Rizzo in a box
African Astronaut
[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
Casper gave me the link a while ago, but someone emailed me a little while ago with an old zoklet thread and I was like, aww, I miss you guys.
How are you guys doing in the dystopian era of total information control? Are you having fun? Are you getting into trouble?
Anyway I love you niggers, and yes this is the real rizzo, (idk why someone would impersonate a decades old forum personality to troll but its not out of the realm of possibility)
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A couple wanted a night out away from the kids, so they hired a babysitter. The sitter put the kids to bed early, and was getting quite hungry by the end of the night. She called the the parents and asked if she could use the Hellmann's mayonnaise in the cabinet to make a sandwich. There was silence on the phone. "Get the kids out of the house, I'll call the police," the dad said. "We don't have Hellmann's."
Forward this to 5 other ppl and your crush will ask u out at midnight!
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Originally posted by aldra
I can't say much for it's viability as a weapon but the entire research/development/build process has been an absurd joke
cost overruns aside, when they were originally 'ready for production' none of the guns fired and half the pilots tested couldn't use the in-helmet hud without vomiting
Thats because the F35 is a way to funnel taxpayer jedi gold into Lockheed Martin stakeholders' rear right pocket.
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Originally posted by joerell
Meanwhile all the sick pedos are in a thread discussing very young children…just leftist creeps.
see, this is exactly the sort of thing we're talking about.
what does political ideology have to do with discussing the moral issues around paedophiles and/or shock value shitposting? on average most people here seem to be centre-right with a few anarchists and socialists, but that's neither here nor there.
you're stuck in an us vs. them mindset. everything bad is the fault of leftists, or socialists, or globalists, or probably the clintons.
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Ensign Galm
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[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Imagine creating a children's show. The characters are cute and funny. The plot is straightforward and simple. Your daughter loves it, and for once you feel you're doing something right in the world.
Then your show becomes fetishized. People are now fucking your main character. Episode titles searchable on porn hub. Your image is ruined. No longer are you the creator of a beloved and renowned tv show. You are the mother to a cult of adults who plays dress up in your characters.
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Also lol, Jorell, you're posting on the same board as thieves, drug dealers, junkies, and at least one self admitted rapist and domestic abuser. Meanwhile Sophie has hurt no one and has been perfectly cordial to you but this is what you feel the need to go on a crusade over?
I'm not saying you were diddled as a kid, but you were probably diddled as a kid.
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I've invented a device that increases the IQ of a user by 50 points!
Observe! Take your average retarded user:
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Hey op i'd be down to join you in this rape as long as get the ass and you get the vag. While we are banging her I will say something like "i'll let you know when with your butt"
...and then run its post under the IQ-Modulator-5000.
BEHOLD!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
The smartest thing for me to do right now is cease the drug use, and be there for my daughter while she's still impressionable enough to become a decent person. I hold a human life in my hands right now, and by allowing myself to continue with this debauchery, just sets up an innocent child for the same lifestyle.
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In an offensive dubbed Operation HeebHUSH, ##HAMRADIO operators crowdfunded the purchase of over one hundred Baofeng two-way radios. Channel members attached the radios to external batteries and then concealed them in the Hassidic neighborhoods of New York City. The radios were modified to continuously broadcast recordings of speeches by Adolf Hitler on the frequency used by the Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service. As a result, EMT operations were significantly impacted. The NY State Attorney General is currently investigating allegations that increased response times may have caused the deaths of as many four Hassidic jedis who died en-route to the hospital during the attack. While I personally find this commendable, it does go against Freenode policy.
LOL
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