Bill Krozby, you should use this pickup line during a conversation.

1. 2016-04-27 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #1
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "Your ass must be honey, because I'm Winnie the Pooh."
   
   It 's an original creation and randomly popped into my mind today, the stupidity of it making me chortle, and then picturing you using it, as you're the perfect fit.
   
   Preferably record it so we can see the results, or at least tell us what happened.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2016-04-27 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #2
   ImmortalisMortem Yung Blood
   "Your ass must be Crisco, because I'm cooking a ham" kill yourself Bill Krozby
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3. 2016-04-27 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #3
   ImmortalisMortem Yung Blood
   Don't kill yourself I'm just kidding
4. 2016-04-27 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #4
   ImmortalisMortem Yung Blood
   Ham planets come and go but ass burgers is forever
5. 2016-04-27 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I doubt its original... You're one of the most boring people on this website.
   
   Malice, you should try that pickup line on your blow up doll/cat that has been constantly cucking your tiny beaner dick. (we've all seen the pix, go read a book about enzymes you queermo)
   
   
   
   /thread
6. 2016-04-27 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have noticed that Bill Krozby is incredibly jealous of other people's creativity. He always has to remind people that their threads have been done "in the last 9 month" or tell them that their jokes aren't original because he said something vaguely similar in a different context once. A true fuckboi if I have ever seen one.
7. 2016-04-27 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #7
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I checked google, which you could easily have done, it is original. "Most boring people on this website", coming from you.
8. 2016-04-28 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Bill Krozby's extra chromasome makes him extra special
9. 2016-04-28 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   I checked google, which you could easily have done, it is original. "Most boring people on this website", coming from you.

   
   
   no its not
10. 2016-04-28 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #10
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Prove it. Absurd and creative thoughts go through my mind all the time, although this is mostly apparent if you follow the retarded thread.
    
    And I only recommended this because I genuinely thought it was funny and you seemed like the best choice to pull it off.
11. 2016-04-28 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice is one of the most creative minds of my generation.
    
    He once posted a video from some defunct online PC game, and it only fascinated me because I could only imagine how much it fascinated Malice.
12. 2016-04-28 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Malice is one of the most creative minds of my generation.
    
    He once posted a video from some defunct online PC game, and it only fascinated me because I could only imagine how much it fascinated Malice.

    
    It was this one:
    
    
    
    It's not defunct. It was released in 1995, 30 years old now, as world chat, a virtual reality based chat program. It's known for being creepy/surreal and still having an active community after all this time. I can't remember how I came across it, it doesn't seem that well known.
    
    I remember you asking me later if I wanted to explore it with you, but I was never that interested, although I think I watched the video series all the way through.
    
    My favorite part, from the world "Never Never Land": https://youtu.be/hAKK8Pg-xB4?t=1h17m40s
    
    "The first thing Peter did was to measure the children for hollow trees."
13. 2016-04-28 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Prove it. Absurd and creative thoughts go through my mind all the time, although this is mostly apparent if you follow the retarded thread.
    
    And I only recommended this because I genuinely thought it was funny and you seemed like the best choice to pull it off.

    
    
    I do follow the retarded thread, but for the most part it is just.. well.. retarded... =(
    
    the majority of the post are you, §m£ÂgØL and that bitch hydromorphone
14. 2016-04-28 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #14
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    I have noticed that Bill Krozby is incredibly jealous of other people's creativity. He always has to remind people that their threads have been done "in the last 9 month" or tell them that their jokes aren't original because he said something vaguely similar in a different context once. A true fuckboi if I have ever seen one.

    
    Actually I'm not, I praise people like sploo, roshambo and opulus for their art. And trust me I'm not jealous of your creativity, you don't even make threads, all you do is talk out of your asshole.
    
    All I'm saying here is that malice usually never post threads, and went out of his to make a thread about me out of butt hurt
15. 2016-04-28 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're nothing special.
16. 2016-04-28 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #16
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^special enough to have multiple people on this site make threads about me
17. 2016-04-28 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    All I'm saying here is that malice usually never post threads, and went out of his to make a thread about me out of butt hurt

    
    He didnt even make the thread out of butthurt though. He made it out of lolz. It would actually be funny if you used this pickup line. Now its you who is butthurt because you cant substantiate your claim that malice hadnt the creativity to string that phrase of words together. You are the ultimate cuck Bill Krozby. Your personality is literal memes and your choices of forum allies are based off the stupidest shit. So what they make "art"? Their, and your, post histories are the shittiest threads this forum has seen. I mean half of your threads are you just making retarded assertions and people like lanny, aldra and others showing how fucking stupid you are and the best part is , you dont even acknowledge that they are right. You just go on with the same shitty opinions and say the same stupid shit. You know why your life is shit? You know why you work at a pizza shop? You know why you run from the cops for smoking weed? Its because you have probably made the same shitty choices your entire life, and you think its fucking boss.
18. 2016-04-28 at 11:53 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread is ratchet
19. 2016-04-28 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Actually I'm not, I praise people like sploo, roshambo and opulus for their art. And trust me I'm not jealous of your creativity, you don't even make threads, all you do is talk out of your asshole.
    
    All I'm saying here is that malice usually never post threads, and went out of his to make a thread about me out of butt hurt

    
    Pretty sure it was a joke Bill Krozby, you know, to be funny? Why do you think he's butthurt?
20. 2016-04-29 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your ass must be HONEY BUNS, because I'm WINNING THIS POO