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2016-12-06 at 8:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSeems it took me 50 minutes to actually get to this point. Knew I had to avoid excessive researching and interneting or I'd never get around to it (avoidance). Hands are shaking. 1 hour now, took me over 10 minutes just to make this damn thing (what a hassle). Fuck, fear of fire is one of the most primal fears there is. I'm actually expected to contain this and avoid burning myself or the objects around me, not to mention the initial lighting with a lighter (those things are dangerous). Now I'm just staring at it laying on my desk. Feeling it out, trimmed off a bit of excess. Pretty small, added some wonder wax, used a part of the rolling paper container as a enhancement. Better fill my cup with water and have another drink. Pacing back and forth a bit, building up courage, coming to terms with the situation. I musn't run away, I musn't run away... A while ago I wondered whether there was anything you could use to coat your esophagus with and make the smoke less irritable (probably, even wondered whether there was an actual product marketed for this (ripoff, but would be kind of funny). Alright, I'm gonna stand by the sink in case I set myself on fire, somehow. I'll keep my shirt on, but of course the sleeves are staying rolled up.
Woah, man, I'm high as hell. Wouldn't surprise me if that joint only had 50 mg of flowers, 100 max. *stands in front of mirror* You know, smoking does make you look cool, unless you come of as a secretly try-hard Stirner wannabe. Between index and middle finger. Admit it, when you first started I bet a considerable portion of you stood in front of a mirror figuring out the coolest way to look while doing it. Particularly good when wearing my new favorite shirt I received today, Wolf of the Cosmos, from the makers of the famed "Three Wolf Moon" shirt (also recceived two Trump shirts and a warrior wolf): [link]https://www.amazon.com/Wolf-of-the-Cosmos-T-Shirt/dp/B017WM48BK[/link]
It was actually considerably smoother than vapor. At first I wondered if the flowers weren't burning. I had read, when I first researched the subject of smoking vs. vaping some time ago, that cannabis smoke is actually on average less irritating to the lungs, for some reason I can't recall.
Man, maybe this is the level people generally reach when they get high and I've been dosing very low relative to them. Then again, people due tend to overdo things in social situations due to social dynamics. Brings to mind Lanny mentioning how his friends competed with him in drinking. This petty competitive behavior was actually mentioned in Is There Anything Good About Men?: How Cultures Flourish by Exploiting Men. Of course it's rooted in sexual competition.
Woah, man, this is excessively high. I would not feel comfortable going out like this. Fortunately there's always pregnenolone to directly bring it down, CBD to counteract many of the negative side effects, PRL-8-53, a hymernesiac which I found the effect to feel as if it were directly counteracting the cannabis's cognitive effects, and anxiolytics.; with vinpocetine taken as a sublingual vasodilator. I guarantee you it will be a highly effective antidote for cannabis overdoses, my special recipe.
Man that burrito smells good. But it's overheated, and it's a burrito, this is going to take forever to cool down. I want to post this now along with a description of the effects on taste and food satiation. Noted too much woah'ing and man'ing, need to keep down the quasi-surfer lingo. Damn, forgot about the thermodynamics and didn't flip it i time, causing the underside to be somewhat soggy and overheated.
*takes first bite*
Flavor floods through mouth and is processed by brain in what feels like a mildly electrical wage of energy, smile spreads across face like when The Grinch's (animated version!) heart grew three sizes. It's like I began tenderly kissing it, the motion of having my head down, face pressed against it. Thank you, cheap Mexican labor.I watched Nate take his first bite, and I swear he achieved nirvana before my eyes. I got to work eating myself, and we munched in silence (except when I asked to borrow his second burrito because I’d dived into both of mine before I remembered to photograph them) until we’d each finished a burrito. You see, data-loving Nate had dined at top-ranking El Farolito, but this was his first time at La Taqueria. “I don’t want to bias you,” he said, “but this is really, really good,” pointing to two baskets left with nothing but foil and wax paper.
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2016-12-06 at 6:39 AM UTC in I broke my dick again^ The kind of guy that thinks fucking "chicks with dicks" doesn't make you gay.
