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  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Dupe thread, though it was derailed by RisiR and this thread is much better.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/9915

    My response from there:

    Excellent on drums and other percussive instruments. Though it sounds nerdy, I enjoyed band in school. Tenor drums in marching band, everything else in symphonic band. I tended to gravitate towards the timpani and snare, but enjoyed other things. I was decent at marimba/xylophone/etc. after I memorized the music, but I have room to improve in sight reading. I can sight read easily for the other percussion instruments, but melodic instruments took me a little longer to get the notes down. I had a drum set for several years that I enjoyed, but I no longer have it.

    Piano, same as above. Proficient after memorizing the music, which is why I mainly play by ear.

    Average on bass, though again, by ear or by tabs. Rudimentary on guitar. I have a few basic songs (by ear or originals), but lots of room to improve on technique and sight reading. I cheat with power chords and drop-D tuning.

    I also dabbled a bit on the recorder in my young years.
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    http://www.wfmj.com/story/34421065/austintown-man-accused-of-striking-people-with-cane-in-bar

    http://wkbn.com/2017/02/03/police-politics-prompted-austintown-man-to-hit-people-with-cane/

    "A victim tried to stop Dennison from approaching a woman in the bar and Dennison allegedly struck him with his cane. He struck two more people as they attempted to get him to leave the bar, hitting one in the wrist and the other in the head, according to the report. The report said the victim struck in the head later collapsed and had to be transported to the hospital."

    http://www.vindy.com/news/2017/feb/03/bar-patron-beats-three-cane-political-argument-rep/?print

    "A bartender told police he was trying to get Dennison to calm down when he raised his cane at a patron. After he started approaching a woman, the threatened patron grabbed his arm, and Dennison is accused of striking him with his cane knocking him to the ground.

    http://www.vindy.com/news/2017/feb/04/police-say-man-beat-people-with-his-cane/

    "Two others – including the patron he had initially threatened – tried to restrain Dennison and remove him from the bar, and the report said he struck them in the wrist and head respectively. The report said the patron who was struck in the head collapsed later and had to be transported to the hospital."
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    x-post from another thread I wanted to share. If you are a fellow abhorer of all that is Bill Krozby, his very essence, and appreciate a good comedy, this is for you:

    Oh god, can you imagine the horror of knowing you had Bill Krozby's genes within you?

    It's like, if Hitler had any children who had disowned him, how would they have felt? Or the feeling could be the equivalent of knowing you were at high risk of developing early onset Alzheimer's or spontaneous AIDS, somehow. I'm not sure I could live with it. At the very least I would sure as hell sterilize myself as soon as possible.

    I can just imagine years down the line his daughter having wondered who her father was for all her life, then on some random alley there's this guy with matted hair, covered in filth, dressed in rags, reeking of feces and urine, with his hair falling out in patches, eyes shooting off in wild directions, skin that looks like he has leprosy, sitting atop a mountain of trash, used needles, gasoline, paint thinner, air duster, jenkem bottles, and every other of the worst drugs under the sun.

    And as she walks up to him, through all that filth, degradation, and degeneracy, through the ravages of the years, she has an unnerving suspicion, and she asks, "Doug…Doug…is that you? Dad?"

    Then Bill Krozby suddenly freezes for a moment, his mad gaping eyes like black holes, any remnant of humanity long gone, and he..he..

    He picks up this newspaper, pulls some of the encrusted fecal matter from his pants and puts it between the sheets, then he folds it, holds it out towards her, and he asks…

    "Would you care for a world famous Bill Krozbydog?"

    And Her heart breaks harder than anyone's has ever broken in existence, like the finest vase ever created, a masterpiece renown throughout the world and revered by all, something that the artist spent his entire life working on, had just been bumped into by a deranged drunkard of a cartwheeling cosmic clown that came out of nowhere, slowly watching it fall as if it moves at the speed of a cherry blossom, 5 centimeters per second.

    And it shatters into infinite pieces. The cries of a thousand lost and tormented souls encapsulating the broken dreams and ravaged lives of kristallnacht.

    This, this is Bill Krozby the man.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-10T06:14:57.964367+00:00
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  4. Originally posted by Malice Doug life should become a new meme.
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  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Doug life should become a new meme.
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  6. Originally posted by hydromorphone He used to play for me sometimes. It helped me fall asleep when I couldn't. He's gotten a lot better than when he was when he started out.

    I remember that though. He'd texted me before posting that here with a picture and everything. It was funny. Then he went all benzo bonkers and didn't want to talk to me every again suddenly…not much different than now really.




    Thats what you get for giving your heart to someone thats not even a man.. If you were smart you would stick with me but I guess you just aren't ready for the real thing.

    You couldn't handle my big heart anyways. You would let me down like all the rest. Youre just another part of the herd. Maybe I was wrong about you.

