Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
At least he aint a pool/hot tub pisser.
That's so unhygenic and uncouth, I would never do such a thing. Pissing yourself while wearing shorts in the shower hurts no one.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I wonder if anyone has ever become a psychologist or psychiatrist because they enjoy listening to people’s tales of suffering.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Saturday Night Live is so low brow. The common people have such poor taste.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
What if exerting willpower while stoned is like training with weighted clothes. Maybe the brain will adapt and you’ll gave an even greater level of self-control and willpower while sober.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-02-03 at 6:14 AM UTC
in
BradleyB Update.
That’s one of the worst shirts I’ve ever seen and your bonsai look like shit.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Got a quarter of sativa and a quarter of indica today. $135
$270 an ounce is nothing to brag about.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by greenplastic
can i take flualprazolam/etizolam tonight and still not be in w/d?
Embrace the never come down lifestyle.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I never told anyone this before, but one time I ate a really excessive amount of nuts and it caused me gastrointestinal issues. I was a block away from home late at night, fortunately with very few cars around, and had to squat down and shit in front of the fence if an apartment complex, which was right by a sidewalk, and wipe with leaves. Sometime during it a person may have said, “Taking a shit, bro?”. Fortunately they didn’t do anything else. Having them drive up to film and chase me would be a nightmare. Right after I finished laying the first huge mound, which nearly came to my ass, I suddenly had a strong urge again and had to lay a second.
Some time later I walked by and they had been removed, but there were still the marks on the sidewalk.
I wonder how people reacted and who cleaned it up. I think an old Asian guy who gardened may have lived in the apartment I shit in front of.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-02-01 at 2:13 AM UTC
in
Good breads to buy?
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
What kind of faggot are you?
Failed vegan faggot.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Imagine if the government ever crated VR centers for the long term disabled because it was the cheapest way to house them.
It would be a pretty good backup plan if you ever decided to give up on life.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Plonko!
you said it the best yourself, you cant get laid because of your looks
Have you seen the 2nd mugshot of lsd that was posted on Zoklet? He looks reminiscent of Che Guevara. There was also the more recent pic he posted showcasing his magnificent facial structure, the superman chin.
LSD’s lack of a girlfriend could well be due to a schizoid disorder.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
People are fucking monsters. They're so awful. One of my strongest desires is to witness the end of the human race.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Malice lacks imagination. Its part of his autism to lsck abstract thinking
That’s not true, Bill Krozby, I’ve imagined gruesomely torturing you to death countless times. The thought luls me into a pleasant sleep.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I knew you would be useless.
Unrelated, if anyone IRL ever asks me something I really don’t want to answer, but can’t find a good way to deflect it, I’m suddenly going to shriek as if I saw something and bolt out of there. I want to try this at least once so I can laugh about it later.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Terrible story, btw. Your life must be incredibly dull for you to have thought that was worth sharing, especially considering how much you wrote. Seems to be pretty standard, though, among people in general and this community. Not like my life is any better.
Also, asperger’s =/= mental retardation.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Lanny
Man, imagine being the dad and getting that video. That'd be some fucked up shit. Kinda surprised all he did was call the police if the story is true.
Yes, exactly. It’s about imagination, the unknown, what could be possible, the vicarious experience.
Another example:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/toddler-was-burned-death-oven-6884005Imagine bow fucked up the children who witnessed this, particularly the one who committed the act, are going to be, what their lives will be like, how this will impact them for the rest of their lives. Imagine the image of the screams and chaos, the scent and smoke in the air, as they panic and are able to see the desperate thrashing and blood curdling cries of a toddler that is slowly being burned to death! These are moments that should be recorded and revered as art!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by aldra
https://www.rt.com/usa/417134-tide-pod-trend-grows-commercial/
how is this a thing
“In the depths of my heart I can’t help being convinced that my dear fellow-men, with a few exceptions, are worthless.”
Sigmund Freud, Letters of Sigmund Freud, 1873-1939
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Jesus christ, debates about free will are as bad as debates about the existence of god.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Nah man, I not that attach to life to begin with and don’t enjoy it very much. I genuinely dislike the feeling of existence. I’m too disordered to be able to hear life without medication. At the very least I need a combination of Vyvanse and Klonopin. Oh, and pot.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