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2016-12-06 at 6:37 AM UTC in I have to hold my dick every time i take a shit
Originally posted by Anal Scratch Hemorrage yeah, because 'hey everybody, mr big dong is here lets all just change our toilets so he can take a shit'. toilets are expensive, son, the most expensive part of the house besides the kitchen and the fallout bunker.
They don't fucking cost that much. If at some point of the year you can't drop a few hundred dollars (at most), you have serious problems in your life.
Regardless, hey, what if you made some sort of seat adjustment that would increase the height and solve this problem. It would only work at home, for a permanent (but easily detachable) solution, but even at work you could think of a way to keep it out of sight and have janitorial staff leave it alone (disguise it). -
2016-12-06 at 6:34 AM UTC in How to become a night personLanny, you forgot to mention F.lux (CF.Lumen is better for phones). It's how hipsters identify each other at night.
"Orange screen? That's one trill ass nigga." -
2016-12-06 at 6:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionAww yeah, succeeded in going to my first dispensary, registering, and purchasing. Fuck, I'm squirelly/skittish/awkward as fuck, IRL Tomoko Kuroki. Even my mother used to tell me when I was a child that I she felt really embarrassed/ashamed whenever she went out with me (That fucking bitch...). I'm constantly exhibiting a wide array of bizarre mannerisms that makes me stand out as suspicious/abnormal, some of which are probably mild stimming behavior. Okay, I don't want to go down that train of thought/memories...
Look! All this was FREE!
It was even better than I expected. Free eighth! A gram of kief, 40 hemp rolling papers, 2 candies, a lighter, and 3 hole punches on my card.
I also went to La Taqueria and bought one of their overpriced burritos because it was nearby and named one of America's best, or at least Nate Silver likes it (Fuck him!). [link]http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/americas-best-burrito/[/link]
I, Malice, 26 years of age, am about to roll a joint for the first time in my life. Before this I've only vaporized. I'll have to look up how to do it because I honestly don't know the proper technique. Then I'm going to eat, I'm already feeling pretty hungry.
Kind of nervous, tbh. May have a drink to take the edge off. I've never smoked anything in my life.
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2016-12-06 at 6:05 AM UTC in BRB getting drugs.
Originally posted by Sophie That all sounds very co-Dependant to me. I would be interested to know what utility i provide to you though, in your own words.
I am aware of the Randian views on selfishness and altruism. But even if you agree with these views what's the harm in not implying you would derive pleasure from me suffering from an opioid addiction? Even if our relationship exists on a basis of mutual utility i would be more inclined to provide utility to you if you are kind to me.
Because that's what friends do.
Eeetooooo…I suppose I just want you to tell me/us interesting stories about your life, even if negative. Opioid addiction tends to get people into interesting, if depraved, situations.
Originally posted by Lanny It's called being an edgelord.
Lanny! Well, I suppose I have been feeling rather ornery. I mean, moreso than usual. Fortunately I have my can-can. On another note, the comedown from alcohol definitely seems to increase my rage.
Originally posted by Sophie Yee.
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2016-12-06 at 2:51 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by Bill Krozby All I know is lanny wishes he could own me.. He wish's he could own my big dick up his ass! lol jk
Back off! If anyone's going to indulge in Lanny's pristine virgin white twink ass it's going to be ore-sama! -
2016-12-06 at 1:54 AM UTC in BRB getting drugs.Whatever, man.
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2016-12-06 at 12:33 AM UTC in This site is great now that it is actually fastYou're always going to be dependent on something for your survival; air, water, food etc. At this point in time for humanity true independence is illusory, a delusion.
I utilize drugs to augment my existence. -
2016-12-05 at 10:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI feel like I have so much latent power. Just a mild slap/palm thrust seems to contain such immense strength, far beyond my physical size. I think my knuckles may be continually growing as well. Getting hit by my middle knuckle is like being hit by an icepick, it concentrates so much force and is as hard as stone.
