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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Casper, Hydro lost a lot of weight and is now around 150lbs at 5'8.

    You're left as the obese person.
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh is that why shes making the rounds?
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hmm, she innately knows her dating market value has increased and that she has a higher chance of snagging someone dumb/desperate enough to support her and her kid. It fits with evolutionary theory.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?

    I just want to know how on-point my ears are?

    The obvious as fuck answer is yes. The truth though, is that it was him inhaling bunny blood through his eye.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice Hmm, she innately knows her dating market value has increased and that she has a higher chance of snagging someone dumb/desperate enough to support her and her kid. It fits with evolutionary theory.

    True dat. Its florida. A single mother with an illegitimate child born of a young hitchhiker shouldnt be a dealbreaker by any stretch.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER True dat. Its florida. A single mother with an illegitimate child born of a young hitchhiker shouldnt be a dealbreaker by any stretch.

    I see you're late to the party, in that, hydro's child was never §m£ÂgØL's, all along. For your health.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Must be a grand world to live in where by virtue of the fact that you have a wet pocket of mucosal membrane between your legs that you may or may not choose to give use of to other people, you can get room, board, money, houses, cars. For every bloated land-whale of a woman, theres some rich indian businesman in front of his webcam somewhere, wiring her $24,000 in "tribute" so he can have permission to touch his penis. A grand world indeed.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I see you're late to the party, in that, hydro's child was never §m£ÂgØL's, all along. For your health.

    Really? :(

    That kind of spoils the whole lore. Way to go, Hydro's egg....fucking loser.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Must be a grand world to live in where by virtue of the fact that you have a wet pocket of mucosal membrane between your legs that you may or may not choose to give use of to other people, you can get room, board, money, houses, cars. For every bloated land-whale of a woman, theres some rich indian businesman in front of his webcam somewhere, wiring her $24,000 in "tribute" so he can have permission to touch his penis. A grand world indeed.

    I have some advice for you pallo

    Put a homemade wet pocket of mucosal membrane between your legs. That was easy.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I have some advice for you pallo

    Put a homemade wet pocket of mucosal membrane between your legs. That was easy.

    If I do, will you finally love me?

    Can i move into your garage?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Really? :(

    That kind of spoils the whole lore. Way to go, Hydro's egg….fucking loser.

    Yeah it was fun while it lasted. Hitchhiked into Conception has a new take.

    I wonder what it would feel like to be told youre a dad, then you take that role and do a really shitty job, and then you're told that you're not actually the dad. I'd feel like a shit stain personally. As opposed to the guy that is an amazing dad and then learns the kid isn't his, like, all the girls in Ellen's lesbian audience what coo over a guy like that, and have a large lesbian with one man orgy with the guy, as well they should.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thats a whole new level of cucked. As much as I love kids, and know id be a solid dad, and as much as I acknowledge the world is already overpopulated....idk if i could bring myself to care for someone else's kid like that.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Thats a whole new level of cucked. As much as I love kids, and know id be a solid dad, and as much as I acknowledge the world is already overpopulated….idk if i could bring myself to care for someone else's kid like that.

    I have a hard time thinking anyone, maybe literally ANYONE, who grew fond of and became a father figure to a kid, thinking it was theirs, would be able to just walk away upon learning it wasn't their kid.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?

    I just want to know how on-point my ears are?

    spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.




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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.




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    It was so obvious I didn't think it was worth mentioning, especially your exhale.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by NARCassist spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.




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    lol. I know that sound well. And lookee here...I can thank now. I did tell you Id owe you one.
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i didn't think it sounded right when i listened to it. also my voice sounds crazy different to how i hear it lol.




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  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by CASPER Im sorry…when you chose to fuck a Mexican teenaged drifter, andwhen you chose NOT be on birth control, and NOT use condoms, and NOT have an abortion and NOT give the child up for adoption…you gave up those rights. You created a life. You dont get to be the victim now. Before that kid was even born, I told you to have an abortion and work on yourself. But for some unknown reason you thought this would make the situation better. You owe it to that kid to not stack any more emotional baggage on top of them. Your single job now is to do the best you can to give this kid a chance to grow up and be functional. If when the kid is 18, and youre still unhappy,and you want to eat a bullet, (and Im still alive and in this dump) I will buy a greyhound ticket to wherever you are, and hand you the gun. But that train has left the station. If you wanted to off yourself, you had half a year to contemplate that before you decided to pop this kid out. And god knows there are some shady abortion doctors willing to take care of business at 30 weeks. You made this choice. As someone who's overweight, a lot of your pain is probably due to your weight. I have a ton of pain throughout the day, and if I lost 30 lbs, a lot of it would probably subside.

    I've lost a ton of weight since my son was born. Shit, I was 20lbs lighter right before he was born than before I was pregnant, and even more after the fact. Im honestly at a relatively normal weight right now, about 160 give or take. It has helped ever so slightly, but not in any tremendous way. Malice can verify this since he's seen me before and after losing so much weight.

    As for what you're saying, don't think I disagree with you. I'm just going to lose him anyway, so it really doesn't matter. I'm losing my independence.The seizures are more and more frequently, and more and more frequently I'm having status epilepticus. My chest pain is more and more frequent and painful, and I really believe I've had a few more since my first diagnosed one back in March 2016. My health is piss poor and is finally circling the drain. This isn't much different than if I'd be killed by my aneurysm going critical.

    Originally posted by CASPER Okay…. PoC and §m£ÂgØL are dangling from a cliff, high above a roiling pit of lava. The lichenous sedimentary rock is quickly slipping beneath their sweaty grasps. You have a length of strong hempen cord and a harness, approximately 30 feet in length, so if you had to choose…


    Who hit dat pussy mo betta?


    Seriously what in the fuck is wrong with you people?

    PoC.

    I'm not sure, just truly damaged goods, I guess.
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Malice Hmm, she innately knows her dating market value has increased and that she has a higher chance of snagging someone dumb/desperate enough to support her and her kid. It fits with evolutionary theory.

    Nah, I'm not like that. I refuse people to make expenditures, and if they do against my protests, I always end up paying them back for it eventually. I'm not good at getting gifts, or having people do anything that constitutes spending money on me. I do the gold-digger thing completely ass-backwards.

    I don't want to be with anyone. My trust is broken. I'm okay with that. I just want to do what's right for my son, and be done this shit show.

    If I wanted to get in good with someone to take care of my kid/have a less shitty life, I already could. I don't want people for the sake of what they can do for me. I only wanted PoC because I'd loved him and carried him in my heart a very long time and only decided not to keep that to myself anymore when he was planning suicide. I didn't want to see someone who's as good a person as he is kill himself when he deserves happiness and a good life, else that would still just be hidden. I know I ended up getting burnt, being the same reason I hadn't wanted anyone else before him, or after. I'm good without anyone loving me, and I actually prefer it. It's a lot less complicated to not be loved than to have someone who says every time you want to die "..but I love you, I need you in my life."

    Post last edited by hydromorphone at 2017-08-14T17:21:17.155263+00:00
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 we have some pretty kickass mountains and not a lot of people. its a good place for your forest homestead



    Post last edited by Discount Whore 2.0 at 2017-08-14T02:16:20.645690+00:00

    Damn nigga, that pretty. Almost makes me want to go to Idaho. Almost.
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