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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle
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2016-12-27 at 5:12 PM UTC in jacob the horse
Originally posted by Bill Krozby when its warm out, we like to play horse shoes and drink at a peace park
Its always warm in texas -
2016-12-27 at 4:34 PM UTC in I dont wanna go to work
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump lol 7:09 and I'm high as fuck. If you think about it none of us really have to go to work. All we really need to do is chop down some trees, kill some shit and you can survive the winter.
That would be a most uncomfortable existence though. Dont even make up shit like it would be because it wouldn't
Even with what little money I have I could survive the next 1000 years never working again. -
2016-12-27 at 12:42 PM UTC in I dont wanna go to workIts currently 7:39. I feel sick and i can hear the wind howling outside like its below zero..fuck...nooooooo. i shall repost at around 4:45 when i get off and have drugs in my mailbox. I could call in but that would make the day go by even slower. Future slappy ill be waiting when you return
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2016-12-27 at 12:36 PM UTC in i just got a ps4 and need friendsWii!!!
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2016-12-27 at 12:34 PM UTC in When are you bagger shitheads gonna realize you lostI believe hes talking about the civil war
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2016-12-27 at 12:05 PM UTC in jacob the horseI live in a frozen hellish wasteland where the only traditions around are native American ones and im not native...mehhh texas and its warm weather and horses aghh
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2016-12-26 at 7:12 PM UTC in Withdrawals worsening as you ageRemembering back to my teenage years i could go on month long vicodin binges and feel no withdrawals. Took about a gram of T-PAIN daily for a week and am experiencing mild withdrawals like a nasty cold with waves of restlessness. Oh how i miss youth
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2016-12-25 at 8:55 PM UTC in Anyone else spending Christmas completely alone without a single person concerned with your existence?
Originally posted by Malice Just curious. Don't assume.
Put that cats down and get a girlfriend -
2016-12-25 at 3:28 PM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
Originally posted by bling bling are we human or are we dancer
Dear bling bling you sir are a dancer i do know that. The nights we've spent together the ball room the chardonnay and cheese. You've made a happy honest woman out of me -
2016-12-25 at 2:29 PM UTC in I cleaned my room.Looks like someones earned themselves a shiney sticker
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2016-12-25 at 2:27 PM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
Originally posted by reject I really don't like turkey. There's a reason it's only eaten once a year
Turkey is only eaten for the holidays because its so delicious. The reason its not eaten all the time is because its to big for a typical meal and takes a long time to prep and cook. You probably like canned tuna. Nigger. -
2016-12-25 at 12 PM UTC in Merry Christmas niggasI am half drunk from last night sitting in my bathtub..pondering...yes pondering with why flippies pressed to my cheeks occasionally i feverishly frisk my whiskers and i realize tis be Christmas morning. May saint nick bless your souls with his fat diabetic sausage fingers. May he touch you softly mmmmnn nn
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2016-12-25 at 11:47 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump He's british you fucking racist its an accent.
I cant stand british accents. There annoying as fuck. Wanna have a go mate -
2016-12-25 at 11:44 AM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
Originally posted by Lanny For a senior citizen you sure can post like you're 16 when you want to.
Hes right. I am so freaking drunk still from last night -
2016-12-25 at 11:43 AM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
Originally posted by mmQ I am a MAN. I SAW DOWN TREES AND EAT HAM ON THE BONE AND USE WRENCHES AND HAMMERS TO FIX PROBLEMS. *BEATS CHEST*
Ive never sawed down a tree. Hams pretty good i suppose..i prefer turkey though. Ive fixed a problem or two with a wrench and hammer.rawwwwwwwrrrr. i need pussy -
2016-12-25 at 12:37 AM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This is a weekly thread. I will make one too.
It's because you are all 16 year old homos that go WHO MAN LIFE IS LIKE LONG MAN WHOAAAA THE UNIVERSE AND DINOSAURS HOW DOES IT ALL MAKE SENSE!!? like that "babbys first existential crisis" pic malice posted.. I think I have given every response on that pic on this website and probably some ones that aren't in that picture.
No bud thats not what its like im a 25 year old man that makes a living for himself. I actually want to wife a woman. I dont spend my time thinking about meth like a selfish retard degenerate. I couldn't give a single fuck about dinosaurs or about Christians or atheists there equally annoying. Ive taken care of my sisters and my momma bear wtf have you done in your life except be a homeless piece of trash. The only thing you care about is you just like sploo and that faggot roshambo -
2016-12-24 at 11:51 PM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by bling bling mushroons on toast his faverit treat
why cant you type right why? -
2016-12-24 at 10:57 PM UTC in Quinton Tarantino yayy or nahh
Originally posted by Lanny I like his stuff, Kill Bill was his best film. All the gratuitous film references, random fetishes, and running gags definitely take something away from it for me, kinda feels like pseudo-art at times and people who think he's the greatest film maker of all time are twats. Still, highly entertaining, I'll watch his next film.
Im watching the hateful eight right now. I think his movies are good but thats only because moste movies Hollywood pumps out are shit lacking creativity.ive watched a bunch of asian movies on netflix and there so much more interesting. I was surprised -
2016-12-24 at 10:20 PM UTC in Quinton Tarantino yayy or nahhThe guy makes interesting movies
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2016-12-24 at 10:05 PM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^I used to be addicted to opiates and I would pay for them / get them for free.
I just get them for free now. And I dont take them every day.
I actually fucked up my back a couple days thats the only reason why my friend thru me some again.
Have you ever tried T-PAIN? If so whats your opinion on it i used to be addicted to h and this stuff feels really good kind of like oxy