I wonder if anyone has ever fought a professional/high level MMA fight on cocaine. One day I want to fight in an open weight tournament, like K1 used to have, and become known as the god of war, a legendary undefeated champion. -
2016-12-05 at 10:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI changed my mind, I'm probably going to Purple Star MD instead of SPARC. It seems to have the best prices and good selection/quality: [link]https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/3dvf3f/this_is_what_1740_gets_you_in_san_francisco/[/link]
Oh boy, those new member bonuses are sweet. They have BOGO (buy one get one (free)) deals as well. Multiple dispensaries here allow you to use on site. Some have recreational lounges, or open air areas on higher floors. SPARC has volcano vaporizers you can use for free, and I read that another has everything you need, bongs, dabbing rigs, even rolling papers, along with pool and other stuff to do for fun. -
2016-12-05 at 9:53 PM UTC in Crippling alcoholics thread(U)LDN ((ultra) Low Dose Naltrexone) can be a very promising method for managing alcohol and opioid dependence.
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2016-12-05 at 9:51 PM UTC in Have you ever taken Strattera
Originally posted by Sophie It sucks nigger cocks because it is a NE reuptakr inhibitor solely. No DA action what so ever fuck that noise. I took it once to stay awake it was utter shit.
This. Could be useful to some people with a NE deficiency, maybe, although I'm not a fan of RIs, but the MOA commonly described for many drugs can be way off. -
2016-12-05 at 9:49 PM UTC in BRB getting drugs.
Originally posted by Sophie Are we friends Mal? I like to think we are, friends don't root for each others misery.
Well, I don't want you to die, if only for the continued utility you provide.
Bring to mind the Randian view on selfishness/altruism. "To say ‘I love you’ one must first know how to say the ‘I.’" -
2016-12-05 at 9:45 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition[link]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_country[/link]
It's weird how much more socially liberal the US has become in comparison to other, specifically Western European, countries. Spain seems cool, though.
I found this interesting:The court voted 4-1 that prohibiting people from growing the drug for consumption was unconstitutional as it violated the human right to the free development of one's personality.
What a wonderful thing to consider a human right.
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2016-12-05 at 10:03 AM UTC in BRB getting drugs.
Originally posted by Sophie Also i wanna' buy new rigs, IV'ing Oxy is amazing.
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2016-12-05 at 9:58 AM UTC in Crippling alcoholics thread
Originally posted by zok jr. Yeah OK, I drink every day can't remember the last time I didn't and am mostly drinking at this point to out of fear I might die if I stop.
Oh please, you only drink after 8 fucking PM, you are not going to fucking die.
I can drink wine like water and regularly have alcohol in my system throughout the entire day. Really should track exactly how much I drink. Never been a fan of moderation, do tend to have a strong tendency for extremism is several facets of life. A gallon a day would probably be around what I’d consider “heavy drinking”. Main physical side effect is that it makes me thirsty; seems to require quite a bit of water to process. -
2016-12-05 at 9:50 AM UTC in This site is great now that it is actually fastThere’s definitely been a fair amount of tension for, a year or so? It’s why [link]https://reddit.com/r/GoldandBlack/[/link]
was created, or at least a major part of the reason why it was promoted.
I happen to consider HBD to be critical for understanding the superiority of Anarcho Capitalism. Unfortunately too many young/budding ancaps lack a proper understanding of this subject and its importance/implications. -
2016-12-05 at 9:43 AM UTC in Can guns actually blow people heads off?Heads dont actually explode, they just get a big hole torn in them and flesh splatters everywhere, giving that impression.
Actor, no, do you realize how much gas would need to be created or contained for that effect? To burst a skull (bone!)?
I didn’t even have to know much about firearms or look anything up, it’s fairly basic reasoning. -
2016-12-05 at 9:38 AM UTC in This site is great now that it is actually fast
Originally posted by Sophie Excuse me? I am proud to be white and i'm proud of my heritage. And i like Japanese culture and am not embarrassed in the slightest about it.
100% White 100% weeb, no regrets.
Why? It isn’t an accomplishment, you didn’t choose to be white or do anything to earn it.
Originally posted by Sophie Asians and whites are truly the master races, we are statistically the most intelligent and our societies are both great as well.
Collectivist filth! The accomplishments of others who happen to be the same race as you has nothing to do with you.
I’m so glad race and culture have never been a part of my life. They’re such limiting destructive concepts, with regard to how they effect the overwhelming majority of human beings.