    You are no queen of mine
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  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, I was just reminded of that time §m£ÂgØL played his ukelele at the pond for geese. Casper told him he wanted to become his manager and debut his album "Tomaz and the Goose Pond". A barefoot schizophrenic hitchhiking latino ukelele playing hipster could be a modern indie star.

    I'm gonna go to bed now and try to laugh myself to sleep at thoughts like this.
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  8. I dont care about him I only have been pretending to be his friend to get his PI to make hydromorphone fall in love with me.

    I'd fucking fly to California and behead you on the streets too Malice if you fucking get in the way between me and my soulmate again. I know youre trying to steal her from me and its not gonna work bud SHES MINE SHE LOVES ME NOT YOU!!
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  9. Originally posted by hydromorphone Will you supplement him with methamphetamines and dissasociatives? Will he be the grandmaster trolling trianglist when he is of the wee age of 12? If so then my answer is clearly Yes. How could I pass up an opportunity for my child's furtherment?

    No I have thought about going sober I have several thousand dollars saved up since working in November I only did meth once in this period of time I have lots of money and I'm pretty stable I just want someone who's real I'm so sick of all these fake girls I'd rather kill myself in a mass shooting on Facebook live than have a kid with any of these sluts.

    You are the Queen. Of totse/zoklet though I would uproot my life and do anything just for a chance at being with you and I'm serious. That kit kat bar picture is Burned into my heart for good, I need MORE PLEASE

    I NEED YOU HYDROMORPHONE OR I WILL FUCKING DIE ALL ALONE ON THIS EARTH!!!!
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  10. Originally posted by hydromorphone I love you, Malice. You genuinely made me smile today with this post. I would pay money to see that, and put all my money on you to beat the ever living shit out of Bill Krozby lol.



    Originally posted by hydromorphone Honestly… I could probably kick the shit out of Bill Krozby even though I've lost a lot of muscle mass in the last year lol. I wouldn't want to fight him though… I wouldn't want that kind of shit human being touching me, even if it was me knocking his teeth in… I'd rather just shoot him.

    I have Bill Krozbys phone number we chat every day I could ruin his life in ways Malice would never think of!! Malice is just a fucking poser have you seen his selfies?? He is not the real deal babe I'm the real psychopath on this forum not these card carrying cucks I blow up houses and make people hang themselves
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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey man, I don't enjoy my life. Just trying to give people a laugh.

    Think of it as a free comedy show. Unless you like Bill Krozby. Good god, don't tell me you do.

    And it only took a few minutes. Berating Bill Krozby should become a national pastime.

    Imagine if we organized this event where we made people in Austin aware of Bill Krozby, what he looked like and his life, managed to track his movements, possibly place a GPS on him, and for an entire day people just gave him the worst insults they were able to come up with.
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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ti*aneptine takes away the pain (of being alive/existence). That wouldn't be a bad slogan for an advertisement.

    Try T-PAIN today.
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  13. Bill Krozby kind of sounds jealous that people like Malice and wish him well and nobody ever does that for him.
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bill Krozby, I swear to god, I've told myself that I'd prefer to never hurt another person except in self defence, but if a legitimate assassination market ever arises I may just try to contact old members and crowdfund a hit on you.

    I'f I'm ever in Texas I promise you I'm willing to pay for us to go to an MMA gym and engage in mutual combat on cam. I will beat the ever loving shit out of you.

    If Jesus exists, you are the only person he doesn't love. I think even the Buddha would bitchslap the shit out of you after he had enough.
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  15. I might pay for phone sex with hydro just for the meme
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  16. 140lbs you say? Maybe Bill Krozby will challenge her to a weigh off
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  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Yep.

    I put this in "reinvent yourself" because since I've split with my piece of shit exhusband, that I've been separated from for almost 2 years (will be in July.)ive had a lot of changes... Not all... Most not so good.

    I've become epileptic. I've began having episodes since last July. Luckily I usually know when they will happen and get auras... But I do hit my head a lot. I don't like the anti-epileptic medications. Phenibut has helped somewhat but I only use it when shit is really bad and I do that sparingly as I don't need a second addiction.

    Since I became pregnantxi then began rapidly losing weight. I lost 20lbs. At the end of my pregnancy right before giving birth and then lost another 12 or so pounds right after delivery of my son. Since then I've steadily lost and lost weight, and in the last year it's happened rapidly.

    I used to be a large woman, albeit very active and strong. I did farrier work for about 7 years and it's one of the most physically demanding jobs out there. Working with horses regularly and having the farm was both two other very labor intensive jobs. I don't eat anymore than the average person,and all my life I've had people comment about that related to my size once they've actually seen and lived with me over the course of months or more to know I legitimately was eating normal, even moderately healthy most the time. I was about 230-250 at 5'8" for the bulk of my teens and just prior to becoming pregnant,but a very athletic and strong heavy set woman, far more than most woman and men in my weight class.

