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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    eh, i like to pretend like i'm one of the guys here but I'm really not, serry.
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm just saying that I'd be willing to die for other peoples causes once ina while.
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    I mean don't try to convince me but can you prove that death is the end?
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm a bitch for peer pressure and I'm always down for a mass suicide.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    We like to collect STD's here and that is the only reason we fuck, so you see your reasoning has no reason here.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I mean, I'd be pissed if the person that killed me didn't have a manifesto telling everyone why they killed me.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    The unabomber was a child rapist? I mean I know all old people look like they do but I never heard of him doing it. I thought he was aight.
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    Yeah I made a bunch of money too and now I have some more guns and an addiction.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    I can only handle one heartfelt response to a suicide thread per day, plz don't just cuz brah.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    Ok I can't find it but it was short enough. The context being jill talking shit about calling people idiots is something that children do.


    I was playing tag once in kindergarden and I called a girl the "IT-iot" because she was it and I was clever like that. She told the teacher on me and now she acts all crazy when I look her up on facebook twenty years later to ask her why she is such a bitch.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    I told a killer joke today about girls in kindergarden, it was probably the best joke made today, probably all week.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    atleast half of them are male so my odds aren't good, I asked them what their dads email address is then I told them that my dad thinks they are a pussy.
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    Its called a spoof you fucking dipshits. Jesus should I treat you like reddit fags and give you a s/????
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    don't kill yourself plz, it all goes away eventually, 4 years ago I thought I would never recover, 2 years ago I was completely recovered, now I'm recoving again but from XTREME opiate addiction which is differant from what I was recovering from initially it will go away if you give it time.

  15. Madman African Astronaut
    please, they are ALLL PUSSY
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    God damn why couldn't you be dead? I already told everyone I knhow that your dead because you were gone, wtf am I supposed to tell these people
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  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Is anyone else here drunk? I've got 300 facebook friends that I never talk to and I feel like reaching out, what should I say to these normal people that I barely know?
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Moar war plz. The us military got all elitist during obama, I'm trailer trash and I want to join the military please, don't ask don't tell about my criminal record assholes
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I don't drink.

    You feel like death the next day

    No, cocaethyline makes you feel like death the next day.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    My beer is gone but i did eat stir fry that I cut up the vegetabvles for, so I did my part, I'm now waiting for my roomates to leave to kitchen so I can get the tequila because if I get it in front of them they will think I'm going too far, im glad I live with such insufferable pussies because im too hardcore by myself.
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