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Posts That Were Thanked by RisiR †

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bonus points for snoopys wife AKA female bowser
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spectral Olympics
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Inspectral Gadget
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  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.

    at the start of the day, you wake up puking from miscellaneous residual withdrawals from 3 months ago, all tired from a hard night of selling carpets and tapestries to demented old women with +10 cats. for an extra boost you roll around your carpet and lick the lint to conduct electricity for free electrons, dump your face in a bowl of liquified rcs to see what happens. then you play basketball video games for 18 hours and post whenever your butt aches. you fall asleep next to a life sized painting of an anime waifu and burp up a little bit of undigested microwave dinner chicken bones
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  6. I wanna get down on all fours and twerk while she pokes me with that horn
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  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    gonna get drunk tonight tho 👍😁
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  8. Very, very pretty movie. Art directors can be proud.

    It was decent but at every opportunity, and there were a bunch of them, where it could have taken a really interesting turn, it chose to take a fairly boring route every time.

    I had a hard time keeping up with the story, and there were pacing issues.

    The first third of the movie tickled my fancy and continued to fondle it. As soon as that third was over, it deflated to a low, humming murmur.

    The ending was able to get my tits up, but it would have been cooler if I haven't tried psychoderelicts before. Sex scened were lovely.


    3.5/5

    "It's got somethin' great there, it just don't break out"
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Man, I can't stand not being able to go to town. Last month, I got in a fender bender with a member of the priests of last December. I don't know why, but ever since then I have been super afraid to go into town. I really do not know why, but there are also other scenarios in which I would not be able to go to town whether physically or if there were some kind of mental block in me that prevented me from being able to go to town. I hate being unable to go to town.
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  10. I’m so worried this is my future =/

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  11. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    We only know the few things about each other that we've decided to share
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can say "Lanny" now. It's OK. He can't word enhancement it anymore, because he never realized his site contact e-mail address in the site's About also has the word, Lanny, in it and got changed to my_gay_lover. That means that all e-mails to the site didn't go to Lanny for the past two months, they went to an actual gay lover out there somewhere.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Parahomosexual activity

    when he wakes up there'll be bare footprints in the powder, and a line between them as though something were dragged through it

    and an inexplicable salty taste in his mouth
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Parahomosexual activity
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    or just buy anhydrous caffeine and dump it in some iced tea or something
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should post the audio
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  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you
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  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The word tofu starts with the same letter as testosterone and I feel oppressed.
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  19. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Well niggas its that time again

    Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.



    It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

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    Present Day:

    I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.



    You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

    After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

    As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

    I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

    I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

    (1 thank = 1 prayer)

    Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.



    I am at the location of the blue dot.



    I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

    Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

    I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

    I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RisiR † Sieg heil.

    a correction squad is on its way, citizen
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