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2019-01-11 at 7:17 AM UTC in LaterI'm a go buss a nut, smoke some trees and go play pool.
RIP 2 my nigga.
Imma get MALICE tatted on my ankle. With a dolphin cresting a wave, with a pentobarbital syringe coming right out his blowhole.
RECT EN PECE (that's fuckin Latino my dood)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 4:53 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by aldra what a coincidence, my name is also Darren Mackenzie and I am also an avid child pornography and amphetamine enthusiast.
Okay, point taken, and I actually lol'd pretty hard.
But...
Actually, you reminded me of a strategy a coworker had not too long ago...
Spamming the Internet with untrue things about yourself... like... outlandish things... And then how do they parse the true stuff from the rumors?
I think I'll do something along those lines. -
2018-12-16 at 4:42 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 4:21 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 4:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionStaying up all night on meth then frying on acid the next night & also getting no sleep led me to be such an irritable asshole tonight LOL. Time to sleep for the first time since Wednesday and it's gonna feel so good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 4:07 AM UTC in RisiR the rattex
Originally posted by Mewsik RISER - You will be a dead man if you come within 100 miles of any of my family and I will have nothing to do with it … I hate violence but dude, you seriously do not know who you have fucked with
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2018-12-16 at 4:03 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself[REDACTED]
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2018-12-16 at 3:55 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexThat's my super special custom-made avatar... I spent like, 5 whole minutes merging those BBCode emojies into a single animated Gif.
FIVE. WHOLE. MINUTES.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 3:37 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexI like CandyRein, she's always positive and optimistic.
The rest of y'all can learn a thing or two from her. -
2018-12-16 at 3:36 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexI don’t remember talking to you privately... I did have many chicks inbox me how to put up a pic
I don’t remember them all
But your name calling me
Lying saying I’m inboxing you threats is preposterousThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexI’m sure you can find better things to do this Saturday night
I know I am ...
Peace & Love y’all
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2018-12-16 at 3:33 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexI'm so confused right now about what's going on...
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2018-12-16 at 3:07 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..*comes to bed*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 1:56 AM UTC in RisiRHeelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 9:48 PM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, technically, even if the newer browsers block it, it's still a fork bomb. Just because a key doesn't open a lock doesn't mean it's not a key.
And Yomoma ZokLock and Yomoma Software Co. are both fictional entities I created in 2002.
watching spectral gives me the courage to lie in the face of adversity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-15 at 9:07 PM UTC in CandyRein is a BPL SWPL
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2018-12-15 at 6:22 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 6:21 PM UTC in I miss elaria sandIt’s cuffing season, they’re all with their new boyfriends ...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-15 at 5:35 AM UTC in Lanny_loves = faggots
Originally posted by GGG I PROMISE I WILL NEVER ABUSE THIS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. -
2018-12-15 at 4:23 AM UTC in If someone offered you $10,000
Originally posted by RisiR † Getting framed for the murder of your wife and dog and dying infront of a cheering crowd while your only child is left behind slowely dying of cancer and you're unable to be there for it and say goodbye.
Luckily I am currently imbibing in my beloved drink, which kinda helps reduce the bluntness of such things.
But got damn that is a depressing storyline.
OH, OH, and... your child ends up dying believing that you murderered his mother, and utters words of hatred for you with his dying breaths.
OH, and also, that kids mother was a cancer researcher who was actually close to a cure. She was murdered literally days before she was meant to discover it.
Plus it's dark and raining throughout the entire narrative, just to add to the effect.
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