The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-10 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #7061
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Malice Nothing classier than a nice wooden pipe.

   
   Being smoked by a dirty little hobbit in his dirty little hobbit hole.
2. 2017-01-10 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #7062
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind Being smoked by a dirty little hobbit in his dirty little hobbit hole.

   
   How uncharacteristically hostile!
3. 2017-01-10 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #7063
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Just a joke bud. It's funny, imagining you smoking a "classy" pipe sitting on top of a pile of trash and dirty dishes.
4. 2017-01-10 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #7064
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Along with being naked below the waist, always sitting in a contorted manner, and listening to Team Imouto, which I randomly felt an urge for (Sophie originally posted one of their songs). I suppose it is matched, but fortunately autism allows you to exclude the horrors of intrapersonal perception.
5. 2017-01-10 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #7065
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "Little bites, MQ, little bites."
6. 2017-01-10 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #7066
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   doesn't bacon made out of a hot girl's ass cheeks sound good? you'd remove the strips while she was alive and awake then feed it to her. i want to eat a burger with alicebacon
7. 2017-01-10 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #7067
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Popping 96 pills out their packet is really fucking tedious and boring.
8. 2017-01-10 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #7068
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fold the packet up and swallow it
   
   
9. 2017-01-10 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #7069
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't swallow plastic and foil
10. 2017-01-10 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #7070
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    why not? your stomach acid will dissolve it and you'll get hai. cut it up into a few pieces if needed.
11. 2017-01-10 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #7071
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice "Little bites, MQ, little bites."

    
    Scuse me?
12. 2017-01-10 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #7072
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost why not? your stomach acid will dissolve it and you'll get hai. cut it up into a few pieces if needed.

    
    Hydrochloric acid doesn't dissolve plastic, did you learn nothing from Breaking Bad
13. 2017-01-10 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #7073
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost doesn't bacon made out of a hot girl's ass cheeks sound good? you'd remove the strips while she was alive and awake then feed it to her. i want to eat a burger with alicebacon

    
    pls respond
    
    would you eat it at the very least?
    
    it would come in packs at the supermarket with the girl's face on the packaging so you could pick bacon from any girl u think is hot nd there would be new choices every day
14. 2017-01-10 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #7074
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, what's the longest you've ever been confined to a psych ward/mental hospital? Just curious. Did you find it to be a cathartic experience?
15. 2017-01-10 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #7075
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    2 weeks psych ward
    
    1 month rehab
    
    when i get out im usually better for a few weeks or months
    
    its not terrible because i get to talk to people there
16. 2017-01-10 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #7076
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wonder what percentage of us here have spent time in a psych ward.
    
    I've only been in one for a night or 2 so I'm not sure if that counts. But clearly, at that moment in time, everyone thought I was crazy enough to need to be there
17. 2017-01-10 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #7077
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Popping 96 pills out their packet is really fucking tedious and boring.

    
    Meth cook feels. Boil the packet in dichloromethane
18. 2017-01-10 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #7078
    Brain surgeon Houston
    ive done more than my fair share of rehabs and jails/prison. but ive never actually been in a psych ward.
19. 2017-01-10 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #7079
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    someone answer my fucking question
    
    would you eat bacon made of a hot chicks ass?
    
    would you prefer it over regular bacon?
20. 2017-01-10 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #7080
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon ive done more than my fair share of rehabs and jails/prison. but ive never actually been in a psych ward.

    
    I imagine they're pretty similar tbf, most criminals have mental health issues. Luckily I was there "voluntarily" (even though originally I had no choice cos the police couldn't release me onto the streets and I had nowhere else to go) so could discharge myself. I would have actually gone nuts if I had to stay there for any length of time. It was a good experience tho, eye opening