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Posts by Mernard Banning

  1. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Just searched "fancybear"
    ok this definitely isn't my cousin

    Is it true then that when you open an image on an imageboard you can be infected?
    I was just on /pol/ and made the mistake of opening an image from some poster with an israeli flag

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  2. Find out if it's him, if it is then garrote him.
  3. With a passion. The only other people I genuinely hate aside from them are pakis and anybody who kisses jedi arse.
  4. Originally posted by Daily

    Guilty as fuck when I was a teenager, used the excuse my sis was watching it anyway.

    I liked the Murder in mind series the BBC did in the early 00s, the concept was good although sometimes the actors weren't always the best.

    I don't watch a lot of TV, when I do it's usually the horror channel or Dave (solely for old Top Gear).
  5. Glad to hear I helped you out in that way. I still have the itch and urge with a lot of Bad Ideas (I blame reading Order of Nine Angles material for this) even though I have a modestly good life.

    I am lucky to be with a partner who is into fringe subjects and acknowledges race differences and racism being necessary at times. I am more tactical in terms of how I convery and carry out my political beliefs and eventual aims. Hint: National Action and most white nationalist groups are state funded spies and purposefully portray a silly image to the public and doesn't mention local issues that people actually care about. UKIP was the thing to get behind when needed although it is now dead, still I voted for them locally lately and doing so contributed to the unseating of Ranjit Banwait and funnily enough being the only region that UKIP gained seats.

    I would run as an independent politician at some point focusing on local issues like potholes and all the boring local crap which actually immediately impacts people, the issues of banking (which only Farage, Godfrey Bloom and even fucking Jeremy Corbyn have only dared to mention and repeatedly bring focus to) as well as immigration and the impact on public services. Problem is finding the time to do all of this, it is something I find goes by very quickly these days.
  6. Originally posted by Misguided Russian Totse for me consisted of licking the butter in HB, and occasionally having group phone chats. We may or may not have trolled some Walmarts by getting on their in-store announcement system and yelling nigger.

    I was an 05 or something n00b when the flood gates were opened.

    Classic, it was so easy to get diverted through to the intercom those days; think most stores changed this process when bomb threats were becoming more common through the method.

    I joined 06 but obviously lurked before (like everyone else and their pet cat did).
  7. Yeah I would have thought so too many years ago. Don't get me wrong some people can have terrible or disappointing experiences in swinging or never really get a foot into the lifestyle properly and some disgusting stuff can go on, but I'll go on record as saying you've barely even lived until you've been involved in an orgy (this is still my top turn on over everything).

    If there's something you don't like you can always just say no and walk away. I literally did this once when playing with a couple and a nigger put his foot in the door after we'd finished talking with him and they invited him in, I was just like "nope, not something I do" and left the room and went socialising with other people in the club and probably played but it was well over a year ago and I can't remember the whole night.
  8. I got a lot of inspiration from JFLC and seeing dread_lord get wound up by genuine jedis (manifesto, The Better Vision) for that.

    At the risk of sounding like I'm pleasuring my ego (I partly am), how did I influence you? I've had this said about me by a few people even when I was a teenager, not always for "good" reasons either.
  9. You have to have an "I can always get someone else" when you break up with someone and even during your relationship, try it and you'll find yourself acting less like someone who apologizes for the slightest bit of upset and more like somebody with a spine. Or is that just me and I'm weird? I think swinging put that into my mind that I can always go back to doing it, were things to ever go sour.

    Quick question, was the "we gonna have a baby" a last attempt to try and piece together a broken relationship? One of the worst decisions couples can make in that situation, tbh.

    Don't look back, move on and stop fucking getting back with her. It's one strike policy with me, don't know why it isn't with other people aside from the fact that they realise they get some material benefit out of it and then just end up using each other and never truly being happy.
  10. Also known as King of the world.
  11. Update: I ended up meeting a couple at my usual club not long after writing the post over a year ago. Long story short, me and the wife hit it off from the beginning and had an amasing night in general and ended up in a fivesome. I visited their home a few times following the first meet with them at the club, the 3rd meet with them I took my violet wand with me and this was then my foot in the door to BDSM and kinky play.

    Met a few more times but her husband didn't like the fact she was giving more attention to me and was always kissing me. I messaged with both of them on kik so I agreed I'd back off a little bit, but this didn't deter his wife at all. At one of the party nights at the club he'd agreed that I'd take her to a separate room and have some fun with her, but only for an hour (I know, can;t beleive I agreed to it). But I did and it wasn't as great as the previous encounters.