    Something changed since getting pregnant for me. Also in the last year, since the seizures began, I've lost a lot of muscle mass, but also dropped a lot of weight. Currently I am Approximately 140lbs.

    I've always been told by a lot of men, even if they weren't attracted due to my weight, that I have a very pretty face. Since being with my husband I pretty much gave up on giving a fuck how I looked, and "trying". I never was a girlie-girl who wore makeup (I had a Gothic phase in my early teens but besides) I've dressed comfortably and practically for the jobs I worked which were always manual labor besides a few years as a waitress. I haven't exactly become an everyday makeup wearing woman, but I have been dressing up a little, wearing some lip color sometimes, and dressing more feminine (a lot to do with my weight loss and having to have got new clothes that actually fit me. I got some things just a month or two. Ago that have become very lose on me since I still am losing a rapid pace). I didn't do this for anyone but me. I am not and have no interest in attracting a partner and am celibate- I sincerely do not wish to have sex at all with anyone. I am far happier single than I ever was with my exhusband and I am okay with being alone. I just found and was give a lot of clothing that I would have loved to wear being larger but we cost prohibitive and not at all conducive to the line of work I was in for so many years. I still require shit I wear to be at least somewhat comfortable though. I wear a lot more dresses, high over the knee boots. I also wear more jedielry I otherwise hadn't chose to wear in many, many years such as earrings sometimes.

    I've had a lot of positive reactions and been hit on a lot too. Some being some good looking men, with their shit together too. It's annoying to me though when it gets too pushy or aggressive since I have no desires for relationships or sex even. I also have been going to more social places and even the bar a couple times which is something I haven't done since I've been in my teens,so this also may account for that.

    Well, since this positive response I have grown interest in phone sex operator work being that it's easy money, is something I can do despite being epileptic, doesn't require any physical labor and I can work when I feel like it most the time. I've done a few calls so far, just started. I'm not keen on it since I I reality have little desire for sex, but it's not so bad (I considered prostitution a long while ago, but I could never really get to the point of actually doing it- I have no qualms about it morally, but emotionally I can't bring myself to have sex with random men) . I've also taken some pictures and been paid by some clients and gotten repeat business by all that have been willing to pay for that. While I don't particularly find myself attractive and see a lot of flaws I don't like about myself, but apparently there is quite a few men who do find me attractive and willing to pay to see me naked/in sexual situations and have me help them via the phone experience their sexual fantasies.

    I don't know that this is reinventing myself, as none of these changes were conscious actions or having any of this as a goal or an idea to "reinvent" myself, but in the last 2 years maybe a little more, since I became pregnant and gave birth, things have been very different for me in drastic ways.

    I am hoping since my health has gotten poorer over these years too, that this new job which has me utilize my physical body in a more sexual way that is less demanding than anything else I've ever done for employment, works out in the long run and picks up speed. I think the only thing that will make it a failure is me finally getting burnt out and/or too bothered by the sexual nature of the job since I pretty much lack a normal sex drive or desires- I can't even get off anymore while masturbating ,but it's not so much a big deal.(last real orgasm I had was a year ago approximately).

    Inb4 tits or gtfo. No pics for you faggots,thats my newest bread and butter lol. Plus there are other reasons I'd prefer to avoid littering pics of me all over a fucked up fringy forum.

    Anyone everyone done or used a phone sex operator before? Any suggestions on how to handle this rapid weight loss in a more healthy weight- I have trouble eating and it's why it's been so much recently, though I was losing at a steady rate even when I could eat properly. Oh.. And I did also begin. Selling my worn and used sexy panties. I usually go Commando and have for years except while The rag,butnfigured fuck it and been wearing them just to sell since I found out this was a. Thing (wtf.. I. Don't get buying used Panties but whatever floats your boat.) anyone else done or been on the consumer end of shit like this? Advice for starting Out doing PSO work?
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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore *professionals

    is the reason why your looking up my post is because you're sleeping on the couch again ?

    its okay you can tell me the truth, chicken
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  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Jesus Christ Hydro, how do you write so much?

    Serious question: Have you ever thought about making a living as an online freelance writer? Getting a degree in order to get your foot in the door is pretty easy, and I've read there are 3 year bachelor programs in Florida. You can make some decent income from home once you gain a reputation. I remember Lillix used to do this.

    It's not an insult, the amount of writing you produce is just incredible in a way. It reminds me of IWD.
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hydro, you're not dead and using paragraphs and punctuation and shit. Something's got to be up.

    I played bass in a band in highschool but was never very good. I'd like to learn to play piano at some point. My parents never made me do much as a kid and I'm grateful for that for the most part but the one thing I kinda wish they had pushed was some level of musical education. I enjoy consuming music and often wish I had the ability to engage with it on a more productive/creative level.
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