Posts by Madman

1. 2017-09-21 at 6:28 AM UTC in I think §m£ÂgØL has a thing for Bill Krozby
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   and swap their strains of hpv from the sexual fluids on their hands
2. 2017-09-21 at 6:27 AM UTC in I wanted to hit this dude..
   

   Madman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i see what you're saying theres always one idiot that goes against the vibe a show.
   It's funny the snow flakes at metal shows that get offended if they're standing near the stage and you accidentally get bumped into them or you shove them thinking their part of the melee.
   
   I once saw cannabis corpse and someone shoved me and I didn't give a fuck its part of the fun if you're standing in front of the stage at a metal show and I bumped into some chris barnes wannabe and he turned around and started swinging at me and I thought he was just moshin and that and between being wasted I didn't think much of it but he was honestly upset and tried to hit me. He landed several weakest punches ever on my chest and I'm just still standing there and I smile at him and ask "are you alright man?" and basically gave me a pouty look and stormed off out of the show lol
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-09-21T04:49:15.137721+00:00

   
   beta male, you should have shanked him
3. 2017-09-21 at 6:19 AM UTC in I was pretty proud
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Does injecting raid into your dick count?
4. 2017-09-21 at 6:14 AM UTC in Can't draw a fucking shot
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I'm worried I will lose my mind on ice, its such bullshit, heroin is cheaper than fucking oxycodone but my whole body is tingling so I guess its ok.
5. 2017-09-21 at 6:01 AM UTC in Can't draw a fucking shot
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   boy, I settled on snorting it but I really want to shoot up
6. 2017-09-21 at 5:52 AM UTC in Can't draw a fucking shot
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I've got this huge fuckin needle and I can't get any blood to come through it, Where do you get regular dope needles?
7. 2017-09-19 at 6:34 PM UTC in Business Idea:Human Trafficking
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   1.Kidnap bitches and Bill Krozby
   2.Sell their ass to cartel or other organized crime groups
8. 2017-09-17 at 9:15 PM UTC in Things you've put your dick inside
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I dug a hole once and fucked the world.
9. 2017-09-17 at 9:11 PM UTC in who the fuck
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   My name is Douglas Monks and I live in Austin Texas.
10. 2017-09-17 at 9:03 PM UTC in the anachronism ball
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Where do you get your seeds?
11. 2017-09-17 at 5:34 PM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himself
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Most suicides are murders that the FBI covers up.
12. 2017-09-15 at 4:36 PM UTC in oatmeal is the best food, hands down
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    To get the full nutritional value you have to boof it.
13. 2017-09-15 at 4:27 PM UTC in Bitcoin Theft.
    

    Madman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 When you use a comma, they're related.

    
    Are you familiar with the term anal retentive? A comma separates two INDEPENDENT clauses, stop being a faggot.