    Shortening the story further, she and her husband had been having troubles due to him being dishonest and suddenly wanting her to stop swinging because he didn't actually like it (when he said he did). She came over to the club alone on a night I was there, I'd been playing with some people in the dungeon but I twigged on what she really wanted and took her to a room and we started playing with each other and having sex. I then took her back to mine and we had more sex until about 4 in the morning. She eventually left her husband and I am now with her over a year onwards and we both no longer swing.

    It was some of the best times of my life and I'll always look on them fondly and always have time to socialise with swingers and likeminded people, but I am content and happy with my life and my partner.

    Yeah, I may have cucked someone, but it wasn't exactly difficult as he is very pathetic and spineless. I howled like a motherfucker when I found out he is now dating a fat nigger with 4 kids.
  12. Wazaaap
  13. Originally posted by infinityshock keep that up, the universe is going to fuck you.

    you cant always bang 8/10s - 10/10s without banging some of the 1/10s and 2/10s to keep the equilibrium of the universe

    I've had my fair share of 4/10s that let you jizz in their eye sockets to last me a life time tbh. I know what you mean though, but I have become much pickier since I know I can pull the stunners.
  14. Originally posted by infinityshock they wouldnt even let you in.

    99.9% of those clubs are 'couples and women only'

    ive never even heard of one that lets single males in
    They do it on certain nights at many clubs in the UK. The other week when I went in Stoke for a brithday bash on the Saturday I wa slucky enough to be asked along by someone I met on a Friday I went a previous time. They also limit number of single blokes at most places and you have to call up first and let them know you plan on going.

    The one 5 mins from me lets single blokes in all the time.

    i know how they work. i always block out my pics for that reason, and because of the fucking pic-thieves.
    Are you on fab as well?
  15. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Is it okay to have a mental disorder?

    Yeah, so long as it's not the disease which makes a person ethnically jedi or an inbred paki.
  16. I didn't intend for it to be an erotic novel, just a detailed version of the first time as I remember. I've become a bit pickier since swinging since I've seen so many gorgeous women and chatted them up and then a ton of munters. I came to this realisation about 2 months back when I let this older woman who had a proper busted face suck my dick and it just wasn't doing anything, there's no point putting yourself into a situation where the bint is so bad you can't even get hard, never mind cum. I only go for what I'd consider to be 8/10 - 10/10 now, that includes having a sense of humour and being a good kisser. If convo is shit for some reason I get turned off, unles sit's a gang bang then I just whip my meat out and get to work.
  17. Less competition for women, the dirty ones will give each other HIV/AIDS and die; some of them are okay too.

    Hate the faggot politics and LGBT movement though, which actually makes a mockery out of gays and makes more people dislike them. That movement are what commies used to call useful idiots and are expendable to the people running the movement.

    I'm a lot more moderate on this than I used to be. I dislike that many are lefties; I can partly understand why because the "right" has alienated them and the alt-right is too autistic and not serious enough to even mention as viable politics that could ever reach out in any proper meaningful way to the public. But it doesn't make me dislike lefties any less. It's less a problem with queers and more with lefties in general.

    I literally do not care... although I'd be a bit disappointed if I only had the one son and he wasn't passing his genes on.
  18. Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    They don't allow phones/cameras in the clubs, for privacy reasons, which is where I usually meet. Next time we're in a private room I'll mention it with my regular couple I play with now. Faces will be starred/blacked out for obvious reasons though I'm afraid.
  19. Polygamy is my fantasy and something I aim to do. I don't have the problem of too much jealousy or having multiple women because I'm a swinger.
  20. The thread has to be made. Funnily enough, I don't even remember there being a thread on totse about swinging, nevermind zoklet which upon reflection is quite surprising to me given the background of the website for those with a different take on life from the norm and there being quite a number of older aged members being there.

    When I first went to a swinger's club 5 minutes from where I live, I'd have never imagined that I'd be going back week after week, attending socials and throwing myself right into the swinging scene; I'd automatically pegged them down as cuckolds, degenerates and old faggots. Well, some of them are, especially your parents; but back to being serious, it opened up a world I feel I have truly missed out on for a good number of years. My first initial thought and comment to a friend about swinging was "hey I'm horny, I've left working with you fuckers now so don't give a fuck, I wanna go to this club tomorrow night, single blokes are allowed in, do you want to come for a laugh". He took me up on the offer and we went to one towards the back end of November 2016.

