premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Originally posted by SBTlauien
you're obviously an alt however
ahh, you got me. the reason i have an alt tho is because i suffer from split personality disorder so its not really an alt, its just my faggy alter ego. we don't get on at all coz he's a total fag and a fantasist(not surprising tho, considering his whole existence is just a fantasy, lol), so we agreed to make separate accounts. when i'm the cool me, like i am now i'm narcassist aka mememe. but when the pathetic homodogfucker side of me comes out, he logs out of my account and logs into his captain faggotfuck account and starts posting all his homoautistic faggotry and gets into the most pathetic idiotic arguments with people. he even argues with me, which i know i really should know better, but i really do hate that fucking assbandit fucklord.
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
I will protect her privacy but to put it in simple terms its because I wouldn't eat her out so yes i deserved it
don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.
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2017-08-18 at 7:19 PM UTC
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Posting this from my bathtub
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
where is the signup link for that game
trust me it sucks. cept when faggotface gets bant
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2017-08-18 at 8:22 AM UTC
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where the fuck did sploo go??
like now were just stuck with infaggotry and captain flaccid bullshit for most of the time.
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2017-08-18 at 10:44 AM UTC
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where the fuck did sploo go??
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
No, kill yourself. Just give sploo an Invite. Cancer levels have dropped dramatically since reg closed.
you're the biggest cancer on this site fag. least sploo is interesting, you're just fucking boring.
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2017-08-18 at 8:21 AM UTC
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where the fuck did sploo go??
is he sulking coz we told him his iq tests were bollocks, or did he just get bant again? all you fuckers calling for registrations to be closed to get rid of sploo, scrawney and bling. but look, now its boring as fuck here. i went out for over an hour the other day, came back to see that i was the last person to post anything here.
LANNY, OPEN REGISTRATIONS FOR FUCK SAKE.
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2017-08-18 at 7:27 PM UTC
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Excuse me everyone..
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
And I won the Iron at a laundry mat opening because I'm a winner.
is that laundry mat still open for business? sounds like the owner is the worst businessman in the world.
"that's a great idea, lets give an iron away to one of our customers, so they can iron their own clothes and not have to pay us to do it for them" derp!
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2017-08-18 at 9:08 AM UTC
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Can't afford to.
Originally posted by Totse 2001
I said it won't pay the bills, Bitches!
it can do
https://www.adultwork.com/.
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2017-08-16 at 7:07 PM UTC
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White ppl
list of things black people have given us:
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
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no i was jk pal. hope you do have a nice enjoyable vacation and that the strip search and interrogation doesn't take so long that you miss your flight. enjoy.
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i just smacked my balls around
totally works
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Originally posted by benny vader
i have sensitive skin
what are you, a girl or summing?
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Originally posted by mashlehash
So, you're saying that you leave your significant other underwhelmed?
well you can go too long and then they start getting headfucky ideas about it. i had this girl once after near 2 hours suddenly go 'i think we need to stop, you obviously don't fancy me'. then started asking why i was sleeping with her. i didn't want her knowing i was high on smack so i told her i'd done some E earlier and it was just the effects of that. i don't think she bought it tho. it turned pretty awkward after that, lol.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?
I just want to know how on-point my ears are?
spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.
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it is. having just got out of jail my options are limited atm, until i can get back on my feet. only temporary tho, but to give you an idea what this place is like. they have these on the wall dotted around the house.
nalorex injection, break glass in emergency lol. they've had several OD fatalities in recent years.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
As for my son, if I suicide now, he won't remember me when he's older so it'll be fine.
you think nobody is gonna sit him down when he asks why he hasn't got a mom, and tell him..,
i'm sorry son, but your mom was very mentally ill and committed suicide when you were very young'.but what he will actually hear is...
'i'm sorry son, but your mom didn't give a shit about you enough to stay around and look after you, you obviously never meant anything to her and she obviously had no desire what so ever to want to see you grow up and see what you became with your life. she obviously had no concern pertaining to protecting you from any harm or dangers you may of faced during your childhood, or to seeing to it that you stayed on the right track and were looked after and had everything you needed. or had any interest in just being there for you on all the countless times during your life when you just needed advice, support or encouragement, or for those times when you just needed your mom, like just for a hug, or to show him he's loved like every child needs countless times while growing up and even as an adult. she simply gave no thought to you what so ever'.and as time goes by, in his head that will turn into...
fucking bitch, just leaving me like this. i fucking hate her'.i mean go ahead hydro, do it, you certainly won't regret it if you do. your son on the other hand will regret what you did every day of his fucked up, miserable little life.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Will everyone just make a little vocaroo? If you don't want to show your faces, can i at least hear what you sound like? Thank you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwEwSc4Tsf.
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