she's my wife. bitches dont deny hugs to their husbands. i even mentally changed her last name to my last name.
she didnt give me a hug man
something like that
when i think really hard about why i do anything i do i'm probably just psychotic
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]you know what fuck this shit[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]"i want to strangle your dog and cut him open"[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]if i get arrested itll be worth it[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]sent[/SIZE][/FONT]
2015-08-11 at 8:44 PM UTC
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Bill Krozby's joke thread
cmon Bill Krozby objectively this thread is really fucking bad
step up your game and post more okcupid exploits
we're meeting up this thursday or friday. he lives like 40 minutes away. we'll record an album for you guys
2015-08-11 at 7:34 PM UTC
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Bill Krozby's joke thread
does anyone else think this might be the worst thread on the entire internet? Bill Krozby might as well have posted I LIKE CHEESE!!!! and posted a video of him fucking a monkey
it feels like glass for a few seconds but it subsides quickly
probably a good way to get a deviated septum though
i'm going to get arrested for cyberbullying one day
2015-08-11 at 5:58 PM UTC
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hellen keller vs anne frank
currently tied for first place
make a game in RPG maker where you have to shoot as many ashleys as possible in under a minute. she's a gamer and it would be fucking lulz to send it to her
for bonus points, make the boss her dog fluffy and you have to kill it by throwing chocolate at it
new comedic formula
take an inert biotoxin and consume it with any and all of your orfices. eyelids included.
get jumped for <75 cents
draw meaningless shit in MS paint and claim it explains everything that has ever existed
smoking birth control pills off foil, spraying raid into your asshole, and slamming extracted energy drink sludge
we have reached a new era of human degeneracy
huffing raid will be as commonplace as cigarette smoking soon. the cool kids spray it up their butt.