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If only i were a lefty.

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wouldn't have to worry about things like the economy and sustainability. And i wouldn't need to know about logic either. And i certainly would not need to know about math, i would have a liberal arts degree and all my commie friends would praise me for hating white people. The media would call me "so progressive" and call me peaceful when i am beating people over the head with padlocks in socks. And all my crimes would be forgiven, and the police would stand down whenever i wanted to have a rally or a march, and i could bring all my weapons, but not my guns, because guns are evil and i would be for total gun control. I wouldn't need to worry about gun violence since every where there would be safe spaces which everyone knows are impervious to bullets, because we made a law that says it's so. But best of all, i wouldn't have to work, i would get hand outs from the government, or live in the basement of my upper-middle class parents. I wouldn't have to worry about all the niggers and the spics because i basically would be one of them. I wouldn't be concerned with the biological reality of IQ differences between the races. in fact i wouldn't need to be concerned with reality at all. If only i were a lefty.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    So you're a right-wing pedophile. I can't tell if that's less or more expected.
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Basically this.

  5. #5
    Ignorance is bliss, huh?
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What astute observation of the contemporary political environment.

    Thank you for your insightful analysis. It's definitely changed my opinion on things.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i never really get whats left or right
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