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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle
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2016-12-31 at 12:31 PM UTC in give me a custom usertitleThe self syncan sodomite
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2016-12-31 at 4:58 AM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Its like "Darling" but without the -ing suffix ya dumb cunt.
Ive never heard someone call another person darl.. -
2016-12-31 at 4:51 AM UTC in girls are greatIve honestly slept with 7 girls 5 of which i thought were girlfriends because we slept in the same bed every night for months..but i guess we were not.. and 1 out of that 5 i actually fell in love with the way your certain you want to be with her the rest of your life. Girls really are terrible at least where i live. My best bud is like a Bill Krozby he fucks girls on a daily basis but only really attractive ones like a fuck boy master. I cant do that im like a hopless romatic type a sensitive attractive guy with a big 8 inch dick. You niggers probably think im lying but im cute as fuck and i attract women like crazy. I come here to be honest i like expressing my real life to strangers. This place is where i can be honest. I asked my ex gf that i actually loved what she missed about me she said she missed sliding up and down my dick after i gave her all these romantic little things that touched my heart about her. Im a soft faggot little bitch around women. I can get women easily but its just all superficial like there all attention seeking little whores where i want real love and a connection. I have this friend thats like a father figure to me and he told me love is just a media perpetuated lie. The biggest lie ever told but i dont believe that because my hope in finding a woman to love and love me is what keeps me going in life..sir slappy doesnt want to be alone
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2016-12-30 at 3:58 PM UTC in Mq ia a real piece of shit
Originally posted by Sophie What does pudgy even mean?
Another word for being chubby -
2016-12-30 at 2:27 PM UTC in girls are great
Originally posted by the holy ghost
tf u mean
Oh nvm i ment the weird pcp voice you were doing..now i feel like an ass theres a hint of glistening sadness in your eyes -
2016-12-30 at 2:18 PM UTC in Mq ia a real piece of shit
Originally posted by Sophie I like mQ. Fight me.
Id win in a fight pudgster -
2016-12-30 at 2:05 PM UTC in Mq ia a real piece of shitAgreed
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2016-12-30 at 2:04 PM UTC in girls are greatI can hear your creepy high pitched cringe voice speaking these words. Its both funny yet disturbing.
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2016-12-30 at 5:06 AM UTC in Unholy trinity of criminality.I wonder what you look like in real life. What does a pedo interweb hackerz look like
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2016-12-30 at 4:14 AM UTC in >tfw you send a girl a pic and she is like OH LOOK AT THE TIME BAIDid you flash a little girl your dick on Skype?
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2016-12-29 at 7:41 PM UTC in story 1 from book im writing
Originally posted by Dissociator It all came to me in a confusing, disturbing, intruding mess while slime was oozing, brain burning, I'm not losin but I'm not learning.
You write pretty good. I think you could actually write a good book...
I can't believe I got to this point. The past four.. five maybe.. years have been a mess. It started, my life, at first it was as it shouldve been. A tiny blue football.
The bitter, unwelcoming, slicing taste contrasted the meditative feelings of not worrying about things I always thought you were SUPPOSED to worry about, all the time. The clock, the window, my computer, work and hobbies. Everything in life always had its distinct flavor of stress.
The itchy, scratchy stress of clothes against my skin while I'm rushing to class sleep deprived and feverishly delirious.
The self concious, compulsive anxiety of clenching my jaw and shaping my face because it was ugly and untoned.
As the oval blue tablet begins to melt and disperse, the extreme relaxation hits like a football to the head and instead of mangling my face it restored it to its original appearance, atleast my eyes viewed it as so.
its gonna be like pikhal and tihkal but like a story too -
2016-12-29 at 7:38 PM UTC in focalin is satan
Originally posted by Dissociator ive been getting high on it for lke 3 years so my tolerance is bleghhbuuub and most cool effects are gone
Dem cool focalin effects mahhhgerrrd yeaaa -
2016-12-29 at 2:25 PM UTC in Making actual love to a woman is the best feeling everI just get sensitive when drinking..pondering the beautiful women of my past. Clare sarah jamey..my jamz (thats how you spell it) and autumn. My loves..i pray to sweet mother mary that i find another woman that's worth loving and is a beautiful sexy little slut wolverine in bed. I will wife her and treat her like a queen
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2016-12-29 at 2:13 PM UTC in Making actual love to a woman is the best feeling ever
Originally posted by Malice
I am far from normal. I guess because i dont smoke meth stick my dick in cats and jack off to little girls im not the norm here : (
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2016-12-29 at 2:10 PM UTC in Making actual love to a woman is the best feeling ever
Originally posted by Sophie I have known this feel. That being said, life, the universe and everything has a logic to it and makes sense if you have an IQ above 125.
i had no idea bud
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2016-12-29 at 5:42 AM UTC in Halp! eating gabapentin like candy, can't sleep (going on 2 days) in severe WD
Originally posted by Discount Whore You sound like a terrible fucking person.
Shes the terrible person lmao have you read her posts -
2016-12-29 at 5:33 AM UTC in Can you blame drugs abuse on bad thingLike sexual abuse and seeing a friend get there head blown off by a 12 gauge..or is it an excuse like life isnt really that bad
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2016-12-29 at 5:21 AM UTC in Weak opiates seem more pleasurable to me..strange?Maybe its dat dihydrocodiene
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2016-12-29 at 5:19 AM UTC in Weak opiates seem more pleasurable to me..strange?Wtf is up with all these abbreviations these days
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2016-12-29 at 5:19 AM UTC in Weak opiates seem more pleasurable to me..strange?
Originally posted by mmQ Drug hardcore
Ohh yeah bud some hard core drug ehh