2017-10-10 at 11:10 PM UTC
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Larry or Hitler?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by RestStop
I'd seriously like to see what kinda meth 'ol Adolfy was gettin'.
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2017-10-10 at 9:54 PM UTC
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Here's a fucking suggestion
Originally posted by mashlehash
GIVE ME POWER
You have the power my man, just open a PR and your wildest fantasy can become reality:
https://github.com/RyanJenkins/ISS/compare?expand=1Lanny helps those who help themselves
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2017-10-10 at 8:23 PM UTC
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My O'l Lady is a Princess
They actually have entire trains where only subway marshals are allowed and every single car is a weight room.
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2017-10-10 at 7:24 PM UTC
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The Aiding of Burden
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by RisiR †
What the fuck are you doing here, nigga? You're a 60 year old, politically correct, whatthefuckmaton, schizzophrenic buddhist.
Is there a less fitting place for you on the internet than here? Not hating on you. I think you spice things up with your insanity. Just wondering.
You bring da lock
I bring the sock
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Hii girls :) need some advice. Some things about me. My name is bling 1. I'm a guy. So I have a penis (yes yes a little accident during registration...)So I'd really like a vagina. I even prayed for one when I was a kid (just for a little while actually) but God didn't grant my wish ;( .So here are reasons.2. The associated set of boobs would be great :) 3. Vaginas seem to generate more attention 4. They are more aerodynamic, take less space, less sensitive to shocks, more ergonomic (if that makes any sense)... look better...5. that goey stuff that comes out of it looks awesome. As long as it doesn't look like stuff that would come out of your nose... it sometimes does...6. You can hide things in your vagina XDDDD 7. Vaginas get a lot of attention. Yet there are lots of penises out there desperate for attention and not getting any...like uhm me :( 8. I think id like being a girl more. I already wear dresses but that ewwy thing gets in the way. Thought about cutting it off before...pls help dont criticize
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2017-10-10 at 7:11 PM UTC
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My O'l Lady is a Princess
Originally posted by RisiR †
What are the rules of that game again?
I forget
666 means flags for feds (3 Fs)
5 for zip it
that's all I remember. you were to pick up .. like the game Curse a wish. but instead you just typed 666 or 5.. either snitch or 5 which might include you because you experience similar thoughts or experiences. always type jk for just kidding/JoKing.
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2017-10-10 at 5:55 PM UTC
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The adventures of God
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Mustard stained shirt wearing ass motha fucka
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2017-10-10 at 5:33 PM UTC
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Trump pulls a sploo
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Don't talk about my mother guy. I work out
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2017-10-10 at 5:10 PM UTC
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My O'l Lady is a Princess
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by RisiR †
I'm German and for whatever reason I can sound like an anime general.
I can sound like Heihachi Michima. Fo real real.
ANIME GENERAL
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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2017-10-10 at 3:48 PM UTC
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Trump pulls a sploo
i lookd at donald trump a few days ago stoned and he lookd proper weird nd i cont look at him normal anymore
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
How does a Hispanic not know that baseball playoffs are going on?
Wot? I am hispanic and almost nobody in my family gives a fuck about baseball.
Now FUTBOL, there's a game.
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2017-10-10 at 11:48 AM UTC
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Jerking off to
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2017-10-10 at 6:39 AM UTC
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NEW BANNER IS FUCKING AMAZING
revamped for max crunge
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Originally posted by benny vader
no, according to the word of the law, their only obligated to provide him with ORGASM,
so its possible that they'd just give him a mandatory prostate simulation.
Orgasmic prostate stimulation is touch and go. Never surefire. My dad designed it that way.
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take antidepressants everday and use brillo &^ bleach on dick every shower time
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After all, the only issues he has are “drugs, drinking, women, career and not being able to go to sleep properly without wearing a woolly hat”
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