User Controls
Posts by Malice
-
2017-01-10 at 2:17 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSploo, what's the longest you've ever been confined to a psych ward/mental hospital? Just curious. Did you find it to be a cathartic experience?
-
2017-01-10 at 2:15 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
Originally posted by the holy ghost btw didnt that psych assessment you got from welfare say you're mildly retarded or something? according to test scores.
Don't you think it would have been standard strategy to emulate disability in order to ensure benefits? Read the Uncle Remus guide. -
2017-01-10 at 2:08 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
Originally posted by the holy ghost i hope you kill yourself malice
Why? -
2017-01-10 at 1:39 PM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillz
Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle I got prescribed vyvanse the doctor gave me a piece of paper with questions on it. I filled it out gave it to the doc he looked at it said i had adhd then wrote me a script. It was that easy
Where did this occur? -
2017-01-10 at 1:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition"Little bites, MQ, little bites."
-
2017-01-10 at 12:02 PM UTC in worst date ever
Originally posted by Bill Krozby meh it wasnt so much of a joke but more of a true story about a blind chick, it's actually embarrassing man, i've been realizing recently that i need to start cooling it and chill out more.
Why do you think "frothy cuck" was added to your user title? -
2017-01-10 at 11:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionAlong with being naked below the waist, always sitting in a contorted manner, and listening to Team Imouto, which I randomly felt an urge for (Sophie originally posted one of their songs). I suppose it is matched, but fortunately autism allows you to exclude the horrors of intrapersonal perception.
-
2017-01-10 at 11:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Being smoked by a dirty little hobbit in his dirty little hobbit hole.
How uncharacteristically hostile! -
2017-01-10 at 6:01 AM UTC in How to sleep
Originally posted by mmQ Put on night gown
Lay on side
Place hands together like praying mantis and place beneath side of head
Bend your knees slightly
Close eyes
Most important part: Snuggle up behind MQ and wrap your body around him. Best sleep you'll ever have. -
2017-01-10 at 5:59 AM UTC in Halp me get kewl pillzNardil.
Get the best you can. At the very least get tested for ADD and get a script for Vyvanse so you can be Superman. -
2017-01-10 at 5:44 AM UTC in how have i never done a fucking thing in my lifeTry for 5 more, then you'll know you have a problem.
-
2017-01-10 at 2:54 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by RisiR Nice pipe.
Add some carbon enhancements to get the best tasting smoke. The difference is insane and NO you won't get less high.
Just tried these, my good man. Good advice, good advice. Serves the same function as a very portable bong, enhancementing the smoke and allowing larger, smoother, hits. Slows down the airflow to a nice satisfying level. Nothing classier than a nice wooden pipe.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-10T02:57:01.647571+00:00
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-10T02:57:59.451286+00:00
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-10T03:06:59.874002+00:00 -
2017-01-10 at 2:19 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I only drink when I have opiates now
Although I also seem to drink if I have too much time off work
Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-01-10T01:26:04.358649+00:00
Thanatos. The eternal peace of death is calling you, my child. The inherent emptiness of existence causes you to seek reprieve.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-10T02:47:32.489233+00:00 -
2017-01-09 at 11:52 PM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I have no interest in sex anymore lol.
That's very good. You are on your way to becoming a transcendent being.
SCronaldo, this is how I think of you:
-
2017-01-09 at 11:47 PM UTC in Anybody here dance?We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine -
2017-01-09 at 11:29 PM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Get a fleshlight you won't ever want a girl again
Are you aware of Play Club VR and Waifu Simulator? Search for videos of them. -
2017-01-09 at 6:19 PM UTC in my IQ is 166!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by the holy ghost I did take the stanford binet at 14 and the score was 100, but a professional agreed that the results were wrong.
Hahaha! -
2017-01-09 at 5:26 PM UTC in THIS IS ITThis is a what a 166 IQ looks like, folks. We are unable to fully comprehend the intricacies of the lifeform formerly known as sploo.
-
2017-01-09 at 11:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Oh, I see Malice is still here…huh.
Who are you? -
2017-01-09 at 4:16 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badlyYou are pathetic. Well, I suppose you are still relatively young...