Some weird old guy just walked through and put candy, a small pouch of WHOPPERS malted milk balls (Better than most candy), on my laptop's keyboard, which I had on my lap and was using. First thing I thought was that it was one of those scams where they ask for money later. Fuck no I'm not gonna eat it. I feel dirty just having touched it.
I'm going to leave it there for a child to the risk on. I saw him give some to a bunch of kids, so if they start dropping dead or convulsing I'll know I made the right choice.
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Nope, my penis is perfectly normal. That was a troll, and it was easy to do. All I had to do was pull the skin at the base up a certain way which you couldn't see in the pic. For another I just pressed it in and took pictures really quickly until I got one at the right moment.
It was an epic troll.
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You know, I don’t even feel that autistic at this moment. Mainly I just have no experience with people and don’t know how to interact with them. I don’t even know if actually want to, the natural desire to socialize just isn’t there. I just come off as extremely why, which I normally am.
I think I’ll be able to adjust to this just fine. I don’t even really mind being around all these people in this moderately noisy environment right now. It feels safe. It’s actually kind of nice, especially after that incredibly fucked up shit that happened months ago.
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Blegh, literally seeing double about an hour before school begins. Fortunately I respond a bit abnormally to being on drugs. Toked a bit to deal with the nausea.
Woah, dude, I am way too high to properly cope with being in class for the first time in almost a decade. First is introductory Japanese to fulfill the requirement, boost my weeb level, and provide good cognitive exercise. I could become trilingual if I tried hard enough, which I’m not wiling to. If they ask why I’m here I’m considering telling them that I want to power up my weaboo level.
18 minutes. There’s no way I’ll feel sober enough.
Adapt or die I say! Like most of you I will now experience the trial which is attempting to deceive others by making them believe I am sober but eccentric. If it fails I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises.
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Well, I got through the first day without killing someone.
During class I was thinking about just overdosing on benzos and heroin. Being hungover and burned out definitely didn’t help things, I’m sure I would have felt better sober.
Putting up with soul crushing bullshit for 4 years and then work until retirement? Suicide sounds miiiighty tempting. There’s a pretty strong case for it.
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Fuck, I drank the entire 1.75L in half a day. I wasn’t even that nervous about school, I’m just a fucking drug addict. I did have a serious enough problem with alcohol to end up checking myself into the E.R.
Threw up a bit into the loo and ‘oked some ‘ot to deal with nausea.
I’m ready to go!
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Just wrapped everything up at school, which starts Monday. Finally went for my student ID, which I'll be stuck with for 2 years because they don't allow retakes. Took a picture of the image on the computer screen. Did I fuck up?
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You also took the fine jedielry I gave you, the jedielry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. (Ezekiel 16:17)
Lol, someone made gold and silver dildos in the Bible.
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