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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop 25-50mg of ice would indeed cure any floppy problems.

    ok, i'll put that idea on ice for now.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You haven't had this sweet dick yet, baby boy. I'll make that syyrupy ass sing.

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    that's fucking disgusting



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my ex was 13 when her step dad took her xmas shopping. when she got home she raced in to show her mom what she'd bought, only to find her mom dead after having taken a deliberate overdose. after that, she lived with her step dad who was a hells angel back then. by 14 he was messing about with her and bringing his HA pals back and letting them do the same. when she was old enough she moved out and married a guy, they had a little girl. by this time her bipolar was starting to get bad and she was diagnosed and given medication. then she discovered her husband was having an affair with her 'best friend'. he kicked her out and moved the best friend in, they got married in the end. to make it worse he used her mental health against her and not only got custody, but had her excluded from even visiting the child.

    during the 8 years i was with her i could clearly see just how much the abuse and the loss of her mother and daughter was tearing her apart. it was fucking horrible to watch unable to help much. just after we split she found out that her child had been taken into care. it had been over 10 years since she had seen her. it turned out that the ex best friend after marrying her ex, had children of her own with him. she had taken a preference to her own children over her step daughter and this turned to her being very cruel to the girl, the father apparently did nothing and allowed this cruelty to happen. the last i saw my ex they were arranging for her to start seeing her daughter again after 11 years. obviously it could never change all the suffering she had been through but it was nice to see her finally find a bit of light at the end of the tunnel.

    true story.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    even if i did have money, the fuck would i wanna go live amongst those pretentious fuckwits in the hamptons.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You seem proud of the fact.

    if you ever spend time with two or more mentally ill people its quite fascinating to notice how they will compete as to who is more mad. they start trying to out do each other on things like how many meds they take, or who's meds are stronger, how many times or how long they've been sectioned for, how many suicide attempts and shit like that. its pretty fucking bizarre to witness. it literally starts to look like they are proud of their insanity.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 my friend says if you are ever in Idaho he'll buy you a beer for your troubles

    why the fuck would anyone ever be in idaho for? that's a pretty safe promise that will never have to be kept.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It was in reference to BBS moderation and kidiots who think they're smart.

    no i mean the word holiday has different meaning for you guys. now if you'd used the word vacation, then that would make sense.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you officially the biggest nigger dick obsessed faggot on NIS



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

    also, ftfy



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien you're obviously an alt however

    ahh, you got me. the reason i have an alt tho is because i suffer from split personality disorder so its not really an alt, its just my faggy alter ego. we don't get on at all coz he's a total fag and a fantasist(not surprising tho, considering his whole existence is just a fantasy, lol), so we agreed to make separate accounts. when i'm the cool me, like i am now i'm narcassist aka mememe. but when the pathetic homodogfucker side of me comes out, he logs out of my account and logs into his captain faggotfuck account and starts posting all his homoautistic faggotry and gets into the most pathetic idiotic arguments with people. he even argues with me, which i know i really should know better, but i really do hate that fucking assbandit fucklord.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I will protect her privacy but to put it in simple terms its because I wouldn't eat her out so yes i deserved it

    don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 where is the signup link for that game

    trust me it sucks. cept when faggotface gets bant



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    like now were just stuck with infaggotry and captain flaccid bullshit for most of the time.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, kill yourself. Just give sploo an Invite. Cancer levels have dropped dramatically since reg closed.

    you're the biggest cancer on this site fag. least sploo is interesting, you're just fucking boring.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is he sulking coz we told him his iq tests were bollocks, or did he just get bant again? all you fuckers calling for registrations to be closed to get rid of sploo, scrawney and bling. but look, now its boring as fuck here. i went out for over an hour the other day, came back to see that i was the last person to post anything here.

    LANNY, OPEN REGISTRATIONS FOR FUCK SAKE.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fred made me lol



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby And I won the Iron at a laundry mat opening because I'm a winner.

    is that laundry mat still open for business? sounds like the owner is the worst businessman in the world.

    "that's a great idea, lets give an iron away to one of our customers, so they can iron their own clothes and not have to pay us to do it for them" derp!




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I said it won't pay the bills, Bitches!

    it can do

    https://www.adultwork.com/



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