I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
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I hate when it feels like your too fucked up to let yourself go to sleep, so you force yourself to breath in and out while leaning up against the bathroom sink till 5am, check your pulse and it's 50.
I HATE that
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People don't knock out like in movies, like James Bond waking up an hour after getting knocked out and being fine. Losing consciousness due to head injury is a Big Deal.
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It's not a double standard. When women flip out and yell its 100% of the time some cringe bullshit that can only be understood by people tripping on estrogen, nobody wants to hear it especially other women.
The only time a person wants to hear a yelling woman is when two or more women want to yell at the same time, they will gang up on you like insects and get louder and more aggressive, in your face knowing you can't hit them and they won't shut up until you give up and then they go "SEE I WAS RIGHT HAH!" and laugh about how weak men are with their angry female friends.
In the old days we just slapped them and it was over.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
That's what's so scary about psychosis, it's nothing but a positive feedback loop that you're not even aware exists until you break it, and you can't consciously choose to break it as far as I can tell.
My Evil Mom's hired spy (who was also a nurse's aide sitting outside my room in the hospital) was letting me eavesdrop on her conversations about me because it was time that I learned the truth about how my mom had raised me.
She was so helpful and funny, I hung on to every word she said.
The interesting thing is, a lot of what "she" said had been some things I have never thought about before, and have been incredibly insightful, and I'm incredibly grateful for many of her appearances.
I miss her.
>She was induced, though.
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