Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Barbara and George were interesting people. Barbara supposedly a daughter of Aleister Crowley - conceived during a pretty intense magical ceremony. George HW also into some occult stuff, Skull and Bones and the like.
I feel like an elite should be into magic and occultism. It's a good aesthetic.
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2018-04-23 at 1:23 AM UTC
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Successful B and E today
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
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Originally posted by Grimace
these are things beyond you. before you. all that. Lanny would understand.
Lanny - I will wait for my custom user title until other people who have asked first get theirs. It’s only fair. Hopefully by then, more people will like me. Ha
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2018-04-21 at 10:57 PM UTC
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mq is a 33 year old man child
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
The irony in your title for this thread is physically painful.
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I like bald girls with no eyes.
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Black hair and blue eyes is nice.
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2018-04-20 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Eating meat exclusively
Originally posted by Zanick
Unless you're a cat, I'm going to live a lot longer to assail your position than you mine. Actually, even if you are a cat.
Yeah but he will have killed way more animals than you saved by being vegetarian, so he wins
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2018-04-20 at 5:06 PM UTC
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Eating meat exclusively
This is probably already a thing, but either way I'm getting on board. My objective is to essentially cancel out a vegan or vegetarian, so that basically their whole stance is meaningless and every time they take a bite into a head of cabbage or whatever it is they eat, they'll know that I am somewhere out there taking the same sized bite into a raw slab of snow leopard meat or whatever I have available at the time.
I also happen to be a cat. And I can't die.
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering
That's the Gimmick of Grimace©
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Originally posted by Grimace
He's just angry and jealous, Enter. He's frantically drawing at draws from little snippets of things he picked up in Tinychat from years ago to try and formulate a reply with enough GRAVITAS to match my CRUSHING REBUKE, but he can't.
§m£ÂgØL believes that whole experience he EMBARRASSINGLY refers to as "hitchhiked into conception", is his life's work. Like it's some artistic, MOVING PHRASE. He has no idea how gay, how unbelievably CRINGE inducing that phrase is. He thinks it's SUCH a good summary of the events that occurred. So PROFOUND and HEAVY. What a BUMBLING, DITHERING IDIOT!
How thick, immature, irresponsible, and devoid of foresight can a man in his mid 20's be? I'll answer that for you: BEYOND ALL UNDERSTANDING. He is a FUCK UP in literally EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. They're not even GOOD fuck ups or INTERESTING MISTAKES. They're just PITIFUL and RETARDED actions, with EQUALLY STUPID reactions.
§m£ÂgØL is WEAK like GRUEL. He is a VANILLA LOAF PUSSY.
His personality and depth of character are WATERY and without SPINE or SUBSTANCE. Dry, tasteless, WEAK, and UNINTERESTING!
I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering
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Originally posted by gumbo
The book was like 10,000 characters and was the start of me beginning an actual writing career that nets me 500+ a month just a year after publishing my first book.
$500/mo now? You said $100 then $200 then $300. You're steadily growing your fanbase month after month?
Also that's nowhere near what JK Rowling makes. Fuckin loser.
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Originally posted by gumbo
You literally killed someone by selling them drugs you said you knew they couldn't handle, and went to prison for it. Then you got out, reverted to alcoholism for a few years till probation was over, and now you shoot up your cat's prescriptions. You by your own admission have no friends, and wouldn't even see fuckbiscut when he traveled across the Atlantic to see you, because YOUR WIFE told you it was a bad idea. You talked for hours to him about all the places you'd bring him and then when he finally got to the US, you BAILED because you are completely cucked by your wife.
None of that is funny though. The murdering thing is actually kind of beta.
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Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Originally posted by gumbo
*wimpy wimpers pankrats ruined my life*
that nigga DO be fly tho!
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2018-04-17 at 2:18 AM UTC
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How would you deal with this?
Originally posted by Kinkou
Jesus I can’t believe I watched that whole thing
and that's all you have to say after watching it, you fucking boring, balding whore?
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2018-04-17 at 1:39 AM UTC
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Pluto!!!
Originally posted by Grimace
I remember when I was a preteen and I pluto'ed so fucking hard, man. Remember???
Dude. Remember when as a preteen you'd have birthdays and all they were was a night of staring at pictures of Pluto and holistically worshipping it for weeks on end with minimal food and water ?? Cutting yiurself?? Remember that Grimmy?????
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Yeah, §m£ÂgØL isn't in love with me. I honestly don't believe he ever was. I just think he's obsessed and butt hurt and struggles to move on.
He might try his damnedest to make me feel like a piece of shit, but his bullshit rolls off me like water. Its when he wants to drag personal shit I confided back in the day here, or tell half truths where I get pissed, or where the context of such is so fucking wrong. I don't really care though. I asks many times to just move along and pretend like we never met each other or lived together and if then he wants to give me shit, fine, I don't care.
Fuck, I've been accused of sending him death threats. Which I fucking have not, on everything I hold dear. I dont have time nor desire for that shit. If I wanted someone dead, I'd just do it. Fuck threatening. The only threat he's ever had from me has been legal in nature. That's it. I even tried to hep figure out and clear my name several times, but I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. This last time he contacted me and asked me to do shit regarding that- I literally was hospitalized that night. When I got out I contacted to explain and was going to do what he asked until I got the reply "nice". I don't really care anymore. I know I didn't and am not doing shit and have never nor would never threaten anyone's life. Not from emails especially. For fucks sake before that reply I was stupidly thinking of giving my PW to my email to that faggot so he could see for himself I fucking am not sending shit from it. Honestly I feel I'm being fucked with over that shit.
Whatever. It is what it is. Still doesn't explain why he harasses me over post that aren't even relevant to just be an ass, or randomly insults me in threads I post in just for the fuck of it with no valid reason other then him being an asshole. Its sad really. I hope he gets help to move on.
He's mad that you turned out crazy as hell cause that pussy blew his mind
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
Ohh yeah my bad I was talking about hydro. So yeah I was wondering if the new one was a heffer like her. He also said the chick that’s flirting with him at work is also pretty plus size. I think §m£ÂgØL might be a bonafide chubby chaser
That's all he can get. At least I've never fucked a fat chick, whereas §m£ÂgØL's fucked at least 2 fat chicks and a fat man lmao.
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Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
My vote is yes, he's clearly a broken hearted little smeagol, and it's clearly gotten beyond pathetic.
I guess all the other bitches don't talk about illegal shit and spirituality (as if he has a soul, lol) and have their boyfriends fuck him in his ass the way she did.
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and then her boyfriend banged him in the ass.
lul
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Honestly these Totse hoes be throwing it back, pussy be crazy. I don't blame you.
She probably no condom, reverse cowgirled his shit, deepthroated & swallowed, talked dirty as hell.. for his first time fuckin. It's gonna take a while.
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