I'm on my last beer

1. 2018-06-05 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   I drank all the boulevard and then the pbr and now I'm on my last beer. All I have left is tequila and god help me I'm going to drink it because I just want to go to that restless feverish sleep place and wake up tomorrow maybe not any better off than I am right now. I don't know why my roomates don't kick me out, maybe its because I won't drink their gay ass marhgarita bullshit. I switch to being between on the verge of teers to laughing my ass off about idkw, mostly I feel bad for my guitar which has stuck with me through many sad old country songs and will still be seen with me. Your the best and never a nigah. I hope this tequila will knock my ass out but just so you know, my dad thinks you're all pussies and I'm ashamed to agree with him.
2. 2018-06-05 at 12:05 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Your dad has a small dick. Drink that fuckin tequila.
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3. 2018-06-05 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Kinks Your dad has a small dick. Drink that fuckin tequila.

   
   Lol
4. 2018-06-05 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   lol maybe, but i'm taller than my dad and got them ancient ass genetics son
5. 2018-06-05 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   I prolly got a few beers left to go.
6. 2018-06-05 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   So you guys are like cavemen or something?
7. 2018-06-05 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cavemen with limited beer.
8. 2018-06-05 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   <--city guy, plenty of beer.
9. 2018-06-05 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Werewolf of London?
10. 2018-06-05 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I don't drink.
    
    You feel like death the next day
11. 2018-06-05 at 12:40 AM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    My beer is gone but i did eat stir fry that I cut up the vegetabvles for, so I did my part, I'm now waiting for my roomates to leave to kitchen so I can get the tequila because if I get it in front of them they will think I'm going too far, im glad I live with such insufferable pussies because im too hardcore by myself.
12. 2018-06-05 at 12:41 AM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I don't drink.
    
    You feel like death the next day

    
    No, cocaethyline makes you feel like death the next day.
13. 2018-06-05 at 12:42 AM UTC

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I don't feel like death the next day, I just don't want to go to work.
14. 2018-06-05 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    I think I'd kill for a drink right about now but fighting through all the urges I'm feeling at this moment.
15. 2018-06-05 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Madman My beer is gone but i did eat stir fry that I cut up the vegetabvles for, so I did my part, I'm now waiting for my roomates to leave to kitchen so I can get the tequila because if I get it in front of them they will think I'm going too far, im glad I live with such insufferable pussies because im too hardcore by myself.

    
    They just don't want you keeping them up all night, sluring and yelling at polka dotted elephants. and barfing all over the living room carpet.
    
    I would just go into my roof, lock the door, put on headphones and listen to Rush, Caress of Steal, to fall asleep and get up in the morning to see how much damage you created. I wouldn't piss and moan about it.