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  1. #81
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sophie Mr. Zanick, i'm Sophie from the Compton Gazette. How would you say your firm feels about prosecuting this case? Are you going into the court proceedings with a positive feeling? Is there anything else you would like our readers to know about this case or this type of litigation in general?

    Hello, Sophie! I'm proud to be approached by your all-star publication. To all of the niggas in your readership, I'd like to say that there is evil in this world, and today it takes the form of libel and interfering with commerce. This could happen to anyone trying to start a life for themselves and their families. Case-in-point: my client is an upstanding citizen in his community. He provides a valuable service making furniture, he's a pillar upholding the freedom of those he surrounds himself with, and he's done absolutely nothing to deserve this vicious mistreatment.

    If you want your business to thrive, nobody should be able to take that away from you with lies. I won't watch your hard work be cast aside when I can bring justice into the equation. Get representation for your business today. Call on Zanick to come to your defense. You can get in touch at Niggasin.space or by emailing my firm at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com.
  2. #82
    Zan are you a reverend too?
  3. #83
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah can you marry me and lala
  4. #84
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    zanick i forbid you from talking to the media concerning this case in any way.



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  5. #85
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick Hello, Sophie! I'm proud to be approached by your all-star publication. To all of the niggas in your readership, I'd like to say that there is evil in this world, and today it takes the form of libel and interfering with commerce. This could happen to anyone trying to start a life for themselves and their families. Case-in-point: my client is an upstanding citizen in his community. He provides a valuable service making furniture, he's a pillar upholding the freedom of those he surrounds himself with, and he's done absolutely nothing to deserve this vicious mistreatment.

    If you want your business to thrive, nobody should be able to take that away from you with lies. I won't watch your hard work be cast aside when I can bring justice into the equation. Get representation for your business today. Call on Zanick to come to your defense. You can get in touch at Niggasin.space or by emailing my firm at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com.

    motherfucker




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  6. #86
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what you doing you num ??




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  7. #87
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Narc, it's pretty standard to involve media in a case like this. Even if we won't, the defense will. You want to have a stake in the development of a story because it's going to be news one way or another. Besides, you've got nothing to worry about. You were a victim in this, and you deserve the praise of small business owners everywhere who can empathize with your position.
  8. #88
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Zan are you a reverend too?

    I am a reverend as well!

    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah can you marry me and lala

    I'm not opposed to this, but it would be ideal if I weren't prosecuting you both still if you have any money to give me after that for a wedding.
  9. #89
    Um I’m opposed to it. Very opposed!
  10. #90
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick Narc, it's pretty standard to involve media in a case like this. Even if we won't, the defense will. You want to have a stake in the development of a story because it's going to be news one way or another. Besides, you've got nothing to worry about. You were a victim in this, and you deserve the praise of small business owners everywhere who can empathize with your position.

    Is it pretty standard within your firm to ignore your client's wishes and proceed how YOU feel like?
  11. #91
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Um I’m opposed to it. Very opposed!

    even if we live in our own state
  12. #92
    Originally posted by POLECAT even if we live in our own state

    There’s no point.

    I need dick regularly and someone to pet my head and feed me.
  13. #93
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is it pretty standard within your firm to ignore your client's wishes and proceed how YOU feel like?

    mmQ, if you'd gotten a lawyer for yourself you'd know that the strategy is what you're paying them to do. Otherwise, it's generally poor conduct to approach a dashing lawyer and his 9/10 client while they're discussing their case in the courthouse. Please refrain from commenting on such exchanges in the future.
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  14. #94
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you still get to live ur life,, I wasn't going to try and change you
  15. #95
    Ok then why even do it??????!!!!:$:&?.&2
  16. #96
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I mean, we are in a courthouse. I could hypothetically marry you right here. Let me know if you want to do this, but make another thread, okay? You don't want to begin a marriage in the context of a lawsuit. Save that for the divorce.
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  17. #97
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Ok then why even do it??????!!!!:$:&?.&2

    you do realize as my wife you get my empire when i pass
  18. #98
    I have my OWN estate and it’s better than yours :P
  19. #99
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick Narc, it's pretty standard to involve media in a case like this. Even if we won't, the defense will. You want to have a stake in the development of a story because it's going to be news one way or another. Besides, you've got nothing to worry about. You were a victim in this, and you deserve the praise of small business owners everywhere who can empathize with your position.

    can you find us an interview room so we can have a private word before we go into court today please zanick? i need a little of that attorney/client privilege to discuss a couple of things now.



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  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I have my OWN estate and it’s better than yours :P

    Don't worry, my client will be getting them both.
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