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Posts by Mernard Banning

  1. Tbh I fully advocate crime/theft being commited towards lefty whites, blacks, jedis, muslims, browns and people of an abrahamic faith. Welcome to da jungle, bitches. Well, not so much advocate, but I literally do not care.
  2. I don't have kids, sorry.
  3. Well there's a club I go to that's accomodating for the type of men who want to be little princesses, some people there would be happy to make him squeal like a little girl if he goes on the right day.

    Really, I've heard some the BEST arguments paedos have for their life and way of thinking, I'm talking people who are into it politically and are otherwise smart people. I actually do believe that socially we should give kids more responsibilities so that they can grow up to be normal and not hanging off mummy's apron strings and daddy's wallet up until their fucking mid 30s, but as far as some things go it all boils down to the adult should know better in the end and that a child should maintain some innocence, whether they come off as a slutbag or not (and yeah we all know that slutty 10 year old).
  4. Sorry. You seem like you know what you're doing when it comes to sucking; I never had someone teach me like that...
  5. Some find it easier inside than adjusting on the outside and trying to get back into the mould of civil life. I can understand repeat offenders but the people who actually like being in prison and don't want more freedom confuse the hell out of me. Some really are just stupid and unable to stay out of prison too, they're not who I'm talking about though. The people who purposefully get themselves put back in prison interest me.

    Also gangsta is codeword for retard these days. Mafiosos are gangsters, I'd argue that even Mexican druglords are gangsters, niggers slanging purple drank and selling their neighbour's stolen stereo are retards.
  6. Explain it to me then.

    Yh yh I know the distinction between hebephilia, paedophilia blah blah blah; the law doesn't and neither do the mass public. I really don't get it, kids are moody fuckers at the best of times, even worse than most adult females on the rag, nevermind a teenager. No interesting conversation, whiny voices, poor fashion sense. Aside from the forbidden fruit aspect (in which case just fuck a muslim girl in her dad's Merc-Benz, record it and get her honour killed), I don't see the appeal other than it being illegal. Kids are cute and there are some exceptional kids who aren't irritating or rude as fuck, but I legit want to know aside from a few artificial reasons why there are legit paedos. I'd imagine the sex is shit too.
  7. Originally posted by NARCassist i wouldnt have got away for so long tho if i'd been a big blabber mouth show off tho. prison is full of them. i'd see some go and be back within a few days.

    Some people actually like prison. Weird fuckers.
  8. I don't know many people dumb enough to leave their cars unlocked, but I knew plenty dumb enough to leave them in a bowl at the bottom of the stairs or a hook in plain view from the letterbox. Those who didn't get a cage put on to catch their mail were easy picking to someone with a wooden rod and a magnet attached to the end of it, they could just put it rhough, pick up the keys and there you go, most of them didn't put the immobiliser far from their keys either so they too could be picked up.

    If you get the key it saves so much attention being drawn to you and just makes robbery that much easier. So pickpocket in the day or go looking through peoples' letterboxes late at night.
  9. nipple piercings
  10. *sucks through teeth*
    OH YEAH, BITCHEZ
  11. *sigh* no tricking you kids is there? No wonder they put me on the donut run.
  12. Aside from autism and social anxieties I don't really get paedophiles much these days, they just seem like they're fucking immature arseholes.
  13. On a serious note now though, what's the best encryption software I can use on a drive, one where I can have 2 partions and can give the pass key only to the one I want them to see? I hear TrueCrypt has been compromised for some time.
  14. >15 years old
    >Probably got acne or spots
    >Drama llamas

    Shit taste my friend.

    If you're gonna do that you just start going to mosque and get in with some "good muslims", they all seem to be into that these days, the filthy fuckers.
  15. Yeah I hear that, they all want to be Gordon Ramsey and are just terrible at it. British food gets a bad rep but you can't knock stuff like beef wellington, cottage pie, sheppard's pie,roast beef/sunday roast, toad in the hole and yorkshire puddings and so much more. Certainly better than German cuisine.

    Clotted cream and scones are amazing too.
  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby nigger children would kill that troll and eat the zebra

    tbf they probably would, they're quite good at chucking spears over all these years and that fat arse CF ain't no good at running.
  17. Slice it down the middle and have it as a filling. I'm from the UK we have funny names for stuff; like faggots and spotted dick.
  18. I have, one Easter sermon, but we'd forgotten how boring protestant sermons can be so ended up going out into the hall way, I fondled and played with her kissing her on the side of the neck and on her lips before leading her upstairs to this locked room that they used for the youth activities in the week, I fucked her in there whilst tere was a full congregation downstairs, confiscated her panties afterwards and then we went backc down stairs and I made her sing for jesus with her legs squoze tightly together and a devilish look on my face. Was so kinky doing it in the "house of the lord". Got a mean look off my aunty for being gone for so long, as if she knew what we'd been doing. We don't know to this day if she was too loud and we got heard.
  19. Hackers on cheque drops.
  20. A real troll would eat wild zebra infront of nigger children and keep it all to himself.
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