User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. ...
  7. 65
  8. 66
  9. 67
  10. 68

Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    This hairy girl in pittsburgh that would let me fuck her if I chased her down would always yell at me to "get a car hippy" when she passed me on bicycles but she was really the hippy.
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    y u have no muscles?
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    One guy got shot 14 times and told the police "nobody shot me" lol, criminals have no honor these days
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    get fucked hippy
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    lol thats funny, i've heard joe rogan talk about smoking weed with alex jones and i'm pretty sure they are actually chill and even the most obscure media is a sham. No rogan fans will give a fuck and thats why i like him because its a no fucks given podcast.

    "I'm king kong"=Alex Jones
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    Valentines day is way too fucking cliche to give a shit about anyways, idk it was so fucking retarded when they took backpages down, some of us have slut and hooker kinks so please stop kink shaming us mk?
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    try a transexual hooker lol
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    I went to oregon a couple years ago and I think i was in Eugene and there were like barefoot artists everywhere hauling art pieces around and it was lulzy, will society work if everyone is an artist? I went to wyoming after that and fucked a girl on an indian reservation and she was hot and I told her i loved her right in the heat of it because thats love and its lulzy.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    The world is full of sadistic people and the oceans are full of murdered people but atleast if my foot washes up on a beach in BC all the bitches will know I had a big dick and cool shoes.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    I'll give you invasive surgery fucking slut
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    God, where do you live? It sounds like oakland or the tenderloin, there is a humanitarian crisis going on where you live and its not normal
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    You suck other peoples chakras out of their buttholes, fralala is an empty shell now that i'm done with her
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    All of you should kill yourselfs, jesus fucking christ, i've got some clean water for you and all you have to do is close your eyes and suck it out of a hose.
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    Imagine Coulter deepthroating you while cortez gives you a rimjob. what do you say fralalala, can you make it happen for me?
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    dirty chicken fucker, do you fuck her in her egg hole? Thats also where they shit
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    only in his wildest dreams
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    I would love to have a threesome with her and ann coulter, that would be the best sex evvveerrr.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Its ok to beat the shit out of punks because they are all rapists, except nazi punks those guys actually believe in something and aren't retarded nihilists.
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    I quit almost five years ago, the risk didn't seem like the rewards as I like to keep my criminal history clean. I want to move to colorado when I can afford it because honestly weed is just good and Crouton has become my mainstay like weed used to be.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm pretty sure this is a thing, does anyone have any information about it?
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. ...
  7. 65
  8. 66
  9. 67
  10. 68
Jump to Top