2017-08-27 at 8:49 AM UTC
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fuck this stupid forearm
for as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be, a wanker.
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2017-08-26 at 5:50 PM UTC
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my dad was on xhamster
so who else clicked this fred to see mash's dad the porn star?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
goddamit.
i was just taking a work break to have some food and do some some shit online and was so engrossed in web browsing that i consumed 2x the protein drink i planned. i originally made two servings with the intention of having one now, then one later tonight after dinner.
i didnt count the calories but it was 4 eggs, about 4 cups of milk, 3 cups of rice drink, 2 packets of powdered milk, and two scoops of protein-powder-shit.
jeez you really are a disgusting person, aren't you?
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See captain falcon for details.
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the triangles scare the fucking shit outta me tho
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2017-08-26 at 2:24 AM UTC
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Guess the picture
the jolly green giants cock
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sophie too, even tho i know he's a total nonse an all, he's helped me shit loads with pooter probs. written fucking whole scripts for me and everything. i'm getting way better at using bash thx to him. so he's pretty cool too.
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2017-08-22 at 11:31 AM UTC
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Ice cream man
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2017-08-20 at 7:05 AM UTC
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ITT we post really sexy women
dayyyamn
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this^
when i was sleeping in my car i used to park in this same car park on the outskirts of the city alongside a chainlink fence. on the other side of the fence was this driveway leading to a gate that went into a park. about 3am one night, it was summer and i had the window right down and was tootin some gear when i saw a fox emerge from the bush by the gate. i sat perfectly still and watched as another fox appeared, followed by 3 cubs. this happened almost the same time every night. i started to get packs of chicken breast and steaks and dropped them the other side of the fence to where i was parked and would sit perfectly still and watch a family of foxes dine on the meat literally 2 yards from me. i did film it on my phone at the time but it was years ago and lost the footage. i was like a homeless david attenborough.
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Originally posted by RestStop
25-50mg of ice would indeed cure any floppy problems.
ok, i'll put that idea on ice for now.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
You haven't had this sweet dick yet, baby boy. I'll make that syyrupy ass sing.
lol
that's fucking disgusting
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2017-08-23 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Tell me a sad story.
my ex was 13 when her step dad took her xmas shopping. when she got home she raced in to show her mom what she'd bought, only to find her mom dead after having taken a deliberate overdose. after that, she lived with her step dad who was a hells angel back then. by 14 he was messing about with her and bringing his HA pals back and letting them do the same. when she was old enough she moved out and married a guy, they had a little girl. by this time her bipolar was starting to get bad and she was diagnosed and given medication. then she discovered her husband was having an affair with her 'best friend'. he kicked her out and moved the best friend in, they got married in the end. to make it worse he used her mental health against her and not only got custody, but had her excluded from even visiting the child.
during the 8 years i was with her i could clearly see just how much the abuse and the loss of her mother and daughter was tearing her apart. it was fucking horrible to watch unable to help much. just after we split she found out that her child had been taken into care. it had been over 10 years since she had seen her. it turned out that the ex best friend after marrying her ex, had children of her own with him. she had taken a preference to her own children over her step daughter and this turned to her being very cruel to the girl, the father apparently did nothing and allowed this cruelty to happen. the last i saw my ex they were arranging for her to start seeing her daughter again after 11 years. obviously it could never change all the suffering she had been through but it was nice to see her finally find a bit of light at the end of the tunnel.
true story.
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2017-08-23 at 2:11 AM UTC
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If only i were a lefty.
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even if i did have money, the fuck would i wanna go live amongst those pretentious fuckwits in the hamptons.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
You seem proud of the fact.
if you ever spend time with two or more mentally ill people its quite fascinating to notice how they will compete as to who is more mad. they start trying to out do each other on things like how many meds they take, or who's meds are stronger, how many times or how long they've been sectioned for, how many suicide attempts and shit like that. its pretty fucking bizarre to witness. it literally starts to look like they are proud of their insanity.
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
my friend says if you are ever in Idaho he'll buy you a beer for your troubles
why the fuck would anyone ever be in idaho for? that's a pretty safe promise that will never have to be kept.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
It was in reference to BBS moderation and kidiots who think they're smart.
no i mean the word holiday has different meaning for you guys. now if you'd used the word vacation, then that would make sense.
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2017-08-19 at 10:08 PM UTC
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Ice cream man
you officially the biggest nigger dick obsessed faggot on NIS
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Originally posted by benny vader
is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
also, ftfy
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