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2017-08-10 at 8:54 AM UTC in WWIII
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You probably sound like a douchebag or burly he-man
My voice is beautiful and sophisticated, unlike your ugly monotone garbles.
well yeah i'm a man, i have a man's voice. you commenting on a voice you've never heard just makes you sound like even more of a fucking idiot. lol.
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2017-06-27 at 8:07 PM UTC in Robbing a bankthey got a beer for that
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2017-08-09 at 4:32 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Not hating on you personally or anything but in all honesty, "The Big Bang Theory" is one of the worst if not THE worst tv show on television. It may be the worst television show that has ever aired in the past decade.
I'm not joking and I'm not exaggerating, I would rather read some of Malice's post for 22 minutes than watch an episode in its entirety.
i know. one of the hells of prison is being locked in a cell all day with only 9 channels, of which only 3 or 4 are any good, and the best choice of all of them to watch is bbt. and malice talks about depression, lol.
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2017-08-09 at 9:27 AM UTC in I've been stalking my current boyfriend for a decade +...
Originally posted by hydromorphone Despite what that faggot §m£ÂgØL has had to say on the matter, since he's butthurt and a man-child, I was offered help by him, even had it forced on me despite me refusing, but I paid that nigger back. I only ever asked but a single time for help financially from him: $80 and it was paid back, even after being told numerous times "don't worry about it", "forget it", "I'm not worried about it, I don't want the money".
I may be a lot of things, I may be fucked up mentally, physically and done some fucked up shit I regret and hold a great deal of guilt and remorse for, even now, but I am not, nor ever have been a gold-digger or been with someone for money, and not because I couldn't have been… I was stalked for a short period of time by this black cowboy who had a fuckton of money, land, cattle, and was right up my alley when it came to horses. He wanted a pretty, down to earth white bitch to spoil and have on his arm. He was a nice guy, but not my cup of tea… he would have been the jackpot as far as gold-digging goes, if that was my agenda. I also supported my ex for the entirety of our relationship. He leeched off of me and my family. He was the gold-digger, honestly. Bled me and them dry eventually, among the other damage and pain he caused.
I'm a giving person. I hate taking from people, or even asking for help when I desperately need it. I could have done a lot of leeching and taking if I was so inclined, but that's not who I am and I couldn't live with myself for doing that to anyone. PoC may come to regret me for other reasons, but leeching or "gold-digging" won't be one of them.
i don't know why you bother replying to posts like that. you don't have to explain yourself to any of these fucktards.
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2017-08-09 at 4:25 AM UTC in I am a rapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-09 at 6:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I decided to put my wall of text in a spoiler button because I don't want to force people to read it or have it take up a bunch of space. It's still so long but I cut so much out. I'll probably shorten it up even more. A lot of it is off track and goes into another topic/person than who the main person and what the main occurene is about. I feel as if it's relavent though, just to add some comparison to the picture. I had a really shocking phone call this morning. It's more of a serious post topic so most will be bored and I advise you to not press "spoiler" but it just is nice to get out. Plus, there's a question at the end if anyone has something they can relate to or share with me, preferably by PM.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-09T06:26:52.841818+00:00
not trying to fuck with your head or anything, but if it was a drug overdose then saying 'drugs was the reason of death' is inaccurate. it would be more accurate to say 'prohibition was the reason', as prohibition causes the supply of drugs to get handed over to irresponsible people who sell wraps of the drugs with no clue as to there potency or content, making accurate dosaging virtually impossible unless you have access to a lab with gas chromatograph equipment.
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2017-08-09 at 5:12 AM UTC in Weeeeel gonts, looks I'm back again.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Before the Great Flood, the people who existed at that time had achieved flight, other modern advancements, and even space travel. There is plenty of proof they even made it to the Moon.
i guess it was too bad that houseboat, fishing, underwater exploration and water purification technologies were just so far lacking behind jet propulsion and space technology at that time huh?
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2017-08-08 at 8:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwhat the fuck can you do??
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2017-08-08 at 8:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSi'm done with this stupid game, bollocks to it.
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lol
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2017-08-08 at 7:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone My sammiches don't taste like ass because I don't make sammiches. I'm the asshole who actually was a cunt to PoC though, so… I deserve all the bullshit. I'm really sorry for hurting PoC and being the cause for his destructive behavior he ensued in… I'm a huge asshole, retarded cunt.
what kind of a woman are you that can't make a fucking sandwich. its like a bit of meat between two slices of bread, not rocket science. shit you can't even spell it right ffs. you fail at woman.
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2017-08-08 at 6:36 AM UTC in Where the fuck is Reject?lol
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2017-08-06 at 5:58 AM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesusok, so this was back in about 02 when i was a total fucking junkie, literally doing a good £100 a day. at this time i was in and out of jail like every other month or so. anyway at this time i was due in court for driving whilst disqualified on the monday coming, and this was back before they gave you methadone or subutex in jail so you were left to just rattle it hard. i didn't like the thought of that so for the week preceeding the court appearance i was going extra hard to get as much gear in the bank as poss to see me through it. somebody told me that this big marks and spencer superstore about 20 mile away had boxes of mobile phones out on the shelves in the store and were easy to get, so i took a drive over there on the tuesday. i blatantly filled a shopping cart with 20 of these phones, threw a few things on top and brazenly walked out the store. i had parked literally right outside the door and quickly chucked them in the motor and went. nobody come after me or fuck all, easy as shit. if i remember i think i got about £800 for the lot, so i invested in a half ounce of smack and still had enough to keep me going for most of the week without even touching the 1/2 oz.
