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2018-12-15 at 4:13 AM UTC in If someone offered you $10,000Actually, I think the worst possible death I can imagine, would be being framed for a murder in a place where they still have the death penalty, and then nobody believing in your innocence, and then you're sitting in that chair where all the people go to watch (don't get me started on how sick and depraved that is to me - even if they actually are guilty), and you have all these people cheering on for this innocent person's death.
And once it's over, their reputation is completely irreparable.
That might just be the most depressing death I can think of.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 3:51 AM UTC in My daughter just diedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 3:46 AM UTC in Lanny meet me at Yoda
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2018-12-15 at 3:01 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggotsAlso, after just like two drinks in me, the whims of my ADHD have once again blown in yet another direction.
I'm going to give a short Python tutorial based off of your slave trade code example above...
I've modified it slightly to demonstrate some more Python (and general programming) principles that you can maybe benefit from.
print("Due to an overwhelming number of people purchasing slaves simply for homoerotic sexual activities, we now charge for each slave by penis length.")
# Note that I capitalize these variable names.
# It is not necessary, but common practice to capitalize what are called CONSTANTS - they are assigned a value once, and this value is not altered anywhere.
PRICE_PER_AFRICAN_SLAVE = 3.50
FIVE_DOLLAR_OFF_COUPON = 5
AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH = 6.0
# The following is a list of slaves with unique attributes (in this case, penis length, in inches).
list_of_slaves_by_penis_length = [
8.5,
4.8,
6.0,
6.5,
7.0,
3.9,
9.5
]
# You can get the total number of slaves, even though it is irrelevant for this version of the program, by using Python's built in LEN function.
total_number_of_slaves = len(list_of_slaves_by_penis_length)
# Note that this also works for strings...
print(len("This is a sentence."))
# Outputs: 19 (since there are 19 characters in the string).
# Next, we will define a function that will contain an IF... ELIF... ELSE... conditional statement, and some simple math to calculate the penis length surcharge we will be applying to each slave.
# The penis surcharge is basically a measure of how much bigger, or smaller, they are than an arbitrarily chosen average length. If they are under that length, they cost less. If they are over that average length, they cost more.
def calculate_penis_surcharge(penis_length):
if penis_length > AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
return 1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
elif penis_length < AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
return -1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
else:
return 0
# Next, we use a "for each" type loop to iterate through the initial list of slaves (by penis length)...
total_cost = 0
for slave in list_of_slaves_by_penis_length:
final_price = price_of_african_slave + price_of_african_slave * calculate_penis_surcharge(slave)
# Note that the total cost is accumulatively added to with each final price.
total_cost += final_price
print("Total cost of these slaves, after accounting for penis length surcharge and five dollars off coupon, comes out to " , end="")
print(total_cost - five_dollars_off_coupon, end="")
print(" dollars.")
# Outputs: "Total cost of these slaves, after accounting for penis length surcharge and five dollars off coupon, comes out to 21.95 dollars."
So there you have some new and potentially useful concepts, and framed in the same context as your original code, thus keeping things consistent. -
2018-12-15 at 2:39 AM UTC in My daughter just died
Originally posted by RisiR † Douglass E. Monks
DOB: 6-26-87
4410 Avenue F, Appartment 309
Austin, TX 78751
IP: 72.182.102.192
Phone: (+1)512-945-6786
Arrest Record
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Possible Relatives
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lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 12:46 AM UTC in Bill Krozby and ghost will not be spending time with their daughters this holiday season...Dark humor is like Bill Krozby's daughter, it never gets old.
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2018-12-14 at 11:14 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so your saying our purpose is to solely reproduce ?
nothing else ?
I was being somewhat facetious...
But essentially, depending on how you frame the question, then, yes, our sole purpose is to reproduce, merely from a biological/evolutionary perspective.
Humans can, however, analyze the world through different paradigms and thus draw different conclusions from the same reality.
Like Nietzsche said: "There are no facts; only interpretations."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 6:31 PM UTC in Lanny meet me at YodaWe used to have a rooster the fox could never get. He killed all the hens, but the rooster was too smart, and always flew up high to sleep.
Actually now I think about it the fox got him in the end. Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 5:40 PM UTC in Does anybody else notice that everybody who abused bundy as a teenager is essentially retarded?
Originally posted by gadzooks Man, it is actually incredibly challenging to convey an idea purely monosyllabically.
I think I just discovered a way to really put your communication skills to the test.
meh, thats nothing.
you have no idea how hard it is to convey your thoughts and ideas in a language you dont even use or speak irl.
now thats ... the real test.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 5:16 PM UTC in Be gratefulBeautiful!
I am greatful for everyone,every experience, and everything both good and bad that has or is in my life. “It” is all apart of the journey and I embrace and learn to let go too when need be, to take that next step.
Thanks for the awesome post and opportunity to learn about you, and reflect on my own gratitude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 6:31 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.You are the unsupervised playground in the ghetto of my mind, and I am a toddler in a foxhole with a grenade. You are a star that's already died, whose light is the pivot of my every constellation. You are the stove I left on this morning that will strangle me in my sleep, and you are the poison that enters my lungs. In everything that's near to me, I see you, Karen. For everything that's far, I expect the same will be true. Please write back soon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 5:59 PM UTC in Faggy gay niggas make me sickHip-hop has gone homo. Even the straight rappers look like faggot ass niggas. Niggas try to look gay to appeal to all these liberal white people who actually spend money on music cause niggas don't buy shit. It's bullshit though all that gangster shit doesn't work with the faggot nigga image.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-11 at 4:35 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
Originally posted by mmQ I don't have time to get into it right now but it's essentially the same answer - hope.
yes.
it is hope and dreams, other than responsibilities to our loved ones that keep most of us alive, enduring thru another day of hell with out teeth gritted ...
but to have achieved your hope and dreams so easily, you either have to be some one with really low expectation of yourself,
or a high achiever.
the question is which ones you. -
2018-12-11 at 4:31 AM UTC in Your mother is spurious in her generalitiesI get it.. this place is vulgarThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-11 at 3:57 AM UTC in Praying for SudoBaking Soda SacramentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-11 at 3:56 AM UTC in Praying for SudoCellblock D in Cellblock D
RapeceptionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-11 at 3:38 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?How's he doing now?
Life's weird, man.
Suicidal, utterly miserable, incapable of interacting with people. And now I've got the most amazingly sweet and beautiful girlfriend and two cool dogs. Life's still got its ups and downs, and I still deal with depression, but it's so much better than I ever thought possible.
I'd do another AMA, but I don't know if there's really any demand for it. It's been a while and really not that much has changed since the last one.
Thanks for asking. Hope you're doing well too.
https://www.reddit.com/user/plzsendhalp
Anyway the point is not 'go out and do drugs instead of kill yourself.' I'm just saying, go out and live and do something you've always wanted to do before you can't anymore. This is true in regular life, but doubly true if you're planning to kill yourself and have limited time. Adventure resets the spirit and pulls you out of whatever hole you're in. -
2018-12-11 at 3:31 AM UTC in Praying for SudoI like Sudo.
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2018-12-11 at 3:30 AM UTC in Praying for SudoHe got lucky a few times and just kept playing with fire - I didn't even get the impression he was addicted, so I assume he must've (unconsciously?) wanted to go backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-11 at 3:01 AM UTC in My daughter just diednobody but a genuine rat bitch projects as hard as scron is doing in this threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