    When I first got through the door I didn't let on to the staff it was my first time going to a club as I didn't even know for sure if I'd stick around long, no sooner as I got upstairs there was a gorgeous, young blonde woman with killer heels on which rounded the shape of her already ample arse, barely covered by her plaid mini skirt. I just gave my made the nudge with my elbow and a wink "she ain't bad is she?". The more I went on exploring the venue throughout the night the more I came to realise that it wasn't just old people who swing, there is a sizeable amount of young people who are also doing it now and I do mean young; it's not too out of the ordinary to meet couples and some single ladies in their 20s, although I'd gone there in mind of finding a MILF and still wanted this.

    I had spoken to women in the past and had relationships and even a couple of one night stands, but was a bit nervous to strike up conversations with people at first as just going up to a couple and complimenting their wife or gf was out of the ordinary to me. After many 7 Ups and browsing around I split off from my friend who was talking to the DJ about the songs he was playing and I decided to go to the cinema downstairs which was playing your generic, shitty porno with fake tittied and stoned women who you could tell probably weren't enjoying their shoot. The theatre was mainly packed with single men of all ages, some clothed just watching, some with their pants down, some with their flys undone wanking off; the odd couple was in there too but most of them didn't stay for too long, they were giving their partners hand jobs or head but that was about it. After a while there were less people in the theatre and it was more relaxed, so I slipped a hand down my jeans and started tugging. I started to get hard so I undid my belt and dropped my jeans to my ankles and started to wank off to my imagination as opposed to the porn on screen. A couple came and sat behind me in the theatre, an average sized woman (but still in good proportion) with natural dark blonde hair, who looked to be in her late 30s and partner seemed to be early to mid-40s. She was wearing a sparkly grey dress which came just above the thigh, modest black heels, and eventually finding out black satin panties with roses embroided along the top. She looked cute and took my eye, so I averted my attention to her whilst her partner was rubbing her fanny through her panties. She was enjoying this as she put her head back and left out a slight moan that you could only hear if you were pretty close and later started rotating her hips. I was transfixed whilst my hand was pumping away at my cock, it was such a turn on to watch another man's wife and it be totally cool. Eventually she slid her panties down and her fanny was on display. Her labia did not look weathered or beefy at all and had been well maintained, I was impressed. I expected her partner to finger her, but he didn't, he just ran his hand back and forth over the outside and was rubbing it, she was still enjoying this and even more so when he grabbed hold of her lips near her clit and just pulling it up and down, up and down. There was eye contact between me and her whilst this was happening and inbetween her eyes closing. I was still too confused on whether to ask the question if I could get stuck in, but in reflection would say this would have been a perfect opportunity. Never the less, eventually she pulled her punties up and they both left. "I wanted this woman!" I said to myself. Using common sense and not being a creep I waited a little whilst before I left the cinema to go and explore more, otherwise it may look like I was just following them.

    I had completely lost sight of my friend and had no idea where he was, and still to this day do not know if he was playing or what, although he insists he wasn't. By this point it was 1:45am and the club closes at 3:00am, I walked along the main coridoor off from the dance floor and seating area until I came to a room where the owner of the club was sat down giving demonstrations on some of his toys. The one he was showing off at this particular point was a device called a Sybian. It's bassically like a sadle you place on a chair, with fittings of various types, the fitting on at this moment was a huge bulbous fitting. In this room was the couple I'd just seen downstairs. As the owner had just explained how to use this machine and what it does it made for easy conversation with the couple and the lady (whose name I cannot remember if I tried) said she would try it if I sat on it. I asked the owner "that thing doesn't go up my arse, does it?". It got a laugh out of everyone and he told me no, just to rest my balls against it, so I was fine with that and decided to give it a go but leaving my jeans and boxers on. The lady draped her shoulders over me and held me in place whilst the owner of the club played with the dial, causing it to move at different paces. Oh my god, was it a sensational feeling but at the same time felt like my left nut was trying to run up into my stomach. I was a bit overwhelmed and short of breath afterwards and it had given me a stiffy. Now it was the lady's turn to try it, but she took her knickers off and rested her clit against the ball as was directed and I draped my arms over her and she held me close giggling like a naughty slut. The power started to crank up, oh god was she enjoying it, she threw her head back and let out a huge moan, I kissed her on her neck and grabbed hold of her tits whilst the machine was in use. The owner directed me to push and lean her forward a little bit onto it. He then cranked it up very high and had her screaming, moaning and then giggling when he turned the frequency down. She was in bliss. We dared her fella to go on it put he wouldn't. We stood around talking and laughing some more in the room, I then let it out that it was my first time coming here and this delighted her; it had been their 3rd visit. I found out they were a couple from Sheffield, so they had travelled about an hour/hr and a half to come to the club.

