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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    list of things black people have given us:




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon





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    no i was jk pal. hope you do have a nice enjoyable vacation and that the strip search and interrogation doesn't take so long that you miss your flight. enjoy.






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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i just smacked my balls around

    totally works




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i have sensitive skin

    what are you, a girl or summing?




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash So, you're saying that you leave your significant other underwhelmed?

    well you can go too long and then they start getting headfucky ideas about it. i had this girl once after near 2 hours suddenly go 'i think we need to stop, you obviously don't fancy me'. then started asking why i was sleeping with her. i didn't want her knowing i was high on smack so i told her i'd done some E earlier and it was just the effects of that. i don't think she bought it tho. it turned pretty awkward after that, lol.




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    Originally posted by CASPER Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?

    I just want to know how on-point my ears are?

    spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.




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    it is. having just got out of jail my options are limited atm, until i can get back on my feet. only temporary tho, but to give you an idea what this place is like. they have these on the wall dotted around the house.




    nalorex injection, break glass in emergency lol. they've had several OD fatalities in recent years.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone As for my son, if I suicide now, he won't remember me when he's older so it'll be fine.

    you think nobody is gonna sit him down when he asks why he hasn't got a mom, and tell him..,

    i'm sorry son, but your mom was very mentally ill and committed suicide when you were very young'.

    but what he will actually hear is...

    'i'm sorry son, but your mom didn't give a shit about you enough to stay around and look after you, you obviously never meant anything to her and she obviously had no desire what so ever to want to see you grow up and see what you became with your life. she obviously had no concern pertaining to protecting you from any harm or dangers you may of faced during your childhood, or to seeing to it that you stayed on the right track and were looked after and had everything you needed. or had any interest in just being there for you on all the countless times during your life when you just needed advice, support or encouragement, or for those times when you just needed your mom, like just for a hug, or to show him he's loved like every child needs countless times while growing up and even as an adult. she simply gave no thought to you what so ever'.

    and as time goes by, in his head that will turn into...

    fucking bitch, just leaving me like this. i fucking hate her'.

    i mean go ahead hydro, do it, you certainly won't regret it if you do. your son on the other hand will regret what you did every day of his fucked up, miserable little life.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Will everyone just make a little vocaroo? If you don't want to show your faces, can i at least hear what you sound like? Thank you!

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwEwSc4Tsf




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    Bill Krozby are you gay? ..sorry its just you sounded really gay there^^^

    underwear is for faggots. i commando at all times man.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this pure white cat, was very friendly, purring and couldn't get enough strokes and attention. he had a front leg missing the poor little fella. i thought he was walking funny at first. then i noticed, lol.







    lanny, your 5 embedded items limit is gay




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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 after reading your fairly knowledgeable and articulate explanation on military related things and then seeing the usual you, I picture you as the store owner in pulp fiction with the gimp locked up in a box behind the counter.

    You creepy-scary, Man!

    hahalol, it was only like two days ago i was reading one of his usual shitty orifice based posts and i was thinking to myself, 'i think infaggotry is zed'.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    overdose sounds like a lot less hassle tbh.




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    Originally posted by hydromorphone I have things to complete first for my son. THings to get in order.

    I was stupid and tried this living thing for far too long.

    PoC is just a cry baby bitch who never will do it and just wants pity from everyone. I sent him some T-PAIN to help with his issues or to save for a rainy day, but he's "scared" I would poison him lmfao then when I said if I wanted someone dead I'd do it face to face to he got scared and said he's getting a restraining order LMFAO I fucking BEGGED him to do that, he's going to look like such an idiot when he tells the cops "My ex-girlfriend won't stop harassing me on skype" lol I told him to block me for days now. But rather he just wants to bitch I keep messaging him.

    I would never poison someone, he's only ever mentioned that.

    my ex's mom committed suicide and it so fucked her head up because of it, its not even funny. she used to obsess to me about how she was going to commit suicide when she is 40, because that's how old her mom was, and she seemed to think there was some significance that meant she had to do the same. i still to this day, after 8 years with her, have no idea where she got this connection from or why it meant she had to do the same. the more those 8 years went on tho, the more it became clear just how much her mom's suicide had done her head in tho. some days she would be in fits of crying continuously for hours, even days sometimes. just blabbing about how much she missed her mom and just wanted to see her again. other days she would go on drinking benders and end up cutting herself to shit. it was fucking heartbreaking to watch just how badly her mom's suicide had fucked her head up.

    you should think very carefully about your children before you even think of doing such a thing. my ex's mom literally just copped out but passed all her anguish, pain and torment onto her daughter, and left her to deal with it all on her own. fucking horrible selfish bitch to be perfectly honest.

    i don't think you're really like that tho are you hydro? you got to be a soldier for your kids girl.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nice, 1/16th of oz







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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Leaving for the airport now. Latez y'all!






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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Honestly, who throws a shoe?

    austin powers lol




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon All sex you perform with your finger is fingering. Kill yourself.

    just trying to clarify this^. so if i lightly twist and rub a girls nipples, then i'm fingering her in the nipples yeah?




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You guys should mind your own fucking business and let us destroy our relationship on our own. We don't need help with that, believe me.

    well maybe if you guys didn't post a blow by blow account on a public bulletin board people wouldn't be minding to your business. i mean did you really expect to post all that and for no one to read or respond to it?




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