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roshambo got into a fist fight over a can of soda once

  1. #1
    lol

    he was at a friends house and took a can from the fridge without asking. voices were raised and he ended up getting beaten up by a latino because apparently the guy was an MMA blackbelt

    and it wasn't even good. it was cream soda.

    total mental retardation

    then again, i couldn't sleep because i was wondering what would happen if i ate birth control pills
  2. #2
    smoking birth control pills off foil, spraying raid into your asshole, and slamming extracted energy drink sludge

    we have reached a new era of human degeneracy

    huffing raid will be as commonplace as cigarette smoking soon. the cool kids spray it up their butt.
  3. #3
    new comedic formula

    take an inert biotoxin and consume it with any and all of your orfices. eyelids included.

    get jumped for <75 cents

    draw meaningless shit in MS paint and claim it explains everything that has ever existed
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We don't get cream soda in Holland but when i was in the states i bought a can at Walmart and that shit was weird brah. I do like the cream soda slushy though, just saying. Also, it is kinda' rude just to grab a drink out of someone's fridge without asking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Did roshambo throw a punch? If not, it wasn't a fistfight.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    We don't get cream soda in Holland but when i was in the states i bought a can at Walmart and that shit was weird brah. I do like the cream soda slushy though, just saying. Also, it is kinda' rude just to grab a drink out of someone's fridge without asking.



    ever had birch beer? its like a cross between cream soda and root beer
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ever had birch beer? its like a cross between cream soda and root beer

    Never had it.
  8. #8
    make a game in RPG maker where you have to shoot as many ashleys as possible in under a minute. she's a gamer and it would be fucking lulz to send it to her

    for bonus points, make the boss her dog fluffy and you have to kill it by throwing chocolate at it
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    make a game in RPG maker where you have to shoot as many ashleys as possible in under a minute. she's a gamer and it would be fucking lulz to send it to her

    for bonus points, make the boss her dog fluffy and you have to kill it by throwing chocolate at it

    Find me a script for handguns and an Ahsley sprite and i'll consider it.
  10. #10
    would this script work? http://rpgmaker.net/scripts/198/

    for the sprite you could use a slightly cropped version of the image i posted
  11. #11
    if you can add music put this song on loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-3zMKGlzE
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    would this script work? http://rpgmaker.net/scripts/198/

    for the sprite you could use a slightly cropped version of the image i posted

    This is an ammo script. Also, the picture you posted would only work as an avatar for an in-game sprite i'm gonna' need something like this.



    Image has to be PNG format and have no background color.
  13. #13
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    if you do this, sophist, please give details, I enjoy games and it would be interesting to make a rudimentary one.
  14. #14
    i'm going to get arrested for cyberbullying one day
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    if you do this, sophist, please give details, I enjoy games and it would be interesting to make a rudimentary one.

    I've made a couple games before I'll make you a fred. Don't have anything better to do anyway.
  16. #16
    we're meeting up this thursday or friday. he lives like 40 minutes away. we'll record an album for you guys
  17. #17
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    we're meeting up this thursday or friday. he lives like 40 minutes away. we'll record an album for you guys
    Go nuts. Seriously, make a list of things to do, take requests, and paint the town red. Get the good parts on video.
  18. #18
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    we're meeting up this thursday or friday. he lives like 40 minutes away. we'll record an album for you guys

    Go nuts. Seriously, make a list of things to do, take requests, and paint the town red. Get the good parts on video.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Go nuts. Seriously, make a list of things to do, take requests, and paint the town red. Get the good parts on video.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Go nuts. Seriously, make a list of things to do, take requests, and paint the town red. Get the good parts on video.
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