2018-11-25 at 11:06 PM UTC
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Butt Rails
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
TFW your quasi-troll thread turns out to be legit...
The practice of using tobacco smoke enemas on drowning victims quickly spread as a popular way to introduce tobacco into the body to treat an array of other medical conditions including: headaches, hernias, respiratory ailments and abdominal cramps, among many other things. Tobacco enemas were even used to treat typhoid fever and during cholera outbreaks when patients were in the final stages of the illnesses.
From
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/05/origin-expression-blow-smoke-ass/.
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I'll be your friend RisiR 😊
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2018-11-25 at 6:02 PM UTC
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Why do you post here?
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Pervert.
^not getting any butthole
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by RisiR †
Jenkem.
Damnit, you can't just say Jenkem every damn time.
Also, how in the world did you know?
Oh yeah, and... methamphetamines... again.
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Well you’ll never have to worry about your daughter crying when you die bc she doesn’t even know you’re alive.
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2018-11-23 at 11:11 PM UTC
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Infinityshock's Ban
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2018-11-23 at 10:04 PM UTC
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I am FOREVER done with FIFA
Originally posted by RisiR †
5 minutes until the next lightning round…
Good luck. I hope your faith is restored. 🙃
Fuck EA though.
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2018-11-23 at 5:59 PM UTC
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Anyone remember Muzzy?
I actually do remember that.. but I’d rather remember this
My cousins used to chase me with these creepy crawlers.. it was like an easy-bake oven but for boys and you couldn’t eat the insects you made unlike my easy-bake oven that made delicious light bulb treats
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2018-11-23 at 3:46 PM UTC
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What do you see?
It looks somewhat like a baboon face.
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Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Originally posted by RisiR †
Let me lick your asshole.
Have at it .. I’m reading a good book right now, sounds relaxing ..
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2018-11-22 at 6:03 PM UTC
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Gobble Gobble🦃
seig heil.
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For any that may be wondering, I didn't kill myself, I'm just abandoning this site because it's full of retards and trolls, and is no longer worth posting on anymore
I made a troll account and tried to join in, but it's just not for me. Have fun.
I know nobody cares but I was compelled to post this due to mental illness
Edit: I do not remember posting this. But i finally moved out of the place i was in and cleaned up.
This place is nowhere near as fun sober, and the trolling and retardation really has gotten to be too much. I'll probably still post here but nowhere near as much as I did before.
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while we're on the topic how good are you all with the cash/drugs hand off? i always feel like they want it done a certain way and everyone is kinda different and usually they try to be slick about it but i misunderstand and it ends up looking more conspicuous than if we had just been obvious about it but it doesn't matter because nobody is watching/nobody cares anyways
im also always polite about whenever i see a drug deal/hand off going down in public, as soon as i notice whats going on i just look somewhere else so as to assuage their potential paranoia. and because i don't want to get stabbed because some homeless tweaker in psychosis thinks im a cop
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy fuck, I had the awkward drug-dealer moment of the CENTURY today...
So A (we'll call him A), had hooked me up with a few hundred worth of crack before.
I always assumed there was an automatic commission or some other form of compensation for his third-party marketing and client-discovery.
Then today, I buy a zip (ounce) of meth off of him, and it gets to this really awkward point, kinda like when you're buying takeout (and picking it up yourself), and you're just not sure what the tipping protocol is.
Fuck, it was brutal.
I threw him $20 (on top of the $700 for the zip) and told him we'll talk more about it in the future.
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God damn I suck at this game when I'm fucked up, also my first time playing it.
Spent literally 10 hours making raised triple roundabouts connected by a skyway while my city went to ruins and chaos
Also got "dead man's curb" stuck in my head. Greatest song ever. My max population so far was 100k in my first big grid city. The traffic was so bad and my metro lines were completely fucked, i even managed to fuck up placing a seaport with a single lane road so it got the worst traffic ever.
Spent the past 10 hours working on my new city. It's a farm town surrounded by forest, River and a large amount of oil and ore in the north which I'm going for. Took me an hour just to get the highway placement right so it doesn't interfere with my farms
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2018-11-22 at 7:32 AM UTC
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Better watch your backs
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Not going to wash your back dawg
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by RisiR †
Another classic.
It's a decent thread, a good 7 out of 10. I like how dargo just doubled down on his preposterous "i really do care bro, just kill ur self it 4 the best"
And the op, the link from sisyphean to crack was good.
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I'm sure you'll hate this post too, but I still love you, Risir.
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There once was a boy named RisiR
Got so fucking high his fucking eyes hurt
Scored a 90' equalizer
If he was a roll he'd be a Kaiser
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