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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Zanick
You should write "ERASE ME, CUNT" on the board that she's used to using and then record her reaction from across the library when she goes to use it.
back in high school, it was first period and there was a tiny penis drawn in the corner of the blackboard. the teacher angrily erased it and continued with the class.
first period next day, again there was a small penis in the bottom left hand corner of the blackboard, slightly bigger this time. teacher angrily rubs it off.
this goes on for 2-3 days with gradually larger penii, until she comes in one morning to 'IT JUST GETS BIGGER WHEN YOU RUB IT' written across the blackboard
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Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Originally posted by HampTheToker
Wasn't it rust that had a porn star dressed as a clown for an avatar way back when…?
Who's gonna post it first?
I don't think this is the one, but it was one from this set.
https://imgur.com/gallery/a0V7dLexi Belle was so hot back in the day
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2018-05-03 at 1:03 AM UTC
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Where have you gone, Karen?
Originally posted by -mal-
I use to think you were just ignoring Zanick’s calls to you. Now I’m wondering if you’re in some kind of trouble? You can reach me on the mal-phone if you want to talk about it.
Com back soon, Karen!
What's your major mal-phone-ction, private?
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Originally posted by NARCassist
yeah but you all been giving hydro grief about it for months and she's been laughing at all yo.
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I didn't post in those threads at all
Congrats though
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Originally posted by NARCassist
it was fentanyl
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Originally posted by NARCassist
[Speech 100] oh actually i don't know what it was, they haven't had the inquest yet. something like fentanyl i woulda thought tho. probably like anyway.
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Smooth.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
I wake up and immediately think "ugh fuck I didn't die"
I shimmy to the bathroom in an effort to wake myself up but usually piss all over the toilet seat and my own feet. If my water bottle is empty I will simply flick my dick towards my face and piss in my own mouth for hydration
I put on uplifting music such as penderecki's threnody that booms throughout the whole apartment while I get ready frequently kissing my own reflection in the mirror because I'm a 9/10
I drink a double whiskey with my hard boiled eggs and salad while reading several epidemiology journals in preparation to pester everybody I meet that day on why what they're eating is bad. I drink another double whiskey and I'm usually in the car by 8 15
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume
VR is a medium
Yeah, and broadcast television is a medium. That doesn't mean it isn't controlled by a small set of large corporations where the barrier to entry is high enough that it's a near monopoly.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
hey, I don't think that's fair, legal age of consent is 16 in lots of states, I just have a weakness for 19 year olds
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2018-05-01 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Post your shower routine
So an old guy on parole that does heroin turned down my pee? Fml
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2018-05-01 at 10:19 PM UTC
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ask lala
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Can you believe all those african fucks wearing western style pants and shirts? Appropriating our culture like that, it disgusts me. We invented shirts and pants, the rest of the world is obligated to wear their traditional garb (usually some kind of robe) and they're hella racist if they don't. God, white man is so oppressed.
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Originally posted by gumbo
This is such an asinine discussion. You guys know what he meant.
No, I don't really know what he meant and I doubt he does either. The literal reading is obviously out. If the intent was to say "DNA and chemical bonding is where information is used to structure already extant matter" then it's true in the former case I supposed although I don't really see how it fits that latter. Further it doesn't really like anything very profound as making a cup of coffee is another example of restructuring matter but one would hardly call a barista an alchemist. Although maybe we should start, it might boost their egos a bit, sploo won't have to feel so bad about going into the coffee making field.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "mist"!
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Originally posted by NARCassist
but would you lick it tho :P
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Pole don't have his red wings yet.👎
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