Originally posted by RestStop
I like /nosleep and /Stims but then again I'm a meth head who likes creepy stories.
Stims is comfy as fuck. I've never read a no sleep story that was actually creepy though. Redditors have such shit taste.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
lol
since when do you say lol
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im unorthadox, yeah? i dont live by "the rules"
live fast, die young? sure, live fast... live too bloody fast sometimes but die young? DIE OLD.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
By the way... Bill Krozby also called Lanny fat. Cooincidence??
lol
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> Panny talking about Lanny banning unfairly
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Listen you FUCKERS in advance: all you fuckin' fuckers ready to make fun of me
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU DONT KNOW ME
TRY WALKING A MILE IN MFUCKING SHOES BEFORE YOU SAY I HAVE AUTISM, YOU FUCKIN PAKI FAGGOT
ALRIGHT NOW DOWN TO BRASS TAX:
that party was FUCKIN.,..
well it was okay actually.
but no girls paid any attention to me really. :( only married, unsexual chicks talked to me, and some stupid cunt kinda talked to me I guess, but she came with her byofriend,.
oh god i am SO fucking wasted.
uh what else happened.
oh there was a really hot guy there and he GOT COMPLETELY NAKED, LIKE DOWN TO COMPLETE NUDITY AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE LIKE "WOOOO! OMFG" and ill tell you, it certainly made me feel like an ugly idiot.
anyway uh yeah.
so it was okay. not completely bad, but not good.
i wish I was either rich or handsome. :(
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Grimace
You shitposted/posted every time a thought entered your mind/posted for the sake of boosting your post count.
I think if Lanny disabled the feature that allowed users to view their own post count, shallow fuckers such as yourself would stop making such a big deal about post count and perhaps the quality of what was posted might improve. Back on totse, it was displayed with every post like a badge of honor, so some fuckers used that as a reason to post a shitload of garbage. I can't recall anyone with sincerity that thought, "I need to boost my post count, better post an assload of legit, quality threads and replies full of information!"
URINATE ALL OVER MY BARE CHEST, IN THE TUB.
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Originally posted by Grimace
Why doesn't anyone just "smoke weed" anymore? Like, no one "smokes joints" or "smokes bowls". They smoke "dabs" and "wax" and all this fancy shit. I guess it's a "back in my day!" post. :(
I do. Wax and dabs and shit are too high tech. Smoke the green, straaaaaight up.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
1. what is a navi
2. 50mbps is a wireless standard, don't use wireless if at all possible
3. if you need to use wireless (ie. you're hard gay) you need to use a faster wireless standard, 802.11N or AC
4. 50 megaBITS per second equates to around 6 megaBYTES per second - 8 bits to a byte
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2017-12-30 at 3:57 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
Originally posted by Enter
This is just what people who want there to be a god tell themselves due to their fear of death.
That literally makes no sense in relation to what I said.
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2017-12-30 at 3:57 PM UTC
in
I denied God today.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
Whats the difference?
None if you believe weed or the Tao or Kim Kardashian created everything.
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2017-12-30 at 3:41 PM UTC
in
I denied God today.
Atheism is extremism. I doubt you're actually an atheist. Being sure there isn't a god is just as absurd as being sure there is one.
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2017-12-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
People use God and religion as a way to calm themselves over their fear of death. They use it as an explanation for why they're here.
But today I realized something: atheism and nihilism gives me that effect instead.
I was having a panic attack, questioning what type of god would do this to us, why we're here, what we are, etc... when suddenly the concept of atheism calmed me down. After this, I'm dead. That's the end. There will be nothing more to worry about when this fucking horrific existence is over.
On a slightly unrelated note, I've been reflecting on this past year, and "resolutions" for the next. I know it's cliche, but I've decided to be grateful for what I actually have. Instead of whining about not having money, not having girls like me, etc etc... acknowledge that I DO have a lot of goods things in my life that others don't. Learned that lesson from American Dad.
*Actor smiles in the crowd, and I gently nod with a returned smile*.
Also going to try to appreciate each day more, instead of waking up at twelve and just trolling reddit all day.
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2017-12-30 at 7:37 AM UTC
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People who say 'lit'
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I'd stick him in the garbage press
fyi I read this is an allusion to gay sex
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2017-12-24 at 6:56 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by Grimace
That was nice and all, but at the end of the day, you're still a whore. A low-class, bottom of society whore. It's easy to be a whore. You just share your hole. It requires no education, no discipline, nothing. You just spread your legs. It was very cute reading your justification for being a low-class whore, but you are so disillusioned by your own bullshit, you can't see what you are. Or maybe you don't want to. You're a bottom of the barrel, low-class, shit-streak on society. A bottom-feeding whore who has a sense of self-worth.
You are also the one who took §m£ÂgØL's virginity. I don't know if you're just that much of an egotistical whore to "get another one under your belt" or if he is that fucking retarded to fuck a morbidly obese prostitute for his first time and then go on to believe he impregnated her and write a shitty book about it, and all that embarrassing nonsense.
The story of hydromorphone is a sickening, embarrassing tale of a fat woman, whoring out her holes to anyone who will accept, and she thinks she's "all that". §m£ÂgØL does too.
someone post her fucking pictures ffs. the ridiculousness of a self-admitted harlot pandering her wares to complete strangers without posting visual aids (pun...or no?) is an off-the-scale affront to all of human sexuality.
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Originally posted by Grimace
One of the best albums I have ever heard by any band, ever. Hate or love The Smashing Pumpkins, few can deny the masterpiece this album was and still is today. Fucking beautiful.
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One of my favorite albums when I was 12 years old. I should relisten.
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2017-12-23 at 12:47 AM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
"i'm 99% sure i know who the father is"
hydro you were 100% sure you thought §m£ÂgØL was the father of your last child, and that had only come down to two different guys
jesus christ
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