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  1. Sploo should find someone to help him market his IQ tests as "Xtreme Ultra Adult Puzzle Pack 2"
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Cootehill

    Also if "internet freedom as we know it" is the right to upload our content to the servers of for profit companies and be unable to access distribution without the blessing of google/facebook/twitter then we fucking deserve to for it to end. It's wrong that we're being fucked like this but we brought it on ourselves by vesting these companies with atrocious business practices with nearly unlimited power over what we were pretending was some democratic and open medium.
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  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Hate speech laws are pushed exclusively by people who know that other people should hate them.
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  4. apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  5. Madman African Astronaut
    Hate speech is free speech, do you think that letting the government decide what hate speech is and censoring that will stop people from hating? I fucking hate you canada cuck
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  6. Lit Papi Houston
    The jedis can only eat kosher foods, think about this. Australia is a continent with no native kosher animals so they had to bring their own.

    So my idea was to send all the jedis into space but "forget" to send the kosher animals and only send them eels and bats.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    let's all have a heaps gay suicide pact

    like jonestown but with cocks out
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  8. Are you katsung47?
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  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    I don't believe this only because -SpectraL posted it.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also

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  11. totse3.com Space Nigga
    tomorrow night before dusk.. go to a park, or your backyard or stare out that big picture window of yours at home/friends house


    make it a party. shitloads of meteorites blasting through the atmosphere

    sand and stone size pieces of rock from space, raining (reigning?) down on earth.

    Pleocid or some shit like that


    leonids are the best, but too fucking cold in November usually to sit and watch.


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  12. Has anybody learned their lesson about clipping their toenails too short? Well? HAVE THEY?
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  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Hi Karen,

    Just wanted to update you on my week.

    The dazzling image of your perfect, naked body has scorched itself into my grey matter, despite my having never seen it. My psychiatrist said she won’t prescribe a young man pills to make thoughts of naked ladies go away, but it’s proven to be a distraction at work and elsewhere, and I don’t know how to get it out. You’ve left me with no choice, other than to describe to everyone, as best as I can, what I contend with regularly now that I am without you. I’m going to paint you, Karen, and it’s going to be the next wonder of the world.

    Still, while I possess ample inspiration, I do have to learn how to paint, and I need a suitable place to paint you in. I don’t have a house, but I’m going to labor until I can buy one even while I go to school for painting. Not just any house, though, it’ll have to be one fitting your magnificence.

    I’m going to get a mansion, on miles of green estate. With a privacy hedge all around the yard, and a deck of carved marble, with a tree rising up through the center, forming a canopy of golden leaves around your head all through every season, so magical in design that time does not cause us to wither, but only serves to fortify us against the world that would see us apart.

    There, under the golden canopy and upon the marble slab, I will paint you in your glory and in proportion upon on a brilliant canvas with oils that will never fade. I will sign my name at the bottom of your foot, and, while the paint is still wet, take a Polaroid and FedEx it to the architect of your body as ransom, bidding him come in bad faith to negotiate your safe release.

    He’ll meet me at the Louvre, where my painting of you is displayed for a whole month to millions of witnesses who made great pilgrimage just to behold you as a mere whisper of pigment upon walls yet far away, and I will execute him brutally and without conscience on its steps and steal away with you to some remote yet prominent dwelling in the mountains, where we will establish a monarchy everlasting through the maintenance of incest and bask together in the splendor of your nudity.

    I meet with my instructor on Thursday, I hope I like my classmates.

    With Love,

    Zanick
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  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    The lesson is no matter how much you cuck for Shlomo you are not any safer, so why not name the jedi?

    The Amazing Atheist is pretty much left wing, and in a gay relationship last I heard, so it's not even right vs left.

    It's goy vs jedi.

    Here's his video on the mater.

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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm a grower not a shower. My dick has actually gotten even fatter the older I've gotten.

    last night my "date" went on about how hard and big I was and no i didn't "rape" her. She was all over me and no she wasn't a fatty.

    The only thing is she is kind of annoying, when we were going to sleep for like 45 min she kept crying in her sleep and saying weird shit like "noooo staahhp it, I don't like it" and i was just laying there listening to my podcast getting pissed off and eventually yelled "KELLY SHUT UP"

    plus she spilt her beer on my carpet twice lol
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra if it's important to you, you should try to stabilise your living situation a bit and talk to the mother about seeing her on weekends or something to start with

    This is a terrible idea, Bill Krozby is wholly incapable of stabilizing anything. He's like the human opposite of stability. That kid is better with no dad than a Bill Krozby-tier dad.

    Bill Krozby, the best thing you can do for your daughter is stay out of her life. There's no better way to not be in someone's life than to be dead. Try killing yourself.
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  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The doctor told us our mom has cancer. A moment passed and I found myself on the verge of tears. My evil sister decided to make a move and mocked my grief like a schoolyard bully. Instead of crying, my face hardened and my voice rose. I told her to kill herself and go back to Hell where she belongs, and I said it in front of everybody: the doctor, the nurses, our father; and her fiance even nodded in agreement. It's a good thing I'm a licensed minister, because rebuking someone in a hospital in the way I did would otherwise be difficult to justify. Cluster B personality disorder, grade A cunt. Phenibut and espresso.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Having a kid is pretty selfish really. To think, the kid you never have will have never known this and will be, in essence, in a state of eternal unknowing bliss. When you have that kid, you've taken that away from him and forced him into this crapshoot of a life.
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  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Date hookers should get their daughters to join.
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  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † They are some different flavor of scum, though. It just doesn't mix well with ours.

    They are all a bunch of 40 year old semi-normies who think they are better at interneting than we are and that's what I don't get. They always compare their stupid dating site to &T and claim their "trolls" were so much worse and… SHUT UP. NO. You don't understand…

    *sigh*

    I'm glad someone else is saying it. It's annoying me how totseans are being so passive about this shit. We need to actually fight back.
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