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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    Any score is legit, I scored a 93% on my calculus test.
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    Piss enema would be good band name.
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    Yeah, it kind of limits your range but if you spend enough time target practicing with the you can get good at it, I mean they still have rifling in the barrel so they are accurate and the new ones they make are decent guns and you can even put a scope on them. It was also the only rifle I had access to when I was growing up so I've shot a lot of deer with them.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    The cabbage snatch kidz was the name of my old band. Then we were Francis Drake and the Sea Dogs.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm very far from a feminist but I don't hate them even if they are crazy ones that just want to justify their man hatred. I talk to them online sometimes and try to get them to see through a male perspective, I also troll them sometimes. If you really want to piss a feminist off tell them that women have less neurons than men because its true and they will infer that your being hateful even though its just stating a fact. Intelligence is about how your use your neurons and not how many you have.

    I hate rap and gangster culture so fuck them. I think only pussies use guns unless its in self defense or you're in a war. They think carrying and using guns makes them tough guys but it really pretty cowardly, if your going to kill someone you should do it up close and personal and not hiding behind a gun. I also only use cap and ball rifles and bows to hunt because I think using a gun that was made for war is just unfair and hunting should be more difficult than that. If you don't know for fact that your bullet is going to kill an animal instantly then you shouldn't be pulling the trigger.

    I will laugh at rape jokes but actual rape is no laughing matter.

    Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T20:57:05.376150+00:00
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    Going after women who are has an attractive body and personality is not simple. I can fuck slags easily but going after highly sought after women is a complicated game and its fun to play. I'm more or less an addict who doesn't make a whole lot of money so fucking girls who have masters degree is not going to come naturally to me. I'm picky about girls personalities and girls with great personalities are highly sought after and not easy to obtain. If I was just myself I would never be able to date and fuck the girls I have, I have to ease them into who I really am and I usually end up changing some of their opinions about men and the world in general.

    Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T20:15:07.431136+00:00
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I scored yesterday and today and will tomorrow too, this is a good week.

  8. Madman African Astronaut
    Sure, I guess, I don't know what that means. I rarely use needles though.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    No, rape is the only crime that is never justified, murder is justifiable sometimes, cannibalism is justifiable sometimes, rape can never be justified and having rapey people talk shit about "rape culture" hurts the cause. I hate this rape culture bullshit but I still hate rapists more and I don't want them on my side.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    Yeah rape culture is bullshit but your still pretty rapey Bill Krozby. Most people don't get fired for sexual harassment or hold girls down and force their dick inside them. If you had ever been with a real quality women that you were in love with you would have more respect for them.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    God stop being so pathetic, be a man and get over your petty hatred of women. When your a jaded asshole you are losing and girls will never go near you.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic heroin is kinda weak though

    like as an opiate it sucks, i prefer hydrocodone

    I think your just doing heroin thats been stepped on too much. Heroin is unlike any other opiate, its like having an orgasm for like four hours.
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    I can't thank anyone for some reason but peep show is a great show. That mitchel and webb look sketch comedy thing is really good too.

    Also I hate strip clubs, I don't like paying for attention from women, and low quality women at that. It's much better to do the work and have real affection from a women.

    Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T19:39:40.413243+00:00
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    Why don't trannies just repress that shit like a normal person. I have an insatiable desire to be choked out by a hot chick right before I come while she is riding in my lap or for her to cut me up with razor blades and shit like that, but I just repress until I find a sexy sadist chick which doesn't come along very often, why would you want to pretend to be a women when everybody knows that your actually a man? Maybe your just a masochist for humiliation but come on, just be a gay dude nobody cares. And teaching kids all this bullshit about how they can just be whatever they want to be is really just child abuse, kids need to know the truth and truth is that you can't change your gender even if you feel like it and nature doesn't give a shit about how you feel.
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby OP i dont know what kind of job you have but if she's actually interested in you she will approach you first and you take it from there.

    For the most part I've always worked in kitchens and when I worked at hoboken pie I'd come into the shift as this girl was leaving and she was young (like 18), she was a kind of butter face but I think it was because she was young and going through a pimple phase, but she was really sexy and slim.

    She was kind of a tom boy but still sexy. She would punch my ass and body check me while I was on the phone, so one day when she was crouched over doing something I had just had a couple shots at the bar next door before coming in and I spanked her ass pussy, almost like the shocker but through her jeans and she squealed and when I was on the phone talking to a customer she shoved me into the phone (it was on the wall) and it broke and all the guys were making fun of me and telling me I need to pay for the phone.

    That night I was drinking at the same bar and saw her on roller skates go into hoboken and I finished my drink real quick and came up behind and kicked her as hard as i could square in the ass and since she was on skates she slipped lol and all these whyte knyte drunk faggots were yelling "hey fuck him he just hit a girl!!11" not knowing that she was my co-worker.

    anyways, i got fired from that job for sexual harassment of a guy even though im not into guys. On my day off this asshole I worked with called me asking for me to come and work for him because he's going to a party, i was shit faced and told him I will kill him and called him a fat faggot.

    So I got fired for sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment.

    Though I'm guessing you work in an office environment so you will have to use some tact, but if you have to ask a question like this then you're probably a trev and nothing will happen anyways.

    Just say this.

    Hey me lady, I will share my mountain dew with you.
    \

    Yeah thats how you have sex with whores, the real quality girls take work, its just bad advice and you deserved to be fired.
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    It depends on how pretty and what her level of interest in you is. I find what works for me to not actually talk to the girl but talk to the people around her and let her get comfortable around you and try to be charming and witty, flirt with her friends a little bit but not with her. Make sure you when you speak it is in a somewhat slow and calming voice. You want to make sure that she will actually say yes if you ask her out because you don't want to work with someone that rejected you everyday. I've done this for months before before actually speaking to the girl and when I finally did she was instantly smiling and I could tell that I could ask her out. You have to look desirable and if you get along with everyone around her she will trust you and you will be more desirable. Try to find out what her political opinions are, I speak a little spanish and with the girl previously mentioned I spoke a little spanish to a mexican lady that couldn't speak english and I could tell that she was a liberal and she liked that. I've got some girls that were extremely attractive doing it this way, it all just a show to impress her but you never let anyone know that and it seems like she is the person you are least interested in. Guys are constantly trying in pathetic ways to have sex with girls and you don't want to be lumped in with all the other idiots that just jump in and let their intentions be obvious. You have to be a sweetheart. I also do it that way because I have a lot of tattoos and scars and girls are intimidated by me sometimes, I kind of look like a hard ass, and when you look like a hard ass but act like a sweetheart, well some girls really like that. Also don't be afraid to be rejected, being rejected is easier than regretting not taking chances. To me making a girl smile is my goal and even getting that far is very rewarding for me and rejection is just part of life that if you don't take well your going to be a jaded asshole, its no big deal, no pride no shame.
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Stop being pathetic and hating women, I prescribe one prostitute everyday until you fuck it out of your system.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    I guess you'll have to go live in the group home with other premature and disabled babies.
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Is this where I post if I'm a faggot and I'm getting wrecked?
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    Or whatever, talk about the std's you have/have had, I'm not really sure I've fucked a lot of slags but never had any warts or blisters or anything.
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