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Posts by Mernard Banning

  1. I am not an alt.
  2. Is Malice still a lolbergtarian?
  3. I was 14 stone last time I weighed myself, haven't weighed recently, it's probably a bit less.
  4. No, only off your mum's arse cheeks then I give her my unicorn horn. Ask her.

    Still not an argument. It'd be good to have the forum up, may even draw in more people. I'd like to see this forum become more active, not necessarily with the same old posters we had but new likeminded ones that made totse the place sticking out in and against a world of controlled and managed news, views and ideas. You can take your fedora and cram it up your arse if you don't agree.
  5. lol, I'm a div. I read "houston" and thought it was his location.
  6. POF full of attention seekers with glitter and foundation blown up their arses, mugs game, same with tindr even though it's easy. The women are just so boring and hypocritically frigid. Swinging scene is where it's at, I've never had so much fun or met so many interesting people. If I end up with someone though I'm hoping she's bisexual and just plays with other women and brings them into play with me too, not gonna let no bloke fuck my wife unless his wife's hotter than mine and we swap lol.
  7. Not an argument and just your opinion.
  8. Report to DVLA, they'll clamp his car and declare it untaxed. He'll have to pay a hefty fee to get it unclamped and an even bigger one if they take it away to be crushed if he falls out of the time limit for paying the fee. I'm glad some dickhead didn't randomly do it to me haha, I'd not had my road tax renewed since August 2015, boy was that a shock when I checked in Feb when I thought "hmmm, don't remember paying this for a while". Paid it now lol.
  9. Well your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.

    I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.

    There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P
  10. Ever seen the London skyline? It looks fucking awful.


    I'd like to give Roger Scruton some Acetone Peroxide, RDX and a detonator and have London built from scratch.
  11. Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this I've had a couple guys hit me up on dating sites that set up there profiles as women.. so they can view straight guys and they are always offering xanax or to smoke me out with meth.. and they are relentless they are always like "lol haha nah fool I'm not gay bro.. dude. wtf.. wanna eat some pills and chill and let me suckle on ur tip bro?"

    Lol, never had anything that extreme, not accidentally found yourself on grindr have you?

    Funniest one I had was someone on fabswingers who'd set up a fake profile as a woman, messaging me, gave me a number and then blatantly obviously a man putting a woman's voice on. Was weird as fuck but made me laugh and I had to give the bloke credit for trying but then reported him and got his account closed.
  12. That's not very PC, the word you're looking for is curvy :o

    Tell you what though, the bigger lasses give good blowjobs. Pussies are a bit warmer too.
  13. I always used to die a little on the inside when I'd read a zoklet post. But yeh man, some dickhead bus wanking driver pulled into the fast lane of the motorway doing fucking 40 mph when I was tonning it down giving it beans, fucker nearly made me crash AND make me miss my turn off for work, the cheeky fucker.

    you ever get those times where you're at the top of the stairs and get dizzy when you turn and you're too close to the stairs? That shit is scary!
  14. Originally posted by infinityshock fags hit on fags because they know they're fags, you fag. fags don't hit on straight guys because they know theyre straight.

    You'd be surprised actually. Even the amount of so-called "straight" guys who want to be discreet and suck another bloke's cock, the forbidden fruit aspect of it turns the filthy fuckers on. Gays are more promiscuous in general, the swinging queers are even worse and go to weird lengths to try and seduce straight men. They don't typically get far and in my experience they're looked at with scrutiny even in the swinging scene. They always start the message with "I know you're straight, but" and then some variation of "you can just use me" or "you don't have to do anything, I just suck your cock, k". It's fucking annoying as hell, I just block all single blokes now.
  15. I could understand the face being blanked out and being kept private if the woman had her tits hanging out as not all and sundry needs to or should see it; people like to keep their private and kinky lives separate, they only share face pictures with who they trust, this goes even on swinging websites as there are a ton of nosey fuckers who lurk the internet and a lot of people with sour grapes who would use the information against them. It's OP's prerogative either way to keep his missus anonymous, but I am gonna say you could have atleast got her to actually get her baps out for us.
  16. I did briefly consider if it was a false flag to once again delay Brexit but I don't know and literally do not care. I don't like muslims, nor do I like or trust our government so I would put nothing past them. I shall refrain from commenting again until I've looked at the evidence.
  17. Lad just report them and their businesses to the tax man and report him/his family for employing illegal immigrants. Chances are you'll sting them for something whether it's not paying road tax, insurance or some other dodgy dealing. Hate the arrogant cunts, no qualms playing snide and dirty tactics on them. To hell with kids games of smashing their windows or their teeth in (too easy), the courts are in their favour and they'll just harp on about hate crimes for week after week and the BBC will put on a proganda piece of integrated "British" muslims.

    Nothing says "fuck off" like getting them deported or stung financially. Play smart, chances are your local neighbours don't like them that much either.
  18. Goes without saying, when I used TC in the past I used to write my passwords down and keep them hidden.
  19. Nationalist, but I'm a bit more liberal on what people do in their spare time so long as they don't try to make people accept them or strong arm the government to bully people into saying nice things about them "or you go to jail". Completely against hate speech laws and stupid politically correct shite like that. Massively for restricted or halted immigration and believe many need to go live somewhere else (and they can take the whiny, limp wristed, white lefties with them), strong dislike of islam and judaism in particular (although not fond of christianity either). Traditionalism has its place but so does liberty. I dislikme LARPers on both sides of the political field, people literally do not care about ideology but policies which affect their daily lives.

    I hate terms like conservative, liberal, fascist because none accurately sum me up. I love my country, its culture, history and the people who made it what it was and can one day become again.
  20. Originally posted by Sophie VeraCrypt. It kind of comes with a "2 partition" feature. They call it a hidden volume. You have one volume encrypted with a pass belonging to it and another inside of it with a different pass. When you mount the volume and input the pass for the outer volume only the outer volume and it's content will display, this is for plausible deniability. So you can say: Look officer, i gave you my password, nothing there just some private banking info. Or something like that. Then you keep all your actually sensitive material in the inner volume. Which opens only when you provide the pass that belongs to it.
    VeraCrypt, a fork from TrueCrypt, continues its development. This is technically illegal (as the TrueCrypt software license does not allow forks), but there is little chance of the original TrueCrypt developers launching a lawsuit against VeraCrypt.

    VeraCrypt, TrueCrypt's successor. Is cross-platform and has a TrueCrypt compatibility mode for those with old TC disks.


    Sounds like it's worth looking into.
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