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2017-04-25 at 9:48 AM UTC in Hatchet Burying ThreadThe rattex niggas were objectively derpadewed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-19 at 5:45 AM UTC in MaliceMalice is a superior mind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-08 at 12:38 AM UTC in What Should I Watch 2
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2017-04-05 at 6:57 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-04-05 at 6:56 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-04-04 at 6:44 AM UTC in What's this hash?prob lehmon shshThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-01 at 2:46 AM UTC in typ like bling (*+buy my keynpard()_)_*+500$% any buton u press it dose a differnet effectThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-02 at 4:04 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An AnswerI miss Crazymike so much. And I want Mayberry to sit on my face.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-02 at 4:03 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An AnswerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-28 at 3:59 AM UTC in The Oscars Aren't Just for Rich Whites Anymorethis post reserved for sources and images, will update to include them later
Sourceshttps://www.rt.com/news/363363-white-helmets-funded-west/ - White Helmets discuss their funding
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/aleppo-rebels-behead-a-child/ - Al-Zinki group beheads a child, video
https://www.rt.com/news/354511-toxic-gas-syrian-rebels/ - Al-Zinki at it again, this time with chlorine gas
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=QwVEgJg6btI - partial reupload of the BBC4 documentary; skip to ~3 minutes in for the WH (remove space - annoying auto-embed)
https://www.rt.com/news/370344-white-helmets-aleppo-residents/ - interviews with Aleppo civilians relating to White Helmets
Various shots of WH members with known terrorist groups
That's the standard Al-Qaeda battle-flag
Bagging bodies post-execution
self-explanatory
'White Helmets Manager' carrying a rifle with a rebel squad
This one might require some explanation. This is the 'Wahabbi Salute', used by Wahabbis (the extreme Saudi-Arabian form of Islam), mostly ISIS, to indicate that 'Allah is Number One' or some shit. decent article on it if you care.Repeatedly rescuing the same accident-prone kids
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2017-02-10 at 6:45 PM UTC in Bling bling drove past me today
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2017-01-31 at 5:28 AM UTC in Album Review: SYMBOL - SYMBOLhttps://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/releases
I immediately regret downloading this 'album' (7 tracks at around two and a half minutes each makes for a mercifully short runtime of 15 minutes or so) in FLAC. I have to check to make sure everything's plugged in correctly because for the first 20 seconds or so, there's nothing but muffled bangs and static.
After that first pause though, the track explodes into a cacophany of awful. I can't understand a word of the vocals; the combination of the horrible audio quality and what I assume is a very serious drug-potentiated mental disability is like running a crumpled up sheet of sandpaper with flecks of shit and blood caked to it over my ear drums. Speaking of, drums are the only instrument used throughout the album - timing is all over the place, and they sound like they're half full of salt or sand or something.
The second track is lighter on the drums and more focused on the vocals - I could actually understand what he was saying in this one, but that's because the only two words used in the lyrics are 'bundy' and 'YEAH'. Aside from that, same criticisms apply.
To my surprise, the tracks do actually progress with the album - the first few are shouty and largely indescipherable, but they're at least cogent enough to conform to a rhythm and beat. This starts to fall apart at Let Me Be - the singer has apparently given up on trying to form words and just starts making noises, which progresses to just pure screaming in Maniac and Breakdown. It's literally "AAAAAA*BANG**BANG**BANG*ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH*BANG*AWOOOOOO*BANG*OOOOO" etc. for five minutes or so. There's actually a point in Breakdown where you can hear him start fucking up his timing and compensating by bashing the absolute fuck out of the drum; I expected to hear him punch a hole in it by accident - the only reason he didn't is probably the length of the track.
'Dissociated' is an excellent example of saving the absolute worst for last. There are no drums on this track, and very few words - it's mostly just mouth-sounds and clapping. Think the Gregorian Masters of Chant if they weren't masters of anything and had a choir for severely retarded children. The pure pain of listening through it is broken at a few points where the singer apparently tries to switch from sounds to actually saying something but fails abysmally - it's unexpectedly hilarious hearing him go from "AAAAaaawaaaawaaaaoooowaaaaaaayyy oh shhhiiii whyy whYY whhyaaaawaaaaaa".
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2016-11-29 at 3:49 PM UTC in So
Originally posted by yum I've always wondered why I've never heard of the select few others who have mastered combining physical combat and energy manipulation
Like it's 2 (two!) super powers at once!
I'd kill §m£ÂgØL with his own book to read the darn long fantastical stories of Arnox Imodium.
I want Arnox to read every single story to me. That would cure my of everything. That tiny snippet, I'm not kidding you, is already making my heart glow. It is so weird how happy that makes me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-29 at 3:42 PM UTC in SoI've always wondered why I've never heard of the select few others who have mastered combining physical combat and energy manipulation
Like it's 2 (two!) super powers at once!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in American Herstory XDear Americans,
Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.
Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.
History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.
History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.
Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!
But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.
Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.
If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.
And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.
And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.
And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.
Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.
IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.
While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.
So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.
Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......
Let not they change thy history into herstory.
Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.
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2016-09-29 at 8:02 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinWe were better than Bluelight and Drugs Forum.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-09-16 at 12:28 PM UTC in HiI can smoke you like my before-shit-bonghit, kid.
Nothing in your post made me have any sort of reaction other than a slight bit of boredom and the huge urge to kick your teeth in but that's normal.
I am RisiR.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-06-23 at 8:41 AM UTC in I want to masturbate tonight but its too hotDon't panic, though. Every hampie was put to good use as she gurgled down every single one like an owl after they got enough love.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-06-23 at 8:38 AM UTC in I want to masturbate tonight but its too hotThe little hampie was so comfy as his ribcage got crushed. They seem to have incredibly short live spans of 30 minutes or so, so hydro always kept a bag of disposable hampies with her to stuff her tits with. Probably stored somewhere else in her body.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-06-23 at 8:19 AM UTC in I want to masturbate tonight but its too hotTell your trainer to adjust the watertemperature in your tank.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
