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2018-05-04 at 11:12 PM UTC in This Just In: Victim of libel "Pillar of the community" attorney says.In what is arguably one of the biggest suits in the history of Space a number of people are getting sued for allegedly uttering libelous statements. The parties involved so far are: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, mmQ, ohfralala, POLECAT, HTS and Nil the Compton Gazette has come to learn.
While it is true statements of this nature often occur in space, rarely do we see any of the aftermath play out in court. "Usually these issues are just settled privately" an anonymous source told The Compton Gazette. So far it would seem the court proceedings are set to take place on Saturday.
Our reporter reached out to the prosecuting attorney for comments.
Originally posted by Zanick To all of the niggas in your readership, I'd like to say that there is evil in this world, and today it takes the form of libel and interfering with commerce.
Mr. Zanick said.
Originally posted by Zanick This could happen to anyone trying to start a life for themselves and their families. Case-in-point: my client is an upstanding citizen in his community. He provides a valuable service making furniture, he's a pillar upholding the freedom of those he surrounds himself with, and he's done absolutely nothing to deserve this vicious mistreatment.
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2018-05-04 at 9:10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Something Squirrel Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.
The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.
FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil… lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly… also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.
Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.
Would you like me to ban you now, or wait until this inevitably spirals out on control to do it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 9:02 PM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kid
Originally posted by Ajax This place needs to have its own TV show. Almost certainly guaranteed to be better than Jerry Springer.
The amazing thing is that on jerry springer or whatever you usually have two people on stage yelling at each other. You get to appreciate they're both trash because they call each other out when they lie. Here though Bill Krozby 100% controls the narrative and still somehow ends up looking like the singular asshole in every single situation he talks about. I don't know if he doesn't realize what he's saying makes him look like a dick constantly or he doesn't care (he certainly has no qualms about lying) but it's just amazing to behold.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 9:02 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedLSD, I think I will be seeking a greater penalty for you when you eventually agree to settle. If not, prepare to get crucified.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 8:34 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by Something Squirrel Did you ever date or hookup from that website? I met my gf on this forum.
For the record, since there are many here who don't know, by "gf" he means a man named Sean Twist who is renowned for getting a highlighter stuck up his ass. This man takes hormones for transitioning to a not-man-not-woman abomination and still has a penis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 7:57 PM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 7:42 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 7:20 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 7:03 PM UTC in Amy Schumer in hospital with STDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 4:09 PM UTC in Fucking with a coke dealer in a gangThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 2:37 PM UTC in Fucking with a coke dealer in a gangThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 2:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.
The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.
FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil… lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly… also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.
Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 11:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.raj
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2018-05-04 at 6:11 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidThat's a great idea Bill Krozby, I really like your plan to become a parent (again), but have you considered the advantages of killing yourself instead?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 6:09 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kid
Originally posted by Zanick It really doesn't matter what I think. You're going to make a child with your idiot girlfriend and then you'll choke her or something and she'll leave you and you'll have another bastard you never get to see. If the kid is lucky, your girlfriend will marry someone decent and he/she will grow up with a fake dad instead of a rapist dad.
Savage. When should we expect an indictment for this alleged rape?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby we're gonna try and be positive in this thread and be helpful, mmmmmmk?!
Speak for yourself Bill Bill Krozbyby
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2018-05-04 at 6 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidIt really doesn't matter what I think. You're going to make a child with your idiot girlfriend and then you'll choke her or something and she'll leave you and you'll have another bastard you never get to see. If the kid is lucky, your girlfriend will marry someone decent and he/she will grow up with a fake dad instead of a rapist dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 6 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidFor the love of God, please don't.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 4:09 AM UTC in Who is weirder?At this point it seems relatively equal. There's a reason those of you who have stayed, have, ya know..stayed.
You and me? I'm leaning me but I've known me a lot longer too.
Answer me these two questions it'll help me learn.
1. Your dad. What's his electronic mailing address?
2. Do rainbows exist objectively?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 8:01 PM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?Yeah. Archer would definietly be the poppa and Bill Krozby the mommy. 😄The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 3:25 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedOperating in my capacity as an officer of the court, I have determined that issuing the initial subpoenas via public announcement is the most appropriate and expeditious way to begin proceedings. Each of them has been filed through the NIS 5th circuit court, where we shall officially condemn libelous claims and defamation aimed at the plaintiff, and interruption of commerce, for which we will be seeking compensatory damages. The offending statements have been documented in spoilers beneath each defendant's name.
I expect all of you will have responded to this round of subpoenas within five business days, or I will request that the judge (a personal friend of mine) hold you in contempt and fine you $500 for each day of noncompliance. Your court date will be Saturday, May 12. Please arrive at 8 AM CST.
The following users are implicated in this summons:
LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery: You made more false accusations against my client than everybody else combined, and you fabricated statements to damage his business relationships. I’m not sure we can even accept a settlement, given the circumstances. Destroying you will serve as a message to libelous anarchists the world over.
mmQ: You falsely propagated the rumor that my client is guilty of a crime for which he has never been charged, and additionally, you tried to sweep it under the rug. This is significant, and you need a lawyer.
Note: You can’t file motions as a defendant, mmQ. I can’t charge you for it myself, but one hint of resistance and I’ll be calling in a favor with the DA’s office to hit you for obstruction. Are you prepared for a long and costly legal battle? Or would you prefer to settle, and put this to rest now? I promise that you won’t win if this goes to trial. I’d choose the less painful option if I were in your position.
ohfralala: You presumed my client’s guilt, and you published a statement circulating a series of vicious rumors on a message board, facilitating a conspiracy against my client and permanently damaging his reputation. I’m going to see to it that you pay dearly.
POLECAT: I don’t think there’s legal precedence for what you’ve done, but it is so wrong and utterly opposed to justice and human nature that I foresee new case law in the making after we’re done murdering you on the stand.
HTS: You fabricated two statements from my client and published them on a message board to assassinate his moral character.
Nil: You published a fictional account of my client’s life that ultimately assisted in the circulation of malicious lies about his business practices.
Lanny: In your case, this can be as simple as providing a witness testimony. You don’t have to come into court necessarily, as long as you cooperate and demonstrate remorse and provide me with the IP addresses of users named in this motion as well as a sufficient plan to penalize them as forum administrator with suitable penalties to be approved by my firm. Failure to comply will earn you contempt and a fine, and we furthermore, we will expect to see you in court at the scheduled time.
HampTheToker: Issued upon user request. Since you seem to enjoy litigation from any side, please consider our firm for representation in the future.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
