about all the problems I have and I think I will not be able to get clean unless I am locked up for atleast a couple weeks. I actually went to the police station last week and asked if they would put me in jail and they were real dicks about because I wouldn't leave and made them escort me out. Looking back this seems like a cry for help and you think they would take me to the hospital or something but they were just assholes as usual. I need to get clean to move forward with my life and I think I actually need some help to do it because everytime I try I end up doing speed and I fucking hate speed. I bought some heroin today and I'm in that real calm period after the rush which is my favorite. I have enough gear to tie up some loose ends and hopefully find a rehab that will send me a bill I can ignore or something. I've never been to rehab does anyone know how to do it? Last night I was thinking about doing it trainspotting style and nailing boards over the door to my room but I would have to piss and shit in buckets and I think my roomates might just kick me out if I start throwing shit out the window. THey already have to put up with alot of shit because of me.
I've just finally come to the conclusion that I can't cash this check by myself like I have in the past, I might even try to go into a sober living house afterwards depending on the cost because I want to get back to the good times where drugs don't control my life.
Just buy whey protein and emergen c, this is what my diet mostly is plus some other supplements because my guts rarely thaw out enough to take a shit.
Gore is something I'm not going to desensitize myself to, I have too good of a time dreaming.
lol, buy some b vitimins or eat some protien or drink an energy drink. I bought some high potency biotin and now my hair looks like I have a perm. My friend asked me if I did something to my hair and told him to get fucked and I just have awesome hair.
I was not addicted to opiates and writing music and working hard and exercizing four hours a day. 2013 was a great year and my life is much shittier now and I need to get my shit together.
I'm already recruited in dumbledores army, do you have a national gaurd branch?
Are you going to avenge him?
2018-05-08 at 3:32 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Should I kill myself by getting eaten by a bear or a shark? Should I do it in a zoo or the wild?
I used to deliver pizzas blacked out on xanax and it was pretty cool because I would just wake up flush with cash and it was like I never had to work. Then a couple weeks of my life went missing and there was a serious stash of drugs just littered in my car that was broken down. Now I only use them the right way because I have generalized anxiety disorder and they really help out sometimes.
2018-05-08 at 1:15 AM UTC
in
whats your tats?
lol if I go to prison with that hammer and sickle im going to be fucked.