    We left the room and went into a dark coridoor, at this point I was following them but they didn't seem to mind; I'd accidentally bumped into her whilst she and her husband were kissing and he was playing with her. She asked who it was so I gave my name and she then asked me what I wanted to do with her. My initial response was that I wanted to eat her pussy, have her sit on my face and then I fuck her if she wanted me to, she and her husband agreed to this. In my mind I thought it was going to be a threesome, nope, when she led me to a curtained room through one end of the dark maze she asked her hubby to sit outside and watch/not let anybody else in. I thought to myself "am I actually about to cuck someone? this goes against everything I believe". Needless to say I let this thought go away and laid her out on the bed and started kissing her, she was a very good and sensual kisser and I started to get hard already, which she'd noticed and giggled at in a seductive manner. We slipped her out of her one piece dress and I carried on kissing her, kissing her on the neck and then started to suck on her ample sized tits, she was loving this as she moaned and kept saying my name. I then made my way down to her satin panties and gave her a quick compliment on how classy and nice they looked on her before pulling them off. I grabbed hold of her leg and ran my hands along it and then up to her left tit which I started to caress, as I used my left hand to part her right leg so I could get a good look at that fanny. I usually do some fingering to get them wet, to squirt and just for my enjoyment before eating a woman out, but this time I just wanted to eat some fanny, so I did my initial quick sniff test to see if she was good to go. There was a slight hint of cherry to go with her natural musk which smelt good. I do some licks but I mainly like to push my tongue to the base of my mouth, push my face right in and then suck, as if I'm eating really juicy fruit; I began eating her out and had her thrusting her hips into my face and moaning, I kept changing the pace and from time to time shaking my head from side to side as if I was saying "no" and making sure I got to taste every bit of her fanny. I then started to work on licking and sucking her clit whilst my nose rested on her pubic area and I was breathing solely out of my nose. She was absolutely loving this, but told me to stop as she didn't want to come yet.

    She told me to lie down. She pulled a condom out of her bag and put it on me, she then positioned herself ontop of me, grabbing hold of my cock and then guided me into her. From here I was thrusting up to match with her movement and at one pointed lifted my hips up off the bed with her and grinded my hips from side to side, before going back down and letting her continue to ride me, letting my dick slide out of her quite a bit before going back in; everytime she did this I could feel her pussy squeezing my shaft as if my dick was being sucked. Oh it was a great a feeling as every other time but this felt so much kinkier. Eventually I needed to cum so she pulled out and she took me in her mouth and swallowed a week's worth of cum. We then cuddled up talking, laughing and kissing until we were asked by another couple if they could use the room (if only they'd have come earlier we could have possibly had a foursome!). After this we exchanged small talk some more and then they went into another room which was on the other side of a see through mirror into the large couples room (where some people happened to be playing). From here I gave my kisses to the female, a hand shake to the fella and a thank you as I thought it was time to be getting home as it was around 2:45am anyway at this point. I happened to see my mate sitting in the seating area of the dancefloor and was telling him what a great night I'd had. He was feigning interest but I now know he jsut wanted to get home.

    I left the club with a huge pussy eating grin on my face and thinking to myself "I really enjoyed that". From there it's been nearly an every week deal for me to go to clubs (mainly that local one). I've also been to a club in Lutterworth and one in Stoke (this one I really enjoy and have made some good friends and playmates at too). It actually wasn't until my second visit to the club for one of the christmas time parties that I'd found out about fabswingers, but it didn't take me long to sign up when I had, it was also this night I met a bloke who was to become one of my best friends (no homo) and one of my wingmen. From there it's just been a continual journey and I've met many different people along the way; single blokes and couples. Some couples as filthy as they come and some who don't play with anybody else but just use it as a cheaper way for a night out, not in a hotel and so they can shag away from the kids. I get the point of wife swapping now isn't really cuckolding either, how can it be? Especially if the other guy's wife is hotter than yours? The blokes who just watch their wife get fucked, yeah they're cucks. As far as threesomes go, of which I've taken part in many with couples as a single man, I don't know if it counts as cuckolding but I don't really give a shit either way. This past Saturday I ende dup meeting with a couple I'd been speaking to online, played in one of the private rooms and then had a fivesome at the end of the night when we'd bumped into a single girl and her date which we liked the look of; which ended up with the front of the cinema getting VERY wet and a massive audience.

    I've many stories to tell, some erotic, some hilarious and I do my best to erase the horrible shit I've seen from my memory.

    The lifestyle makes for great conversations, intrigue from anybody who finds out that I swing, mainly up class and intelligent people and always provides new ideas and motivation. It's a massive confidence booster in general too, even for someone already pretty confident.

    So would anybody here ever consider swinging or do we already have other swingers here?
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