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Posts That Were Thanked by Grimace

  1. Originally posted by Grimace Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)

    Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!

    That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.

    How about one of those quests where you have to collect the 10 golden tickets or the 20 stones of barenziah or whatever, but you only code 9/19 into the game.

    Drive the aspies mad.
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  2. Originally posted by Grimace http://www.ajc.com/news/local-education/homeless-georgia-college-student-finds-help-after-mile-bike-ride/HT8kVENHB93Y13ka1O51jP/





    srsbsns breh

    It actually ended up being $184,000:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719924/Dispute-184-000-donations-homeless-student-resolved.html
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  3. Originally posted by A College Professor A sincere apology:North-Korean style with lots of real crying



    All apologies should be like North Korean Great Leader funerals.
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  4. He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car.
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  5. Originally posted by Grimace A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.

    This is what I don't get when people (redditors) say to me, "How would you feel if someone did that to you?" Of course I'd feel shit. That's how I know it makes THEM feel shit, lol, which is why I can find it so fun/funny. Do these retards actually think I'm not comprehending that it makes them feel a certain way?
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  6. Is it because you are never hungry due to meth?
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  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I've had the urge, but I can't bring myself to jerk off with a wet shitty asshole. There'd be twice as much to clean up, and then I'd either cross-contaminate jizz into my asshole or shit into my dick.
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  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?

    this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy



    this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.



    here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls





    all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.

    i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.

    does this shit even have a name or what.

    WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS

    stop being such a bitch about it...that is all perfectly normal. go to the store, get some maxipads or insertable tampons, and read the instructions. dont be so stressed and relax...all little girls go through the same thing when they hit puberty and start their periods.
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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?

    this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy



    this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.



    here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls





    all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.

    i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.

    does this shit even have a name or what.

    WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS




    .
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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grimace 1/4th?

    global _start

    _start:

    ; sock = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, 0)
    ; AF_INET = 2
    ; SOCK_STREAM = 1
    ; syscall number 41

    push 41
    pop rax
    push 2
    pop rdi
    push 1
    pop rsi
    cdq
    syscall
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grimace I don't know. Sometimes you can find a used board on eBay or something for super cheap, then its worth it. Other times, you can't find your particular revision.

    Swollen caps are bad caps, so are the ones around them. Replace all of the caps and you probably have a fine board.

    That system is like a 72 pinto. When it dies you don't throw away time and money you replace it.
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grimace I specialize in REMOVING malware and DECRYPTING what ransomware I can with removal tools available (outside of hardware repair, my mainstay). Lots of malware show tell-tale signs that the average user would never know something weird is going on. Zeus malware comes to mind. Huge spike in svchost.exe, which Windows uses for lots of things. Changes host file data and establishes a proxy.

    I think it's neat you're so into malware. That's a whole world in it's own. Glad you enjoy it. I might have questions for you sometime.

    Sure thing fam. And yeah, malware is neat. Also if svchost.exe doesn't have services.exe as process that started it, you're fucked. Lol. Something to look out for at least, in any case i haven't worked with Zeus so IDK how it invokes processes.
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  14. Going to sleep, and then leaving early tomorrow for my flight. Never left the country before. Hell, barely even left my room.

    Am I nervous? Yeah. But... this is good. This is living life. This is doing something.

    I promise I'll actually leave my hotel room and do stuff lol.

    Talk to you guys later.
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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Watch this.

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  16. Originally posted by Grimace (BTW, we all dream. Whether we remember it or not is irrelevant.)

    YOU MOTHERFUCKER

    I came in here to say this
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  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It was on Ps1 on the graphics blew my mind back then.

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  18. Originally posted by Grimace I wish I had more time for these seemingly fun as fuck games. :(

    Lol, same here. Just got FO4 and far cry 4 and I have about an hour of free time per day to play them

    that's enough time to walk about halfway to your next objective
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  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm done with FIFA after they patched it again. I can't adapt that often....

    Uhmm, I ordered STEEP and Dirt 4 just to relax. I also got Dragon Ball Fighterz (Z?) to get serious on. Looks like a dope ass game. There was a 2D DBZ game before on PS2 and it was amazing. Can't wait to play the shit out of that.
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  20. Originally posted by Fox Paws I vaguely remember disliking you. Might be thinking of someone else though, like poast bortem or komokazi or something

    how could you hate poast bortem?! you never saw that video where he harassed the homeless chick and stole her stuff, then she ran to the roadside screaming "HELP ME! HELP!!!" hahahahhaha.
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