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Posts by Mernard Banning

  1. Waste of time, filled with instagram whores and snapchat enhancemented cunts with no sense of humour. Try swinging instead, much better
  2. Originally posted by HampTheToker My God won and destroyed it, of course.

    >any god being better than EA or Astaroth
    I find that hard to believe tbh mate.
  3. Fish
    Chips
    Mushy peas/chip shop curry sauce

    Not healthy but oh well. Jacket potato, tuna and mayo will do for today.

    For real though, probably blueberries. You don't make friends with salad.
  4. Not been lumped in with the sociology forum surely? Or am I being stupid and overlooked the location of the actual forum?
  5. It ain't on until I say it's on


    IT'S ON

    I'm eating y'all niggas fasting like it's ramadan
  6. And we literally do not care either. It just makes you suspicious.
  7. Originally posted by RisiR I can barely read but the skin cancer inducing radiation feels great.

    I hope you all are having great days, as well.

    Was just about to make a thread like this, it's a pain trying to read laptop with sun about but my god it was about fucking time to get some good weather and be off work for it. I probably should mow the lawn but fuck it, it'll still be here tomorrow.
  8. "Average" body type, means she's got a CURVE, not curveS.

    "Oh, I'm a right kinky bitch"
    Ends up being a shit kisser

    2/10, would only meet for a social, would not bang.
  9. Originally posted by reject Offer them a tenner for a blow job

    Lol, I went to a spa in Ripley on Wednesday only expecting the usual massage and happy ending, boy you should have seen my face when I ended up shagging both birds (one my age and one a bit older and quite MILFY, good kisser too). I came out smelling of fanny and baby oil, just looked at 2 lads passing and had a laugh from the get go "it's fucking great in there ain't it?" haha.
  10. Also, I used to think DaGuru was laughable with his paranoia of shills and spies, but I have to admit he was more right than not and I've learnt a bit better how they operate now.
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Probably, but it's nice being infamous.

    You won't have that attitude so much in prison. Doesn't matter how much you cover your tracks, opening your mouth makes it that little bit easier and determined to track you down. Bragging made life a lot more difficult for me in the past than it should have been. Isn't it enough to bask in your glory already knowing you've done something naughty?
  12. Do you live in fucking Mexico or somet... oh, Houston, lol. Go cow boy on their ass; rope em, reign em in and hogtie then sell to the highest bidder.
  13. Lol, these guys are still around. NOBODY uses western union anymore, not even scammers, even I'm not out of the loop this fucking much. Western Union bug has and always will be a ripper's myth. Now give the above poster his account back or I shall call the police, as a law-abiding citizen of the world :o
  14. Totse was every 14 year old looking for bombs, sex and quick money. Zoklet was never the same as totse but I stayed for a while and left a year before it shut down. Didn't keep up with the other ones and got to thinking back on life the other day now I have my own home, decent job and a great social life and the interesting people I've met and thinking how I've never been the average kind of guy and before I knew it I was reminiscing about posting in bad ideas, huff raid, the silly night ops threads, everyone arguing with -SpectraL and JFLC trolling the shit out of everybody. I had to look up totse and see if anything similar was still around, thankfully it is as I'm out the loop with "hacking" and security. I've a new found love of liberty again and TOTSE was THE place for it.
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