on the saturday i bumped into my pal gary. he's a good pal since we were kids and we always had each others back and went robbing and shit all the time. gary was on his ass and was looking to earn. i told him about the score i'd had the other day and he started agging me to take him over there to get a load more. so off we went. i liked working with gary as he knew what the fuck he was doing and just got the job done, which is exactly how i liked to work. we get to the store and had a smoke in the car park before we went in. now i had split this half oz up into 12 separate wraps which i had sealed and kept on me ready for the monday. i had it all in a cigarette packet and kept it down my pants at all times. i also had a lighter in there and any gear i was using as well. so in the carpark i chucked a whole 20 bag on the foil which was about 1/2 gram in them days. i smoked about a 1/4 of that and then wrapped it up, put it in the cig box and shoved it down my pants again ready to get on.
so me and gaz goes into the store, we both took a hand basket and separately filled up the baskets with the phones, about 5 in each. we then shoved the baskets under a rack of clothes by the doors and took another basket each and did the same. we rendevous'd by the door and i told gary to hold up here, i'll go check we ain't got a welcome party waiting outside the doors. i go out and look around and it all looked cool. i dashed back in and gave gary the nod and we both picked up two baskets each and dashed out. we were'nt even 5 yards from the car when we had blokes coming from everywhere grabbing at us. i think we both managed to get halfway in the car and these guys wrestled us both out. there was literally fuck all we could do, we were caught.
but coz we'd put up such a struggle with them, they had us both on the floor sitting on us, like 3 or 4 guys, so we couldn't move, till the pigs came, which was pretty quick. the cops cuffed us at the back and we were put in the car and i had a pig sitting right next to me all the way to the pig station. now i'm thinking, fuck, i got this half oz down my pants, and what's more its all split into smaller wraps which would defo be intent to supply. and that makes the 2 or 3 grand theft we're getting nicked for look silly. and as a known heroin addict at that time i was always getting strip searched as soon as they got me to the station. but i can't do fuck all but pray.
so we get to the station, they book me in and put me in a cell. i can't believe my luck that they never stripped me. as soon as i'm in the cell i set about plugging all 12 wraps away. i still got the gear on the foil and the lighter, so now i'm safe i start having a toot, while i resign myself to the fact that i am definitely going to jail on monday now without a doubt. now in these days they would let you keep your cigarettes but not let you smoke in the cell, but they would let you out in the yard sometimes. so you had to be careful smoking in the cell in case they clocked the smoke. a little while later and gary had been taken for interview. when coming back he had wandered off ahead of the cop and opened the flap on my door. give us a cigarette he says, so i gave him one. i asked if he had a light and he said yes, so i explained i got my gear but my lighter was fucked. he said he'd ring the bell for the toilet in a bit and leave it hidden there for me to get.
so gary, like a div, goes off to his cell and locks himself in. he's in the cell next to me and i can clearly hear the pig come now to lock him up. i hear the cop open his flap and immediately he says 'are you smoking'. gary's hasn't even waited to light the cig i gave him and got busted. so the pig is now asking how did you light that, and i hear gary trying to bullshit him that he found a match on the floor, lol. the cop is like 'bollocks, either you or your pal has got a lighter'. with that a load of other cops come, my door opens and they take us both off for a strip. i thanked my lucky stars that i had plugged the 1/2 oz away already but of course they find the gear on the foil and the busted lighter. but that was fuck all really compared to what i'd just escaped.
anyway two days later and me and gaz are locked in the same cell in prison with half oz of gear, smoking ourselves silly for a week, and then we were so fucking sick, lol. but yeah, adventures in heroin addiction, its all good fun, haha. i dodged a good 5 to 7 years that day so fuck it, lol.
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2017-08-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in LANNYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-04 at 8:41 AM UTC in If I ever own a motel, I'll call it the slags-inn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 9 PM UTC in the photoshop fredThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-30 at 2:17 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womeni bet she a right bitchy type, but look at her, who the fuck cares?
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2017-08-06 at 9:28 AM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesuswhen i was about 19 i was at one of those big legal raves, the type with the huge circus tents and about 100,000 people. it was just getting light and a lot of people had left so it wasn't so packed. i was still pilled off my face, and if any of you been to a do like that, by the end of the night there is litter everywhere including lots of zip lock baggies that people discarded after doing the contents. when you're high on e you often look at the floor and for a moment think there is something or other in them. but then realize you're just tripping out. so i notice this fairly large baggie and i'm tripping as usual coz its looking like theres a load of powder in it. so i'm just ignoring it. but i keep noticing it for ages and it always looks like theres some white shit in it. so after a while i think i ought to check this. so i picks it up and wtf it definitely has got powder in it, quite a lot. a good 5 or 6 grams easy of what is obviously speed. at raves in them days you wouldn't find people doing anything other than e, speed, acid, coke or hash/weed. so i take a dab to see how good this speed is but it tastes not so bitter as i'd expect. next thing i know my tongue is numbing up, fuck me its charlie. me and a few pals were snorting it like there was no tomorrow, rolling spliffs of it and that. did the lot in about 15 minutes lol. i think i was so high on e still tho that i barely felt much from it tbh, the excitement of what i'd just found prolly had me buzzing more than anything.
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2017-08-05 at 9:46 AM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.your the biggest total twat on this whole site in all of totse history cap'n phallus. your materialistic bullshit is just boring and watching just how fucking desperate you are to impress others is so fucking cringeworthy, i've started to develop wrinkles on my forehead solely from reading your posts.
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