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2016-12-08 at 9:49 PM UTC in Is whiter semen more pure/potent?
Originally posted by mmQ What if my semen is piss yellow? Does that mean I'm an American hero?
This is actually a sign of the beginnings or renal failure. The increasingly yellow color is from lower levels of urochrome, the substance that is responsible for urine's yellow color, which is being produced in greater amounts and becoming more concentrated due to the damage done to the internal organs, and chronic dehydration, commonly caused by alcohol use. -
2016-12-08 at 9:47 PM UTC in What are you doing right now Space Nigga?Playing Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions (Improved version of the original), the android port. It's good gaming.
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2016-12-08 at 9:32 PM UTC in If your future self wanted to bang you would you let him?
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2016-12-08 at 9:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by bling bling malice needs too learn how to chuck a whitey
I don't know what that means. I looked up "whitey" and it seems to derived from white-out. In that case, I do know. You can crouch down immediately or contract all your muscles simultaneously, use the valsalva maneuver as well, attempting to force more blood to your head. I've only passed out once. -
2016-12-08 at 9:27 PM UTC in Has your drug use ever endangered your life?Nah, not really. Although one time I had a pretty dumb setup for DMT and thought I had fallen on the hotplate and burned myself. That was just embarrassing.
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2016-12-08 at 2:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionGSC originated in the SF bay area. I'm skeptical about you getting it in Germany. It's likely overhyped, although the craze may have died down by now, supply increased, but it does sound like very good weed.
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2016-12-08 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by RisiR I almost taste as good as this Killing Fields I'm smoking right now. It has been cured for 8 month.
Unbelievable. Berry berry berry but not floral at all. Dark and heavy with a hint of sandlewood and some slight diesel undertones coating your mouth after the exhale. Booya!
RisiR, have you ever tried Girl Scout Cookies? I'm going to try it next time, and any variations they may have, especially if there's a sale. -
2016-12-07 at 10 PM UTC in I masturbated.Did anyone take a pic of you in the ER? This could have made for another classic, like your deliriant speedball thread.
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2016-12-07 at 9:55 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by RisiR Ohh Malice, by the way. THANKS OBAMA! Hahaha….
The Obama legislation was the one under which weed was legalized.
Nobel Prize, I apologize.
Obama wasn't responsible for this, people voted in state elections for this. It isn't legal in most states, only includes about 20% of the population at this point, although more are expected to legalize within the next few years. -
2016-12-07 at 9:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionYou have terrible taste, RisiR. I expected this.
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2016-12-07 at 9:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency How to obtain free food? Never been this poor before and I need more calories. Going to ask some resturaunt employees to give me shit they were going to throw out anyway and see what happens woth that
Dumpster diving. There are large communities that have built up online and contain a trove of advice. Stores throw out large amounts of perfectly good items for reasons that aren't relevant to you. You can also find items to sell, which can bring in considerable income.
Churches.non-profit organizations, and the Salvation Army may all be regularly specifically mentioned. Also, learn to start making more white rice dishes. It is one of the cheapest items on a per calorie basis and is acceptably capable of being integrated into a healthy diet, with a body that's functioning within a certain, healthy, range. -
2016-12-07 at 12:09 AM UTC in some crazy slut orders a mclobster"Oh, I've Mcfallen!"
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2016-12-06 at 10:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI had this thought before, but can you imagine how hardcore 4/20 is going to be in 2017 here in the bay, since recreational was legalized. Especially 2018, because that's when recreational stores will open. 2018 4/20 will be on a Friday, "Green Friday".
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2016-12-06 at 9:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Damn, great prices.
That capitalism. -
2016-12-06 at 8:36 PM UTC in BRB getting drugs.^ Cuckadoodledoo.
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2016-12-06 at 7:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI also want a cool pipe now.
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2016-12-06 at 7:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionDamn, it took me over an hour after having it in my mouth to realize that the candy in the bottom left was gum. I thought it was a mint. Cannabis gum, how fun. Noticed it didn't seem to be dissolving like a mint would.
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2016-12-06 at 7:13 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by -SpectraL I was fishing in a creek, one time, and a large eel hooked on. When I went to pull up the line, the eel came up out of the water, and using its head as leverage, it extended its tail all the way up the line, whereupon the tail literally hoisted the body fully onto the tip of the rod. In the next instant, the eel shot down the length of the rod to my hands, whereupon I threw the entire rod into the creek, eel and all. This all happenned in the space of about three seconds. I had learned a good lesson, right there: never catch a friggin' eel.
Allegedly eels can be pretty delicious. You should try again and eat one, grill it. -
2016-12-06 at 8:44 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMan, you ever think about the journey each of the ingredients takes to get to you, the labor put into it through the voluntary cooperation of the market? It brings to mind Milton Friedman's I, Pencil:
It's like love, mother nature, and capitalism flowing into you to nourish you, a chain of interconnection.
Those who see only tyranny and terror lack the imagination and understanding to see the true beauty of a capitalist economy.
You know, I can totally see how this could have been a critical factor in the rise of the godforsaken hippie movement and the lousy beatniks that preceded them. I feel I can understand the concern many conservatives may display about its contribution to societal decay. -
2016-12-06 at 8:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI would make such a good girl.